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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.5%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 257 18.7%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 192 14.0%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 778 56.7%

  • Total voters
    1,372
Charles wears Under Armor almost exclusively
So is UA just super popular with faggots? I don't have roving hoards of them where I live so the only people I see in UA are 20 something dude bros out with their fatty girlfriends eating fass fud.

Personally, the hand over mouth thing that Jack does is enough to convince me he's fond of dick. That shit is incredibly gay, not a single one of the women in my life even do that shit.
 
Lets ask the real question here what did Jack demand as a post vote treat from Tammy?

A tub of bacon up? Wibz? Pull pork? Alone time with Jim Tranyor? DVD box set of Bluey?
 
I searched for "Jack Scalfani" on tenor and found this gross gif of him in a pie eating contest. Anyone know where it's from?
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Here's one that's supposedly his brother: (deleted because it's probably not him)



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BUFFALO WILD WINGS 2 NEW FLAVORS - WING WARS​

(11/06/24)

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Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=zimLgWYwNOo
So fatty sees ads for food multiple times and that's what prompts him to beg Tammy to drive him to get wings? Of course he has no understanding of how online advertising works.

Bitches about boneless wings he isn't ordering. Drools over pictures of burgers and states they're important to him from "a marketing aspect"

Tammy still has to stick out her tongue just to taste a bit of sauce on the end of a fork... Also could have just used the damned fried that were right there. Then Tammy tells him he can eat the sauces(that definitely aren't carnivore, and are likely 40% high fructose corn syrup) while Fatty himself gets angy because she wont answer which sauce she's going to order.

Talks about undercooked and overcooked chicken, while showing a wing that was supposedly neither... so then why start talking about undercooked food?

"good for date night" sure Fatty.
 
Fatty talking is hilarious.

Saved some typing for you. His stroked out gurggles that he tries to pass as words and ends up as brutal text to speech typos and OBJ OBJ. Are just hilarious. Jack legit called bdubz a date night spot? Lmao Mrs would leave me if I took her there, rightfully so.

I know it's said many times before but Tammy only brings him in public to gross others out she's a truly evil bitch.
 
Because fat has to go somewhere. Remember when Tammy slayton was so fat her forehead itself had a BMI of 20.
It's like her body itself just said oh fuck it I don't even care any more just put it on her forehead.
I searched for "Jack Scalfani" on tenor and found this gross gif of him in a pie eating contest. Anyone know where it's from?
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Here's one that's supposedly his brother: (deleted because it's probably not him)



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He's obviously had a lot of practice taking weiners to the hilt.
 
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BUFFALO WILD WINGS 2 NEW FLAVORS - WING WARS​

(11/06/24)

Original:
Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=zimLgWYwNOo
Maple and sugar sauces aren't carnivore. But again we all know this is just a larp. He started this almost a year ago and he's still a fatass.

Fatty talking about overcooked and undercooked wings is hilarious. Overcooked wing bones won't split unless you really overcooked the shit out of them.
It just means the bone was broken before. I mean I can't count the amount of times I've made wings at home and just out of the package one was broken.

It happens. Deal with it.

For the love of God, can this fat retard ever stop drooling about "fud picshures"? What part of his brain doesn't understand marketing & advertisement?
No. He needs to SEE the food for some reason. It must activate some primal part of his brain that saves him from using his imagination.
 
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