Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Hard R]

He's a trailer-dwelling autist

i read that as trailer-dwelling artist and was like hmm okay i guess that does make sense

 

[RollingRock2]

i read that as trailer-dwelling artist and was like hmm okay i guess that does make sense

He is a highly regarded artist

 

[PetiteFeet]

Like Alex has said himself:

“If you got a blowjob from me, you’d go gay and never go back.”

It was not an appreciated comment.

He could just admit to the blowie and say he was desperate, how the dryspell almost had him kill himself because sex is so important to him that it's almost one of the pillars that upholds his very being.
On the other hand I fully understand not wanting to admit having had relations with Floorlord. It's on par with him double teaming a pregnant woman in exchange for ciggies. Just absolutely vile coomer behaviour. And I will admit it will never get old to see the gay panic in his eyes when he gets confronted with sexually aggressive behaviour from men.

 

[deeman]

Is this perhaps Cobes' doing?

https://cbn.com/news/us/witches-report-their-spells-against-trump-arent-working-he-has-shield?fbclid=IwY2xjawGY0MdleHRuA2FlbQIxMAABHYBeKwzhsCt83zqxKJ3h9a4QrVzXo9r9C-sKpXDFIuB07DjRSc4v7_Q8jg_aem_5k2mdY2CI6dyI1yARXLVag

 

[Dude Snakes]

Smoking weed with a 75 year old Englishman twu toobz

Ozzy would look Cobra directly in the eyes and tell him that guns are disgusting and he should be ashamed of himself for owning one.

As a Canadian I would tell Ozzy to mind his mouth as he is a subject ie a slave of the inbred royal family. He has no right to criticize Josh for having the means to defend himself. If he left his ivory tower he might come to realize how Good America has it over the UK and its vassal states.

 

[shaverinocory]

As a Canadian I would tell Ozzy to mind his mouth as he is a subject ie a slave of the inbred royal family. He has no right to criticize Josh for having the means to defend himself. If he left his ivory tower he might come to realize how Good America has it over the UK and its vassal states.

Wut?

 

[Molly Millions]

As a Canadian I would tell Ozzy to mind his mouth as he is a subject ie a slave of the inbred royal family. He has no right to criticize Josh for having the means to defend himself. If he left his ivory tower he might come to realize how Good America has it over the UK and its vassal states.

Ozzy lived in California for several decades until he fled the United States due to mass shootings

Osbourne and his wife Sharon are returning to their Buckinghamshire residence after spending more than 20 years living in Los Angeles, the Black Sabbath singer told the Observer in a wide-ranging interview. Osbourne's family life in California was famously documented on the MTV reality series "The Osbournes" in the early 2000s.

Gun violence in the US is part of what convinced him to return to the UK full-time, he told the Observer.

"I'm fed up with people getting killed every day," he said of American gun violence. "God knows how many people have been shot in school shootings. And there was that mass shooting in Vegas at that concert ... it's f*****g crazy."

He also noted that he didn't want to die in the US. "I'm English. I want to be back."

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Too lazy to vote in person because waiting in line was too much effort, too stupid to figure out how to request a mail in ballot because regarded. I hope he at least cast a circle of protection on Trump last night.

 

[rexxon_tillerson]

cobes should do a dank food hack of steak with ketchup in honor of donnie's win.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

He saved this cigar for whoever won the presidential debate and he's sorry Harris didn't win the nomination.

 

[Molly Millions]

He saved this cigar for whoever won the presidential debate and he's sorry Harris didn't win the nomination.

Yeah but do you think Cobra is actually retarded? He occasionally wipes his own ass.

"We haven't had a black president since Obama. Something to think about!"

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Yeah but do you think Cobra is actually retarded? He occasionally wipes his own ass.

He either remembers to wipe his own ass or responds to every trole or Jessica text. IDK man, it's a total tossup on if he's regarded.

 

[Bilbo Boglims]

Ozzy lived in California for several decades until he fled the United States due to mass shootings

Ozzy is a huge fan of mass shootings when its victims are pet cats, according to this article he admitted to going on a rampage and killing his SEVENTEEN cats with a fucking shotgun back in 2007.

There are some articles saying that he just threatened to do it, but it gets worse. He has also admitted to using his fancy air rifle collection to kill cats back in 2021 before he fled America due to muh gun violence.

 

[Molly Millions]

Ozzy is a huge fan of mass shootings when its victims are pet cats, according to this article he admitted to going on a rampage and killing his SEVENTEEN cats with a fucking shotgun back in 2007.

There are some articles saying that he just threatened to do it, but it gets worse. He has also admitted to using his fancy air rifle collection to kill cats back in 2021 before he fled America due to muh gun violence.

I can honestly say two things in response to this news

1. I've definitely never heard about this
2. Fuck sickos

 

[Law]

Yeah but do you think Cobra is actually retarded?

Yes.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

One of the crazy revelations from that Fat Fucks documentary is how Cobes just sits around responding to troll texts at all hours.

Im just imagining him in a public restaurant responding, “Yeah, well…well.. i get more pussy than you trolls and I rule your sad liff! You’re just jealous of Cobra!”

Also, please don’t let Cobes find out Ozzy supposedly went on a cat murder spree. I dont wanna know how he would process that shit. He’d either go buy more shotgun shells or go on an endless loop trying to find an excuse for it

 

[Fortyone]

Ozzy is a huge fan of mass shootings when its victims are pet cats, according to this article he admitted to going on a rampage and killing his SEVENTEEN cats with a fucking shotgun back in 2007.

There are some articles saying that he just threatened to do it, but it gets worse. He has also admitted to using his fancy air rifle collection to kill cats back in 2021 before he fled America due to muh gun violence.

Damn Ozzy is one step away from killing baby birds with his bike tire or bearded dragons with exposure to the cold. He's almost at peak sicko levels when it comes to animal abuse like someone else.

 

[BlastMonk]

"Throw your horns up if you're not gay! Throw your horns up if you're not trans!" has to be projection. The boy really is worried he might be gay.

After fucking NAL its only natural to question your sexuality and identity. 'Who am I really?' 'Did I really want to do that?'

 

['Ole Dente]

Also, please don’t let Cobes find out Ozzy supposedly went on a cat murder spree. I dont wanna know how he would process that shit. He’d either go buy more shotgun shells or go on an endless loop trying to find an excuse for it

“Ozzy never did that dood, go fuck yourself, get buh-locked.”

 

[Smegward]

“Ozzy never did that dood, go fuck yourself, get buh-locked.”

i feel like that one would get a fake laugh instead