Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Clayton cadidlehopper]

Nick has made a list of Balldo supporters on his latest cooking LOCALS stream:

TUG
Megan Fox (not that one)
Andrew Branca
Steven Gosney
Coomalot
EVS
Dick Masterson

Edit: Clarity

Wonder how Joe feels being left off the list...

 

[Windex]

New Instagram post from April. She can’t resist sneaking in the Rekieta Law paraphernalia.

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April has no subtlety. Logan Day would never have shoehorned in such a transparent attempt at proving (to herself, and everyone else) that she’s still around. Step your game up, don’t lose your man Nick!

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Balldo threw april under the buss?

I suspect KCHHS said the kids can't be around people facing felony drug possession charges and either April goes or the kids go.

 

[Edward Teach]

Damn...this guy is based. Need to find a way to donate!

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Wonder how Joe feels being left off the list...

Not pure enough. He still joins the streams of people who laughed at Nick's legal argument.

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

Damn...this guy is based. Need to find a way to donate!

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Ooft I would love to see that.
Just what is the legality? What did Sean say?

 

[Edward Teach]

Ooft I would love to see that.
Just what is the legality? What did Sean say?

He kind of laughed it off. It is public information so I would assume it is legal.

 

[Not Who You Think]

I have no clue about this one, but Aaron an account pretending to be Aaron responded to it.

Vaguery and word games.

Looks like April_Law1111 thought she had the real Aaron's attention and quickly tried to provoke him to contact (or otherwise openly mention) Kayla without mentioning her by name, which is something that Aaron is currently trying to avoid after the revenge porn arrest. Aaron could reach out to (or otherwise address) Kayla, get in some kind of trouble, and April could say "I didn't mean her." as a defense. Very public, very coy, and very petty.

Likely, some wires got crossed between Aaron's haters and April_Law1111 in trying to provoke Aaron.

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Speculation aside, does anyone know if Kayla made any kind of appearance (visually/audibly) on Nick's more recent election night cooking stream?

 

[ChromaQuack]

Damn...this guy is based. Need to find a way to donate!

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Hey now that's going too far! setting up billboards filled with mockery outside someone's house is something neither Nick nor anyone in his circle would ever avow or find funny!

 

[An Autistic Axolotl]

New Nick Xitter dump

The Barnes-walker surely approved these messages!

L/A

Spoiler: You're wrong stalker...enjoy locals...

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Spoiler: More about muh kids did not get into the booger sugar

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Spoiler: Rekieta Comedy TM

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Spoiler: General Seethe

1) L/A 2) L/A

 

[IamnottheNSA]

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I have another question: would doing all that (or contributing to someone else doing that) be considered cowtipping?

 

[stupid frog]

I have another question: would doing all that (or contributing to someone else doing that) be considered cowtipping?

Don't ask don't tell.

 

[An Autistic Axolotl]

I have another question: would doing all that (or contributing to someone else doing that) be considered cowtipping?

I think that's some minor cowtipping.

Nick has fucked up his entire life on his own and it has been fun to watch.

A billboard wasn't needed to make any of that happen.
(Also it's a bit try-hard)

 

[daffodils]

Speculation aside, does anyone know if Kayla made any kind of appearance (visually/audibly) on Nick's more recent election night cooking stream?

She's there, offscreen, sounding slightly more lively than last time, interacting with Nick. Kitchen still looks like a bomb went off. Out of the blue, Nick makes snippy remarks about KF ("When did they become the Internet police?") and Sean (fat), but they go nowhere. Very low energy. Kayla says Nick's beige slop is delicious. He asks her if she can believe that there are people out there who think he pressured her into being skinny. She answers that she pressured herself, sounding kind of defeated. Weight seems to be on the Rekieta household's mind: at one point the youngest daughter comes up to Kayla and complains that someone called her fat. Kayla assures her that she's "very healthy". Another daughter and the oldest son also make an appearance. Kayla addresses the latter by name. Eventually she reminds Nick to switch the stream to members only.

Haven't watched the whole thing yet.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Hey now that's going too far! setting up billboards filled with mockery outside someone's house is something neither Nick nor anyone in his circle would ever avow or find funny!

Rehkeeta said ah could cum on yuh grave!
Rehkeeta said uh...
Rehkeeta said ah could cum on yuh grave!

 

[anionfarflung]

Some of these are dated; I stored them up and didn't get around to responding.

cant decide if she is acting up because she is camera shy

She pretty awkward socially. I blame it on that.

Many on KF keep ACCURATELY pointing out Nick's GAY obsession with MEN [i.e. Aaron's pee-pee AND now sean's MENU Buns].

Never mind "joking" about molesting Camelot Cody.

I went to make this and had a cackle when I saw that even the original had the text NERD in it.

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Inaccurate. Drex would never fuck a black woman.
(TBH though I think it's daughter's mother is black.)

Nick is really such a piece of shit with the way he talks about Kurt.

Looking at the way he treated Kurt in hindsight, it's doubly pathetic that Nick bitches and moans so much about people being snakes. If anyone's a snake it's him.

Despite Kurt's obvious flaws, Nick has treated him abysmally, and Kurt was the type to put up with more abuse than anyone. Losing him is a dire augury that Nick has burned all credit (besides transactional) online.

I'm not disputing that Nick has treated Kurt badly, but can you point to any video's/examples of him doing this, I have somehow managed to miss seeing it.

I've seen Kurt in meat space with Nick and Nick just kind of ignores him while Kurt follows Nick around like a puppy. It's really sad.

Does anyone actually believe Nick, in stinky clothes he’s worn for days with booze, cocaine, and raccoon blood stains, actually went out to vote?

I blame his not voting for Trump not winning Minnesota.

I have another question: would doing all that (or contributing to someone else doing that) be considered cowtipping?

Like the other person said: don't ask; don't tell.

If you pozload my neghole [OK OK Null, I'll stop using "toucher les crottes"] don't talk about it here and don't let anyone find out it was a Farms user who did it. It's not so much that you're not "allowed" to mess with lolcows, but it's that you shouldn't do anything to make it seem that KF endorses that kind of shit - because, as a site, we don't.

PS Rest assured that if KF does find out about it Farmers will probably dox you, document that event, discuss it, and mock you mercilessly.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Unless he does something really stupid, like stupider than usual or one of his hoes turns on him I'm really just waiting on the trial. The only thing he's doing lately is occasionally arguing pointlessly on Twitter. Niggas sauceless.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

The Barnes-walker surely approved these messages!
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L/A

Spoiler: You're wrong stalker...enjoy locals...

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Spoiler: More about muh kids did not get into the booger sugar

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Spoiler: Rekieta Comedy TM

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Spoiler: General Seethe

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Nick is worried about people doing push-ups and pull-ups when he looks like a case of water would kick his ass

 

[Particle Bored]

-cooking & cope stream-

I like the idea that he's doing this with Kayla just off screen. I picture her either slyly staring daggers, or deliberately avoiding eye contact, while listening to him cope, thinking "I can't believe how many years I've fallen for this shit. Was it always this obvious?"

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Spoiler: More about muh kids did not get into the booger sugar

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'She almost cerainly didn't - Almost? I thought the result was impossible.