Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Tiger Jack]

I think what really hurt Kurt was finding out he wasn't even part of Nicks "inner circle" of Balldowashers, Nick picked people like Coomalot instead, it was only when Kurt realized Nick thought he was a gullible faggot that he turned on him, and yeah, it was stupid to defend him, but I'm not gonna fault a guy for loyalty.
Nick did Kurt dirty.

Looking at the way he treated Kurt in hindsight, it's doubly pathetic that Nick bitches and moans so much about people being snakes. If anyone's a snake it's him.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick is really such a piece of shit with the way he talks about Kurt.

Yeah, Kurt is a bit of an autist, and he has been making fun of Nick’s retarded filings, which I guess is an unforgivable sin in a narc’s eyes.

But Kurt is also the one guy who actually gave Nick the benefit of doubt originally. Despite everyone else laughing at Nick or distancing themselves.

He was really shook, even to the point of tears, and his honest, initial reaction was: “Nick is my friend! I must protect!” (And yeah, it’s a bit naive, but that’s beside the point.)

Everyone deserves a friend like Kurt, autistic or not, who’ll drop everything, pay the bail, and believe in you just because: “He’s my friend!”

Everyone, except Nick, because the man is a disgusting narcissist, who is a friend to no man.

Nick is a soulless cuck who judges everyone by their usefulness, their ability to contribute to Nick’s hedonism and the degree to which they’re willing to roll over for the balldo.

Kurt is kind of cringe and autistic but that dude is ride or die, his instinct was stick by someone he thought was his friend, he believed the shit Nick told him, because he's loyal, and its probably hard for him to make friends, I've known guys like Kurt, because people write them off as weird and its hard for them to make friends they stick by the few they have, when you give them a chance they will walk through fucking fire for you.

I think what really hurt Kurt was finding out he wasn't even part of Nicks "inner circle" of Balldowashers, Nick picked people like Coomalot instead, it was only when Kurt realized Nick thought he was a gullible faggot that he turned on him, and yeah, it was stupid to defend him, but I'm not gonna fault a guy for loyalty.
Nick did Kurt dirty.

Looking at the way he treated Kurt in hindsight, it's doubly pathetic that Nick bitches and moans so much about people being snakes. If anyone's a snake it's him.

#Justice4Kurt fr fr, as the kids say.

Despite Kurt's obvious flaws, Nick has treated him abysmally, and Kurt was the type to put up with more abuse than anyone. Losing him is a dire augury that Nick has burned all credit (besides transactional) online.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

This is Kay’s cooking. Everything is beige and the heat is way too high.

I couldn’t stop thinking about this last night, so I unearthed the Kay’s cooking bingo boards that @Null used to use on the Kay’s cooking streams. I generated one COMPLETELY at random and went to work. The results may surprise you!



First of all, going to mark burner or oven on the highest setting because holy shit, you can barely hear him seething over how loud the frying pan is. “Torchin’ hot” and “higher, hot hot hot hot” by his own admission.

Also, awkward laughter is a given.

What the fuck is this shit!? Why in the world does this faggot think anyone cares about his cooking?

We for sure have no veggies (onions only). (Or “hunions” as Kay would say). Look how beige everything is. Mushrooms do not count because they are fungi, not vegetables.

Going to mark uses premade ingredients too because he freely admits to “cheating” and using pre-minced garlic in a bottle, which is just unforgivable.

Nick Rekieta looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his red women's sweater before the wine-moms on Locals. Very very disrespectful....

I can’t believe it. We even have no bra.

,"braising" fully cooked steaks in cooked sauce

Does this count as boils meat? I’m gonna mark it.

I would say the hand shakes are back, but they probably never left.

We can most definitely mark shaky hands!

Oh NO. He poured tons more black pepper into it. Other seasonings are not necessary according to Nick. Just drown everything in black pepper.

Nick literally just uses salt and pepper. He freely admits to this.



No seasoning (Salt & Pepper) gets marked.

What kind of retard would buy Nick Rekieta merchandise anyways.

I don’t remember this happening, but if it did, we could mark “promotes merch.”

Also, we almost had “hurts [himself]” because Nick dropped a giant knife on the floor and almost cut off his foot.

Finally, we have zooms into food.



Here we have the final result:



If only there was a Nick-ism in the middle, like saying “or whatever” or calling people nerds, then we’d have bingo, EASY.

NUKE MINNESOTA!!!

 

[dustnight]

So Kayla's still with him and the kids are there (or were that night so he could prove the doubters wrong, which was the point of that stream). I think this means that Ape is desperately trying to win back Nick so she doesn't have to live on the street where she belongs. Nick probably went off her but is keeping her around just in case things go bad with his marriage so he has a backup.

April was busy driving the other kids to dance class so Nick could prove to all the nerds what good loving family man he is being oppressed by the guberment.

 

[WEEKEND]

This is Kay’s cooking. Everything is beige and the heat is way too high.

At least Kay doesn't shake like a shitting dog.

 

[Taco Conspiracy]

That was the saltiest cooking stream I think I've seen....I hope his crocodile tears don't get into the food, you could choke someone to death Nick!

Also why not actually spend time cooking with your kids instead of sitting the family down in the living room while they listen to you bitch about random lawyers on the interwebs all while recording it?

And one more thing....the sound of Nick mixing those noodles after what HE ALLOWED to happen in that house is truly chilling.

 

[AltisticRight]

Presented without comment

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Didn't some Balldo-wearing spooky snow-sniffing snively scruffy skelly go on a tirade about how cocaine possession with children present isn't a crime because household chemicals and a mains outlet could actually kill a child while cocaine cannot?

Nice of him to leave household chemicals in loose in an unlocked cabinet. I bet those keedz need all the chemicals in the world to synthesise washing detergent for their dirty clothes.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

So we see a glimpse of how Balldo Boy will play this going forward.

He is going to admit to the swinging. He is going to admit to recreational level of cocaine use. He is going to deny there was ever neglect and individually attack each person he deems as responsible. Former nanny, Kayla's sister, teacher, pastor and last but not least, Aaron.

He will retell the swinging period to make it sound more civilised on his part and make Aaron sound like the unhinged one.

He is butthurt badly about some of the lawyers laughing at his shitty legal arguments. He wanted sweeping.

I imagine a concern at the moment is getting April to go along with the breakup and fears she might spill her guts somewhere now she realises no divorce is coming.

He still seems to think he has a streaming career, but from a lawyer perspective he is done. You many actually skilled LawTubers.

 

[IrrelevantJackDoe]

Presented without comment

That blue bottle sure looks an awful lot like clorox with bleach. But he said he doesn't have any bleach at all, let alone in a cabinet without a door that small children can reach into.

 

[Oliver Onions]

In all seriousness, cooking streams could be a way for him to get back into streaming, "The Cucks Kitchen" or something, but he couldn't even get through a cooking stream without angry coping, 3 minutes in and he'd already started seething.

You're framing this in a negative light but that sounds like an awesome premise. Gordon Ramsay except he's a shit cook and a crackhead and constantly gets angry because he can't do anything fucking right. Holy mackerel!

he had Lady Crackhead in the back so gaylogs know they're still there.

Did she ever actually appear on screen? Maybe the real reason she sounded so different is because it was some random prozzy he picked up at the Denny's and paid extra to appear on stream (and also maybe help bury Kayla).

 

[Goofy Logic]

He decided to do a cooking stream for a few reasons:

1. "Imagine eating this good" posting like Ralph does.
2. He specifically mentioned he was cooking for his family and he had Lady Crackhead in the back so gaylogs know they're still there.
3. He wants people to know that he never was a law channel, his content is also vlog type thing where 30 alogs and a couple wine moms watch him cope and seethe.
4. Cocaine brain.

He is trying to regain control of the narrative, and to give credit where it's due, he is putting some effort in front of the camera to rebuild his facade instead of edgelording all over the internet like a lot of lolcows do.

At this point though, acting like everything is okay is probably the only action a narcissist like Nick can do. Once the cat is out of the bag, it's nearly impossible to put it back in.

 

[SargonF00t]

Despite Kurt's obvious flaws, Nick has treated him abysmally, and Kurt was the type to put up with more abuse than anyone. Losing him is a dire augury that Nick has burned all credit (besides transactional) online.

I'm not disputing that Nick has treated Kurt badly, but can you point to any video's/examples of him doing this, I have somehow managed to miss seeing it.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

He is trying to regain control of the narrative, and to give credit where it's due, he is putting some effort in front of the camera to rebuild his facade instead of edgelording all over the internet like a lot of lolcows do.

At this point though, acting like everything is okay is probably the only action a narcissist like Nick can do. Once the cat is out of the bag, it's nearly impossible to put it back in.

Life imitates art.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

He will retell the swinging period to make it sound more civilised on his part and make Aaron sound like the unhinged one.

Correct me if I am wrong, but Nick was complaining about how some people put private parts of his life out there - referring to Aaron - ignoring the fact that Aaron had said very little until the meltdown stream and the arrests. Which includes his then wife.

Nick did drugs on stream and got sucked off by Aaron's wife - before anything got said. He's reinventing history.

At this point though, acting like everything is okay is probably the only action a narcissist like Nick can do. Once the cat is out of the bag, it's nearly impossible to put it back in.

I wonder if the loss of control is what has sent Nick into this spiral, rather than drugs. I don't trust him - but I do think it would be difficult for him to dodge the testing regime when it comes to staying sober - and he wouldn't be able to do it in moderation.

Usually when people sober up their behaviour becomes less erratic, yet Nick's is almost as bad as it's ever been. Perhaps having spent the last few decades in control in all his relationships, and having such good control of his public perception, Nick is simply unable to deal with a situation where he's so powerless and he's been psychologically broken.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Correct me if I am wrong, but Nick was complaining about how some people put private parts of his life out there - referring to Aaron - ignoring the fact that Aaron had said very little until the meltdown stream and the arrests.

Also it should be noted that none of the swinging stuff was officially confirmed until NICK had Kayla file a police report about how she sent Aaron fully naked pics of herself. He technically had plausible deniability, but then threw it all away to get even with his ex-boyfriend.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That blue bottle sure

It doesn’t look like a bottle to me. More like a resealable bag of something like this:


(I’m NOT SAYING it’s this or that Nick cleans his dishwasher. Chill the fuck out.)

 

[Vibralldo]

Correct me if I am wrong, but Nick was complaining about how some people put private parts of his life out there - referring to Aaron - ignoring the fact that Aaron had said very little until the meltdown stream and the arrests. Which includes his then wife.

Nick participated in the Maddox feud where Juju the Cow ran a 24/7 op trying to make content off exposing every aspect of Maddox's life he could and mocking him for it

Nick has no place to complain people are making far less through content about him

 

[Procrastinhater]

You're framing this in a negative light but that sounds like an awesome premise. Gordon Ramsay except he's a shit cook and a crackhead and constantly gets angry because he can't do anything fucking right. Holy mackerel!

Probably less Gordon Ramsey than that other Brit chef that used to get wasted all the time, Keith Floyd?
Its definitely got potential lol.

 

[repentance]

I wonder whether Barnes will agree that Nick's lawyer is incompetent.

 

[ChromaQuack]

"I AM A REAL LAWYER!" The little prince shouted as he stomped his feet.

Little Lord Balldo has been excluded from Ralph's election night guest list. Look at the people he did include, Rekieta is now lower than all of them in Ralph's estimation:
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Good move on Ralph's part, he really doesn't want to be associated with a guy who gave his 9 year old cocaine and wears Chinese plastic cages on his testicles while he talks about anime with his wife's bulls. The honored and timeless KILLSTREAM is above having such reprobates on, CRISISKING BISH!

Ralph got the coveted Wayne Lambright guest appearance, that definitely means Balldoman got bumped. Oh well maybe next election cycle he can make the cut.

They're going to need a Ouija board to have him guest on the next one.