Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[SnergenFlergen]

"I want to start carrying pepper spray, but the idea of it makes me dysphoric"

I don't think at any point throughout all of documented human history has there ever existed a more inept, self-sabotaging, wretched and fucking worthless collective of homosapiens than current-year trannies. And I mean that quite sincerely.

I was trying to come up with some sort of humorous analogy or joke to highlight just how pathetic this is, but it defies parody. It stands as its own satire.

 

[Sean Andalou]

This is the first I've heard that pepper spray is a feminine accouterment.
Don't riot cops carry it?

 

[gampboonerisms]

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I don't even know what to say about this one

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/s/UAmr02fSGB

Yeah gorl. Get it in pink for peak masculinity. Men wear pink, carry the pink pepper spray.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I don't think at any point throughout all of documented human history has there ever been a more inept, self-sabotaging and fucking worthless collective of homosapiens than current-year trannies.

Our corrupt and broken society is the only place and time where creatures as disgustingly weak as these freaks could even exist. At any other place or time in history they would starve or just be killed out of hand for being irritating pushy cunts.

Spoiler: Pathological Tolerance and the elevation of Weakness as Virtue

They serve no purpose and it used to be nature weeded them out, its getting to the point we could actually damaging the species by coddling these fucks long enough for them to pass on whatever defective genes made them this way.
"Survival of the fittest" is a rule in nature for a reason and I'm not sure that its a good thing misplaced compassion has allowed us to bypass and negate it.
Pathological Tolerance is not a virtue. It has created the most pathetic, worthless, weak and coddled humans ever.
We used to promote and applaud hero's, explorers, inventors, people who advanced us as a people, who made the human race as a whole greater.
Now we hand out participation trophies and let men with undescended testicles beat up women at the Olympics.
We pay coddled, miserable cross dressers to live in filth in their goon caves and contribute nothing.

In a sane world they would be left on a mountainside to die or learn to fend for themselves.

 

[Vampirella]

Thats right, the reason Trump won even the popular vote is because Biden and the DNC didn't publically support cross dressing fetishists enough.

If only Biden had declared 50 more trans holidays and ignored all the normal holidays like he did Easter. That would have really won over everyone.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Our corrupt and broken society is the only place and time where creatures as disgustingly weak as these freaks could even exist. At any other place or time in history they would starve or just be killed outnof hand for being irritating pushy cunts.
Pathological Tolerance is not a virtue. It has created the most pathetic, worthless, weak and coddled humans ever.
In a sane world they would be left on a mountainside to die or learn to fend for themselves..

Correct, if you were to transpose a contemporary tranny even just 50 years into the past they'd be destitute, starving and repentant inside of a single week. It's the whole 'good times create weak men' thing again, basically.

If your lifestyle is foundationally built upon handouts, external validation, perpetual medical aid and a constant connection to the internet then you are doomed to a life of feeble dependence and nothing more. These people are quite literally just babies in adult bodies and there doesn't exist enough contempt for them in the universe.

 

[gampboonerisms]

This is the first I've heard that pepper spray is a feminine accouterment.
Don't riot cops carry it?

I think the form they carry is stronger like mace.

 

[shatterspinel]

I fully 100% believe Kim has never had a good time sexually because Slutpop is obviously the product of a really desperate gay man and not, in any dimension on any planet, a woman or any person that has ever talked to one.

Close. The album was produced by Dr. Luke, the dude who bought us Katy Perry and Kesha.

 

[Terrorist]

Dear Trannies,

Let me tell you a coupla three things:

1. If Trump did even 1% of what you’re hyperventilating about him doing to you, the country would be immeasurably better off. We’d have flying cars and robot butlers by 2028.
2. If you’re so despised that people can build winning political campaigns on bashing you, maybe that’s a you problem.
3. You are not just trying to live your lives in peace, and you know it. You are forcing your fetish on everyone, including kids. You cry out as you strike others. The heckin chud cisbigots consider you a threat because YOU ARE ONE.

P.S. YWNBAW
P.S.S KYS

 

[DefCon Dumb]

“Amplified and celebrated”. For some reason, that is really grinding my gears tonight. I’m perfectly happy to amplify and celebrate any person or group who has accomplished something amazing and who may not be getting the credit I think they should.

But I’ll be damned if I do that for anybody who demands it just for being ‘different’ and in such an obnoxious way.

You want to be trans and take the steps you feel necessary to try and present as the opposite sex? I have absolutely no problem with that. It’s your life to do with as you see fit.

But I’ll be damned if I let you set the narrative, change the language, expect the world to buy into your delusions or; the worst of all… mess around with kids; especially MY grandchildren.

You have the right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. No guarantees though and that’s one thing you share with everyone else.

Suck it up and make a life for yourself that isn’t centered around what’s in your pants.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

but doesnt he look happy? i mean his gender has been affirmed after all

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OMG EEEEW! He looks downright disgusting and wrong!

Fat neck, beady pig eyes, obviously male body build like a square and he is so fucking doughy.

Neither the pubery blockers nor hormones did prevent his body from masculinizing and he even admitted that sex was and will never be a good experience for him. It's also hilarious that people thought he was a pervert, there is probably a reason for that.

Dude is a massive L hiding behind a pop "star" image. Tranny activist and the gender quacks are liars! He transitioned young and yet looks like this because transing kids doesn't work! He looks fucking awful.

Also why is he suddenly admitting being unable to coom? Is regret starting to rear it's head? Is the 41% on the horizon? Why is he admitting it in the first place?

 

[whotfsaidthat]

Also why is he suddenly admitting being unable to coom? Is regret starting to rear it's head? Is the 41% on the horizon? Why is he admitting it in the first place?

he deleted that twitter thread within a few hours since it got insane traction
this is what you get now when you go on his profile.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Also why is he suddenly admitting being unable to coom? Is regret starting to rear it's head? Is the 41% on the horizon? Why is he admitting it in the first place?

He's on trans twitter and the big panic & depression of the Trump happening probably got him to confess. I would put him on a general mental health watch because his mental health can't be good with being in the trans community, being in the trans Trump panic, and being a performer. He may not be American but he has an English Speaking fanbase and knows which way the wind blows.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

He's on trans twitter and the big panic & depression of the Trump happening probably got him to confess

But it's weird isn't it? He didn't talk about it the first time Trump was elected. I'd say it has nothing to do with Trump but with his declining mental health. The election is just the straw that broke the camels back and he would have admitted it eventually, no matter who won. Why would you talk about being unable to coom just because of Trump? Is it time for a Tim the Kim Petras thread? He is probably going to spiral further into madness.

 

[behindyourightnow]

“Amplified and celebrated”. For some reason, that is really grinding my gears tonight. I’m perfectly happy to amplify and celebrate any person or group who has accomplished something amazing and who may not be getting the credit I think they should.

These people need to sit back and think about what they actually have to offer the Democrats (or anybody).

Votes? They're like 1% of the population and their unpopularity is more than enough to cancel that out among other voters.

Money? There are a few huge AGP donors, but organizations are learning that their money causes more trouble than it's worth, given the strings that come attached (see what's happened to the ACLU, for example). And most troons are broke.

Hard work? None of that either. How many troons do you see phone banking or going door to door? Their "work" consists of angry screeds on social media about how they aren't being catered to enough.

Good company? All they do is whine and screech, and the moment their "allies" disagree with them they start threatening rape and violence.

So why should they be celebrated, exactly? What's in it for the Dems?

Thread tax, here are some hysterical young women:

https://archive.md/8Ustq

Spoiler: Text

Please will someone tell me that im a man? That even if im forcibly impregnated that im still a man? And that even if trump takes my testosterone away, that even if i stop passing, im still a man? Please. I just need to hear sweet lies

https://archive.md/wssRo

Spoiler: Text

Trump is going to take testosterone away from me. My mental health was improving. I'm going to look like a woman again. I may as well be a fucking woman then. What am I supposed to do. I felt so good and now everything is ending. I dont have a will to live anymore. I dont want to go to work. I want to remove myself from the world. I dont want to be a woman. I STARTED TO LOVE MYSELF FOR THE FIRST TIME AND NOW ITS ALL OVER. I'm female. I dont want to be. I want to die. I want it to end. I want him to just kill me so I don't do it myself. I just want death. I can't do this. I refuse. I guess i have to start using she/her. Is he going to make me change ny legal markers back?

Every day I am more convinced that girls like this have some sort of fetish and use The Handmaid's Tale as jerkoff material. "Forcibly impregnated"? Where are they coming up with this stuff?

 

[AfghanBlue]

Kiwi_cannon_'s (LOL) tranny neighbor allegedly tried—and failed because troons suck at everything—to 41% last night. So now the neighbors have to clean up his coom cave while he takes up space in grippy sock jail.

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I can't get over how histrionic these people are. Settle the fuck down, you're fine. I mean, they're objectively not fine but you get what I mean.

Tax I guess:

This groomer in r/trans encourages lurkers to take this opportunity to crack those eggs! That'll show Trump!

A pooner appears to complain about "men" being left out of the post.

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Let's check back this in a week, see if there's any considerate troons "checking in on how your neighbour is doing now?"

''-bit of a change of situation actually, the neighbours cleaning up the coom cave found a fucking gigantic fucking stash of child porn and now She is in jail 5ever. Poor Brenda and Margaret were pretty shaken up by the find :/''

The ones who are actually doing it instead of attention seeking will be ones with more than usual skeletons in the closet and getting the jump on that whole "execution for child abusers" law said to be coming down the pipe.

 

[Sean Andalou]

But it's weird isn't it? He didn't talk about it the first time Trump was elected.

Evolution of the trans agenda within the Democratic Party.

There was plenty of TDS the first time round, but troons were not so much of an an ideological constituency as they are now. Did the public school child trans enterprise even exist in 2016? I don't recall Republicans talking about it.

 

[AssignedEva]

The UK census data is bullshit. Bradford (basically Muslim city) reported more trannies than Brighton (gay capital of UK). Michael Biggs found that places with low English literacy rates reported more trannies as people didn’t understand the gender identity questions.
https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/00380385241240441

Yeah I mention this in my post - I was mostly dwelling on how the (flawed) data collection approach still doesn't get a figure near the supposed incidence rate of the USA.

Spoiler: Off topic

The data nerds in the Commons Library made an annoying to look at but insightful heatmap. You'd generally expect LGB people and T people to show a similar distribution, as they'd go to more accepting areas - but they actually show the opposite distribution in many places.

LGB tends to concentrate towards Central London in this example and some of the nicer suburban areas. The T is predominately concentrated in shitholey bits of Outer London. There could be some confounding variables at play (e.g. trans people being poorer) but mostly these are areas with high concentrations of poorer immigrants, because they got confused by the question. If we accept confused ESL people are unlikely to say they're non binary or write in "gender dysmorphic bi-genitalia pansexuelle" into the other box, it makes more sense.

Concentrations around New Cross (Goldsmiths College), Brompton (Imperial College) Clapton (trendy expensive area) and Vauxhall (gay area). Which is about what you'd expect - reasonably well off younger people saying they're non-binary.
The trend is even more pronounced in Northern cities.

Generally speaking, data insights from the Census are used as an evidence base for policy decisions. I have to wonder if they're acknowledging that this data is shit, or if they're actually going to fund a bunch of transgender outreach programmes in Bolton and Bradford.

Thread tax - a lot of people wanting to talk about how they're totally going to commit suicide but not actually doing it has shown up statistically


and of course

 

[expectant asshole]

@AssignedEva that map is amazing! I love that kind of thing.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

I don't even know what to say about this one

Troon logic 101. It's not what something fundamentally is, it's what you call it. Based on your own wants and feelz, of course.

If I had the money I'd start manufacturing a line of "tactical" tampon and pad holders for the pooner market. Call my company DudeBleed. Or MENses.