2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Mark Goldbridge]

Didn't see this posted yet. This campaign couldn't have spent its money in dumber ways.

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For those of you unaware, this is the SIX FIGURE set that they built in a hotel room.
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six figures to lose votes, seems about right

 

[Space Faring Marsupial]

I mean, they're right....

Which is why women voted for Trump, to secure their 2nd Amendment Rights so they they can fight, fight, fight! God made men, but Samuel Colt made them equal, and by His grace may Trump abolish the ATF!

Shame getting a gun is a pain in the ass.

 

[Alter Ego]

https://x.com/glennbeck/status/1854988977989992472

yt-dlp isn't letting me extract the video to explain.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

New Initial D montage came out.
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Anyone have the 2016 one set to Flight of the Bumblebee? Lost an archive drive and the 2024 election is swamping my search results.

 

[spiritofamermaid]

but

Omg number 4
I don't want to start a spergfest but does that include male and female circumcision????

 

[Betonhaus]

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Considering it's the same kind of bell sound used in Majora's mask and the whole moon thing with the site happening again I thought it ft.

What would've been posted if Harris won?

 

[Potatoherder]

Miller Meeks fighting for her fucking life again lol

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From what i understand is she isn't well liked and has tried to play a bit of an anti-trump thing. She probably needs to get replaced sooner than later.

 

[mindlessobserver]

https://x.com/glennbeck/status/1854988977989992472

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yt-dlp isn't letting me extract the video to explain.

Its...not impossible really. The President of the Senate is legally a part of the Senate and even a constitutionally voting member. That does make the Vice President eligible for Majority leader. But its never been done before since John Adams because it makes the Vice President too powerful when he's supposed to be an afterthought. But if JD Vance is to be the heir apparent, it would make sense to elect him Majority Leader.

Mitch won't like it though.

 

[Drive-by Farts]

I asked my eight-year old sister “Who won the election?” because she told me earlier-unprompted-that Trump win. She said Trump won and that she voted for him, and apparently at school they have a mock election and Trump won. Lmao.
Even the toddlers want Trump.

This checks out, I have a Junior high kid who has a Trump-Vance sticker displayed prominently and a lot of the kids compliment her. Even a pink-haired girl complimented her on it. This is just what happens when the children of liberals are all sitting in a dumpster behind Planned Parenthood.

 

[FieldPiece]

According to NBC, 65% Native Americans voted for Trump
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This should surprise nobody but retard leftoids. Most natives live in Oklahoma and OK had 0 counties vote for Harris.

 

[The Lawgiver]

What would've been posted if Harris won?
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Nothing, probably. I mean unless the church bells were still ringing. or trump died.
EDIT: wait I forgot the forced wedding from the opening of super paper mario mightve been something relevant lmao

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

This is just, even I’m embarrassed

 

[Burnt Effigy]

Mitch won't like it though.

It's true, but anything that gets Bitch McConman to die faster thanks to stress is a good thing.

 

[mandatorylurk]

RINOs won't let Rick Scott be majority leader, and Thune and Cornyn are Mitch's little lackeys. They won't let Mike Lee do it because he's too mean and conservative despite being anti-Trump until very recently (in that Meatball/Chip Soy vein of acting tougher than what can actually be accomplished).

I think Rubio would be a fair compromise for majority leader, it keeps him loyal and he's not as divisive as Zodiac or as fake as Tom Cotton. Rubio is smart enough to know he does Trump's stuff, he will be more liked and have a better future.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

This is just, even I’m embarrassed
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Fuck off, Luigi.

 

[Betonhaus]

Mitch won't like it though.

Fuck Mitch with a baseball bat full of rusty nails

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

FEMA ordered its employees to skip houses with Trump signs.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/exclusive-fema-official-ordered-relief-workers-to-skip-houses-with-trump-signs

https://archive.is/XFdc7

 

[Focken Kiwi]

Mitch won't like it though.

Who gives a shit what Mitch likes? Senate Majority Leader and Vice President J.D. Vance makes for an incredibly interesting timeline.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Its...not impossible really. The President of the Senate is legally a part of the Senate and even a constitutionally voting member. That does make the Vice President eligible for Majority leader. But its never been done before since John Adams because it makes the Vice President too powerful when he's supposed to be an afterthought. But if JD Vance is to be the heir apparent, it would make sense to elect him Majority Leader.

Mitch won't like it though.

I mean it really would be a popularity contest at this point. People love JD. He has the rizz for lack of a better term. Public opposition would probably be low. Even among the senators it wouldn't be terrible. It would be among the old crusty fucks that it would be a issue

 

[Coptakhenaten]

RINOs won't let Rick Scott be majority leader, and Thune and Cornyn are Mitch's little lackeys. They won't let Mike Lee do it because he's too mean and conservative despite being anti-Trump until very recently (in that Meatball/Chip Soy vein of acting tougher than what can actually be accomplished).

I think Rubio would be a fair compromise for majority leader, it keeps him loyal and he's not as divisive as Zodiac or as fake as Tom Cotton. Rubio is smart enough to know he does Trump's stuff, he will be more liked and have a better future.

Unless I missed something since 2016, while he was establishment and he had his fights with Trump during the 2016 primary, I don't remember Rubio being too treacherous. I would be fine with him as long as he doesn't show his true colors.