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[Candidate No 7]

Incredible power move.

Mom is getting my dead name tattooed on her

I've been out for nearly 6 years, been very clear about what makes me uncomfortable (including dead name use,) and now my mom's getting my dead name tattooed on her.
Recently she's been going down that "I know you better than you know yourself, you're gonna regret this eventually" route after being somewhat supportive over the last few years.
Apparently tattooing my legal name on her is gonna un-trans-ify me? I'll let y'all know if I stop transing once she gets it.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

Pooner gets a prom date. Humble brags (for validation, obvs) in their hugbox.

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Reminder to all my fellow trans guys and short people: you can be trans and 5'2" and still look great in a suit and have a really gorgeous girl as your prom date and have the best night ever. Stay positive and don't let society's standards get you down, embrace who you are, always.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Pooner gets a prom date. Humble brags (for validation, obvs) in their hugbox.

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Reminder to all my fellow trans guys and short people: you can be trans and 5'2" and still look great in a suit and have a really gorgeous girl as your prom date and have the best night ever. Stay positive and don't let society's standards get you down, embrace who you are, always.

When you have a Rachel Maddow marked dry clean only and you put it in the dryer...

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

Something I just realized about gym pooners is that they'll never be able to grow chest muscles with the Chop. Closest might be collarbone, but it'll still look odd especially at a side view or shirtless

I'm not a scientist but idt there's a way to do it without keeping some breast tissue. CLOCKED.

I have seen enough passing pooners on the pooner on grinder thread to know this is false.

So a FTM can be a manwhore and not be judged for it

I'm sure that has to do with having worriless sex without being concerned about pregnancy, reputation (she didn't want it - it was pure passion) and lot of other neuroses that might occur if you think about it too much.

One day women might be able to accept that her dignity would be lost either way and go fuck whoever she wants. Either way she lose but at least being a slut is better than being a slut with her tits chopped off.

Her story is pretty tragic. Listen to this:

Why is it always the most feminine women that poons out?

 

[Paper Machete]

Only person I know who actively wants to fuck "male" women is himself a semi-tranny

Low key most chasers are also AGPs themselves. They developed the fetish the same way the AGP they're chasing did. But instead of going full troon themselves they first use the other guy as a proxy for the fetish. There are some posts that have been shared around of troons lamenting the totally cis straight male they managed to land also trooned out.

2 most common tranny relationships are closeted AGP and out AGP, or T4T after they realize they can't find any dick other than E dick.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

DOOOOD I am so heckin manly when I voot dooood! I’m a real manly man!

 

[Anasa Tristis]

DOOOOD I am so heckin manly when I voot dooood! I’m a real manly man!
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Oh boy! A neck tat of the T molecule! Dood! Life is worth living!

She better scratch chemists off the "stealth" dating list.

 

[Magic Pickle]

These are both Ls as well as pooner-specific Ls, so it was hard to pick which thread to toss these in. Since they are complete and utter #PoonerProbz I decided upon this thread, as it hasn't gotten any love in a minute. The main theme here is that these girls are complete and utter fucking weak-willed doormats - could you imagine them trying to skin a squirrel back in the old days, or shooting a dog that kept attacking livestock?


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(Sorry in advance for any mistakes I could make, English is not my first language)
I (21 ftm) have been in a loving relationship with my partner (21 ftm nonbinary) for now a little over a year. It’s our first time in a relationship for the both of us for diverse reason (me thinking I was Aroace and them having unresolved problem with mental health and commitment that we now have work through together). We live together in an appartement and would really like to keep building a life together in the future. Everything is not always perfect of course, but in the end we communicate and manage to resolve our conflicts. But the thing is that since the start we know that my partner is definitely not attracted to me. He find me extremely handsome but I sadly don’t excite them. They have a preference for really masculine cis men and I am really not at that level yet. I have really bad dysphoria, especially bottom dysphoria, so his preference always trigger me when we talk about it. At first I didn’t want to acknowledge it thinking it would change as we get closer to each other. And yes we have grown more fondly to each other but his preference remain. You are also both scared that he would never find me attractive even after I start T. We have tried to have sex my partner isn’t completely unsatisfied (we can’t try strap-on because it turn off my partner but at least I can give him head) but they are still not happy in their sex life and we don’t know what to do. I don’t want to dismiss their insatisfaction because it is completely valid, but every time we talk about it I end up tearing up and he then feels guilty. We talked about opening up the relationship, it’s not something I really want. If my partner was going to see women I couldn’t care less but knowing they would want to hook up with some cis men is something I can’t deal. And I don’t even want to see other people (seeing the anatomy of other people totally turn me off). We tried it one time, my partner didn’t even want to really see people, they just like to entertain the idea that they could get this men. I couldn’t stand it, I became obsessed, always asking them who they were talking to when I know perfectly when well he wouldn’t do anything behind my back.
So my question is what can we really do ? We really love each other deeply and every other aspects in our relationship is going so well. They want to one day have a family with me and I do to. But are we doomed ? We don’t want to break up with each other and we don’t know what we can really do so I came here for some advices.

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I’m really conflicted on what to think about this. My boyfriend of 2 years has a group of online friends that he plays games with, and they know he has a “partner.” I recently moved in with him and overheard him talking to them about me, so I asked what they were talking about. He said that they asked how we met [we met online], and they were joking that he probably started DMing me because he saw I was “a girl” and had dubious intentions. I’ve known that he’s allowed them to think I’m a girl because we’ve talked about it before, and I did make it clear that I didn’t like it, but I don’t remember if he agreed to tell them or not. Either way, clearly he didn’t tell them, and my feelings are really hurt.
He doesn’t misgender me when talking about me, only refers to me neutrally as his partner and avoids using gendered pronouns [he speaks Spanish, so it’s easier and more natural to speak this way, so it’s not something that’s strange in conversation]. The problem is that his friends assumed he was in a straight relationship, and he hasn’t corrected them, and doesn’t want to because according to him, confrontation of any kind makes him uncomfortable. But I still can’t help but feel like he wouldn’t allow them to misgender me if I were cis, even though he denies this. It still feels disrespectful to me, especially because it’s not an issue of homophobia or anything; his friends are not homophobic and he has told me he wouldn’t care if they knew he was in a gay relationship. He just doesn’t want to correct them. So I don’t know if I’m overreacting or not.
He has never misgendered me or made me feel like less of a man otherwise; he’s out to his family and in-person friends, and introduces me as his boyfriend, etc. I believe him that it’s an issue of confrontation, but it still feels hurtful that he’s allowing them to think of me as a girl. Does anyone have any advice on how I can talk to him about this? Should I just let it go if it makes him more comfortable, or is it something I should be more concerned about?

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Me (21FTM, gay) and my boyfriend (20M, gay) have been together just a little over a year. I was so happy when I found him as I always feared as a trans gay man that I wouldn’t ever find a gay man that wanted to be with me. My boyfriend was always so accepting and understanding, he always used the right terms, treated me like a man and loved me. Last night I had him over and he did something I never expected from him. After sleeping together, he made a joke where he tucked his penis and pretended to masturbate the way I do. I was completely shocked and felt so hurt. I asked him what the joke was there? that I have a different body than him? I feel disgusting. He knows I am uncomfortable with my genitalia, so for him to literally tuck his penis and pretend to jerk off bottom growth was so humiliating to me. He apologized and said he doesn’t even know why he did that, that if any of his trans friends knew he did that they would stop talking to him immediately, and that it was a stupid mistake. He didn’t try to excuse it or anything and let me be angry and upset without interrupting or trying to defend it at all. In the end i want to understand, I’ve made stupid jokes in the past that are insensitive and such but it’s just crazy to me this happened a year into our relationship and when he’s already been so educated about trans people and specifically my comfortability. I don’t know how to move forward. I don’t know how to ever have sex with him again without having him mocking my body replay in my head. In my past relationships I never let my partners see my genitalia, because I was so uncomfortable, he knew that. I worked up to a point in our relationship where I could share that part of myself, where i felt comfortable and safe with him and for the past year have had no problems with that. Now it’s like, how do I ever open that side of myself to him again? I feel so stupid and like some kind of joke to him. I even felt comfortable enough at points sending nude photos to him of my genitalia and such and I just wish I could wipe his memory of that now. Like he doesn’t deserve to see that. I don’t know how to move forward.

So you'll let these losers make fun of you and walk all over you, but you expect to be revolutionaries in the upcoming Trans War come Trump's inauguration? Laughable.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

DOOOOD I am so heckin manly when I voot dooood! I’m a real manly man!
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A trans tattoo AND it's on the neck? When making bad decisions, perhaps it's best to fully shit the bed, right? Go big or go home.

 

[cybertoaster]

a semi-tranny who's only actual interest in being a woman is to carry babies- black ones. While he's pasty aryan white.

The "girl" looks suspiciously like a younger version of the greentext tranny that got caught sending fake texts before the election.

DOOOOD I am so heckin manly when I voot dooood! I’m a real manly man!
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>life is worth living

Not like that it isn't...

So a confused lesbian LARPing as a man is angery that the other also confused lesbian LARPing as a man is attracted to a real man (shocking, I know) and not her. She's gonna get cucked for sure...

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

The main theme here is that these girls are complete and utter fucking weak-willed doormats

It's always the most feminine women that poon out somehow. It must be something about being oversocialized that's common in women.

So a confused lesbian LARPing as a man is angery that the other also confused lesbian LARPing as a man is attracted to a real man (shocking, I know) and not her. She's gonna get cucked for sure...

They're both straight women in a relationship where they pretend to be men.

Anyways I have a question. How do you tell whether it's a pooner or an unfortunate looking woman? Especially how to tell if it's a butch lesbian or a pooner? I kept failing to clock these since I tend to assume it's an ugly woman.

 

[PigFarm]

I'm so jaded to hearing these drama queens and their "feeling safe." Where safe doesn't = not getting shit kicked, it just refers to a place where they can be free to be total freakshows without people having the audacity to have a regular horrified facial expression or giggle

 

[shatterspinel]

Anyways I have a question. How do you tell whether it's a pooner or an unfortunate looking woman? Especially how to tell if it's a butch lesbian or a pooner? I kept failing to clock these since I tend to assume it's an ugly woman.

Like Vegans, they’ll tell you. Or the frog voice is a dead giveaway. Or the lack of tits. The ones that don’t say anything think that people will automatically assume they’re real boys if they can do a good job of keeping their past a secret while butch women just exist and are generally friendlier beyond the resting bitch face. I guess pooners do the opposite, fake smiles with malice in the eyes.

 

[Xev]

So are these pooners lying when they talk about all these guys who prefer tomboys? I've never in my life met a dude who wanted a tomboy. They might settle for one if that's their only option but they are always actively on the lookout for the hottest girly girl they can find. Or are these dudes just sexual degenerates like agp?

 

[Procrastinhater]

So are these pooners lying when they talk about all these guys who prefer tomboys? I've never in my life met a dude who wanted a tomboy. They might settle for one if that's their only option but they are always actively on the lookout for the hottest girly girl they can find. Or are these dudes just sexual degenerates like agp?

Depends on what you mean by Tomboys. Some Tomboys can be one of the guys but extremely feminine and sexy when they want to be. My wife's a country girl, she can tickle a catfish, shoot and dress a deer, loves mudding and riding ATV's and she can sink beers with us guys all day, but she can be extremely feminine and ladylike if she wants to be or it's appropriate, like say we're going to a wedding or some event, or out for dinner or something.
My youngest takes after her mom, my eldest is more "girly".

Then there's Tomboys that are like butch lesbian types, the type you can have a joke and a drink with at the bar with, but they don't want to date men, even if men wanted to date them.
People are people. Everyone's an individual. Everyone had their own idea of what they want in a partner.
Personality is way more important than just about any other factor unless you're a shallow fuck.

Problem Pooners have is these are generally heterosexual women that are corrupted by yaoi or they are trying to be men because they see being a woman as being weak, and for some reason they want to date gay men, because that will "validate" that they are legit heccin' manly men.
But gay men don't want women, and no matter how much Testosterone a Pooner takes, she's still a woman.

 

[shatterspinel]

So are these pooners lying when they talk about all these guys who prefer tomboys?

The pooners don’t believe that, they transitioned because they think they’d be better able to land men as a gay dude. I’m farm stock, not everyone’s type, don’t look great in a dress, am here because my masculinity makes progressives think I’m a dude but I didn’t have any issues finding someone who values me. Lots of guys want to be with someone who shares their hobbies and general out look on life, can be taken on hiking trips and will join them on the couch for a beer and movie night.

 

[Procrastinhater]

The pooners don’t believe that, they transitioned because they think they’d be better able to land men as a gay dude. I’m farm stock, not everyone’s type, don’t look great in a dress, am here because my masculinity makes progressives think I’m a dude but I didn’t have any issues finding someone who values me. Lots of guys want to be with someone who shares their hobbies and general out look on life, can be taken on hiking trips and will join them on the couch for a beer and movie night.

Tomboys are the best girls.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

Based Pooner

 

[SomeSpook]

So, in response to the Ben Shapiro JonTron pooner getting lambasted across the net, leftists have been posting this to try and say all pooners are indistinguishable from men:
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Men, on average, tend to have more broad shoulders than women. But not only that, look at the eyes and the general area of the brow ridge. Very feminine. There's also mannerisms as well, and perhaps the testosterone induced frog voice. I gotta hand it to the leftists, they think that women can skin-walk a man. But the truth is YWNBAM

 

[Snack Cracker]

Based Pooner

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Props to this ex pooner, this is a genuinely vulnerable picture to viscerally show what these “gender affirmations” actually look like.

And admitted she deserves to be ridiculed but still is posting this for anyone who could be semi peaked/peaked.