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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Some are sleeping, some are passively listening, Burt is cleaning..........and Alex is nonstop talking.

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It took me forever to figure out that quiet Christmas music in the background was coming from that Christmas tree plushie.
 
do we know alex's last name?

Quence said:
Some are sleeping, some are passively listening, Burt is cleaning..........and Alex is nonstop talking.

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is burt currntly organizing the balls by color? i see the collection of yellows and greens.
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burt is our autist. but im currently cobra gang.
Agares said:
It's probably Bernard.
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yea that is his YouTube handle, was just wondering if we knew what it was, one search and i found a bernards construction but they look based out of CA, was just wondering if we knew where his family made there money but i think that might be a dead end, with no TX or KY connections.

alex clearly comes from money (reminds me of cole, but cole came from blue collar middle class money) not monke and cheeta money
 
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Maximilian Rez D'Fault said:
As entertaining as Burt is I think I would like to see an Alex vs. Binx finale. They've been pretty close since the start which would make it interesting and they both have some good fight in them. Burt vs Alex would be good too.
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i think this is the right conclusion
i feel like binx and alex fit the spirit of the show the best.

i like burt too but it also feels like too much he kind of seems like a plant or something, i can't even tell if its serious or not.

if it is serious he deserves to win too but i just feel like its a gaslight or smth
 
bookers said:
i think this is the right conclusion
i feel like binx and alex fit the spirit of the show the best.

i like burt too but it also feels like too much he kind of seems like a plant or something, i can't even tell if its serious or not.

if it is serious he deserves to win too but i just feel like its a gaslight or smth
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Burt is literally just like this. Further back in the thread there's a video of a short he starred in. He has always talked like this, and most certainly acted this way. Burt's as much a plant as Alex: he isn't and if he were we'd probably know by now. They tell on themselves though one is through non-stop rambling in conversation while the other mutters to himself as he thinks aloud.
 
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Made this in honor of Jobe's Minecraft server. And yes, there are still numerous Sam Hyde skins available on the usual skin sites. No Xavier ones though, sadly.
 
Mike began working for Adam’s Shoes when he was 21 years old. Mr. Adams had five stores and a shoe salesman with incomparable ambition who bought him out 3 short years later. From this point, Mike really went to work learning every angle of every department to the most minute detail in order to begin hiring his first employees, training them to be the absolute best leaders they could be and moved onto the next step. It wasn’t very long before he turned five shoe stores into over one hundred. He employed thousands and personally impacted almost every one of them through his strong leadership, his genius knowledge of business, and his inspirational speeches and motivation to not just work but work hard and keep on working.



His successes in the shoe business led him to be awarded as an Entrepreneur of the Year and he was inducted into the National Shoe Retailers Association Hall of Fame.
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National shoe retailers hall of fame...

Approximately one week after his party, he spring boarded himself into a plethora of other future projects. During the last 14 years, he owned and operated a marina, six car dealerships, a houseboat manufacturing business, dozens of commercial and residential properties, became his own stockbroker, and assisted in the funding, advice, creation and support of many other entities for his family and friends.
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Unless they're being overly generous because it's an obituary, he was a very successful businessman.

Here's a video of Alex with his dad, to confirm it's the same guy.
 
LowlyPheasent said:
Burt is literally just like this. Further back in the thread there's a video of a short he starred in. He has always talked like this, and most certainly acted this way. Burt's as much a plant as Alex: he isn't and if he were we'd probably know by now. They tell on themselves though one is through non-stop rambling in conversation while the other mutters to himself as he thinks aloud.
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idk man, its just so weird.
the guy was jerking off with plushies and shit
like.. he has to be putting it on. theres no way hes just like that... right?

and everyone is playing it up but idk burt is on another level lol
 
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WHOSE HUNGRY FOR RICE? (shark came in and sprayed rice all over everyone in the cell)

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edit: Shark came back with one of those mini car vaccum cleaners and awkwardly attempted some sort of cleaning for about 30 seconds before accidently opening the storage compartment and dumping it back on the floor. Alex replied with a seething "You fucking asshole" as the shark left.

edit2: happy birthday.mp3 blares over the speakers for an hour as burt sorts through the ball donations, catagorizing, noting, documenting, sorting. He has a pile of the ones that relate to all of them and he believes there is a hidden clue in all of them. Alex malds.
 
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