Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 26.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 57 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.6%

  • Total voters
    355
Rekieta is in the Simpcast chat at the moment, going back and forth with Keri Smith. She just got done calling him out.

EDIT: It happened about 30 to 35 minutes into the stream. It took awhile before they got to his second superchat, so he left. Haha.

Didn't see anyone clip it so..

First superchat:

YouTube timestamp 33:30

Second superchat:

YouTube timestamp 53:54
 
Thou preparest a line of coke before me, in the presence of my children,
Who watch with eyes wide, learning life lessons they'll share in therapy;
Thou anointest my nose with powder and my anus with baby oil,
But with the residue of my folly, my cup overflows with legal bills and social worker visits.

And I shall dwell in the house of Kandiyohi County , where my only scripture is my Franks appeal,
Hoping to find redemption, or at least a pozzed cellmate.
 
He still tried to fight the guy with 2 years of experience on his side, and had to drop weight as well. He went down with honour. It provided entertainment as well.
Such cannot be said about Skelly, or any of his retard gimp allies and friends (paedophiles).
I want to see a drunk man try to land a tornado kick, that would be funny.
 
Some chats while his retarded paypigs are waiting for him to grace them his presence:

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Neither Kayla nor April are ladies.

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Grifty is there ready to serve his massa.
 
That second clip...

"Spinning more of your dishonesty. Go ahead. We've all seen it. I'm sad to say."

Preach it, sister!

The fucking nerve of Nick trying to turn around and claim the first superchat wasn't about her and that she made it about her. Typical Nick bullshit.

He is so slimy.

And then Chrissy softly and sheepishly says "okay."

Probably shouldn't have read those superchats, eh? You didn't do you or him any favors for that $20, did you? You dumb bitch.

God, I hope she doesn't listen to Joe, and I have to read about how her toddler drowned in the bathtub in five years time.
 
I'm sure this is already late given how fast the thread is moving and it's been clipped already but if anyone hasn't watched it, I have no idea who this lady is but she spoke with such righteous authority it gave me chills.

You keep fucking with the wrong people, Balldo.
He is such a disgusting little nigger. He’s the one lolcow I really just want to see suffer as much as possible. He actually makes me mati with his disgusting behavior and the shit HE, the crackhead, cuckhold, child abusing faggot bbc slut cum drinker says to other people, trying to talk down to them and invoke Jesus name.

It’s worse and more hypocritical then a homeless guy calling you poor.
 
The only thing I don't condone about Nick's suicide-by-cop plan is the tragedy of the crippling PTSD that it could inflict on the cop
I like to imagine that if he ever had the wherewithal to choose suicide by cop that he'd have a pocketed note ready for maximum guilt-tripping.
 
I guess he has finally started to do the copypaste responses on twitter
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The second tweet is about his kid Archive
What exactly is so hard about ignoring alogs on Twitter? Why do cows like Fatrick and crackets feel so compelled to give attention and ammo to their alogs?

There should be a subset of psychology devoted to mental cases like these.
 
He's got a thing for picking on women. What a fucking faggot ass bitch.

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Such a cowardly pussy and a pathetic worm.

Calls someone out

They respond

“Ummm actually I never technically said your name so it wasn’t really for you because you can’t really prove it can you sweaty? If you think it was for you it must be true and you must feel like you needed to hear that”?

Anyone who acted like this in the ancient days would’ve just been murdered.
 
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