Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.2%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.6%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 53 15.3%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 134 38.7%
  • Total voters
    346
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Nick has become straight up unwatchable. His whiny, passive-aggressive, miserable demeanor is the audiovisual equivalent of drowning to death. At this point the only reason I watch even the free preview of these streams is so that I can one day say that I was there when Nick Rekieta blew his brains out live on stream. Minnesota did a grave disservice to his family and the public order by removing his firearms from the home.
 
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Shagedan said:
Nick Rekieta blew his brains out live on stream. Minnesota did a grave disservice to his family and the public order by removing his firearms from the home.
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I think it's very dangerous to assume that he would be content with only blowing his own brains out, and wouldn't also take with him a bunch of other people, from family members to scandi incel prudes, to his former boy toy aaron.
 
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Someone please put his countertop out of its misery, I can't actually see it anymore amidst the clutter
 
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uhoh spaghettios said:
I can't wait for the new mugshot.
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DickMain said:
I like to imagine that if he ever had the wherewithal to choose suicide by cop that he'd have a pocketed note ready for maximum guilt-tripping.
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I said death is too good for him but I think the next photo the cops take of nick might be something like this:
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Someone please put his countertop out of its misery, I can't actually see it anymore amidst the clutter
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Holy shit, Nick, if you can stop being a failure of a man in any arena of your life can it at least be in tossing your shit in the sink? Be a real man and just say you'll "wash those later".
 
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He looks and sounds like he's just coming off a bender. Kayla's offscreen, not sounding much better. She wanders off to feed the dog at two in the morning. Nick reveals that discussing Psalm 23 and 24 was inspired by owning a "stuffed animal bible" that only opens to those two. The kitchen is dirty because he has to cook all day for those damn keedz.
 
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