Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Midnight Energy Drink]

damn watched the smaller ep and this dude is sloshed. Must know he's fucked

If he gets no contact order against him by Aaron he has no show.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Here are the latest April meltdown tweets. Sorry, the archiver doesn't preserve profile images apparently.

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Latest status: melting down crying because somebody sent her a clip of her on STMS

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This is going to end very badly.

 

[Desktop User2]

Personally I have no idea what's true, so not claiming one thing or the other. Too many unreliable narrators (Nick being chief among them).

My only contention was taking a victory lap on a throwaway April statement, I´ve no idea who did what to begin with specially because Nick is a compulsive liar. I personally find hard to believe benzoqueen was the force behind starting to fuck around but it is a personal belief and maybe wrong.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

It's been funny to see rekeita try and make fun of Aaron for being a cuckold when Aaron also fucked his wife and rekeita is also a literal cuckold, and I started this king about how you could ever try and make fun of a cuck as a cuck and then it hit me. Rekeita thinks he's an Alpha-cuck.

I remembered an article from vice in 2016 about "the alt right" using cuck as an insult and they interviewed an actual cuckold and he told them that he was "an alpha cuck" and I have come to the conclusion that Rekeita thinks of himself the exact same way, sure his bitch is getting fucked but of all the guys who's bitch is getting fucked he's top dog! Ruff ruff!

Here's the alpha cuck article.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/actual-cuckolds-are-pissed-off-at-the-far-right-using-cuck-as-an-insult/

Alpha cuck Chaos the law pope! The world's most confusing and schizophrenic Sonic OC.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

This is going to end very badly.

What's especially pathetic about April is that she continues to profess undying love and total acceptance of Nick, and he doesn't even respond.

 

[AnOminous]

In which case this sounds like another one of Melton’s “works.”

It doesn't matter. If they use it to get a batch of warrants they're still valid. Incriminating yourself for felonies as a "work" is some pure retard shit.

It's why I'm now 80/20 on this being a troll. It's all just too perfect.

Doesn't matter. Just making threats like this to intimidate a witness is itself a crime. "It was just a work bro, just a work" is not a defense.

This is Johnny Somali tier retardation even if it's completely made up.

So it's real then. This is all fucking real.

That doesn't really prove it because Aaron has publicly complained about this mod thing before and Fatty is completely obsessed with Aaron so he knows that, so he could easily have made that up.

 

[Failed Lurker]

Random theory and will say I've hardly kept up with the thread since the arrest so if already mentioned, will take the clocks:

One of the things Nick used to say was that he and Kayla would always travel to events like Road Rage together but remember when the Gunt was trying to get on to the Blaze when Nick was there, oinking in the parking lot, but Kayla wasn't with him then when out that night with Venti and others, he "blacked out in a bar, don't know what happened". Only other time at this point we had seen him on stream completely trashed was think maybe an election stream and was it Drexel or Kayla had to come on and shut it down.

From rough memory, it was around this time the thot streams were increasing, with Nina Infinity and others, and then he goes alone to meet them, possibly between the Depp and Kim Potter trial which after Nick wanted to shift perspective and streams became more coomer focused.

 

[Train Operator]

ironically nick himself is the best argument why lolbertarianism shouldn't even be an ideology.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

The five-head alone. But she really absolutely is legitimately retarded.

Not even fair to call her a childmind since even children are definitely smarter.

Mint salad is legitimately retarded but more of the autism variety, but in this case it’s likely form bad genes and lead exposure.

It’s hard to make sense of because you don’t expect someone still alive at 40 to be that dumb. But just being taken care of like a retarded dog has kept this indescribably dumb creature alive.

 

[Colonel Sugarlemons]

I understand that the source is a drug-addled crackwhore who's tweets regularly include typos, but does her use of the word "men" here instead of "man" imply that there were multiple men in the room in addition to Nick...?

 

[Can of Spam]

Dear Rackets,

This could be you.

I doubt Crackets will ever repent. That would require an admission of fault or flaws in character, and nobody is more perfect and 400 IQ in their own mind than Nick Rekieta.

As amusing as it is watching this clown show unfold, I feel a little sad for any normie around the Ballosphere at this point. Thanksgiving conversations are probably going to be a little weird for those fucking nerds this year.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Rekieta and April are back melting down on Twitter. Looking through their timelines::

• Rekieta tweeted at 5:55am Minnesota time and has started posting now (around 10am local time)
• April tweeted at 4:47am Minnesota time before starting again at 7:39am

Here are the latest April meltdown tweets. Sorry, the archiver doesn't preserve profile images apparently.

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[Party Hat Wurmple]

TBF I really hope Nick goes full manninist as well and Kayla ends up flipping.

It'll all come out once the Divorce Arc begins. And it WILL begin. No matter what happens, divorce is virtually inevitable at this point. It's only a matter of when, not if. Probably won't be until after he's sentenced with the way things are moving.

But but but [other person] started it!" as justification for behaving as he has been and is is an exceptionally childish view and not defensible. Congrats on having the integrity of Nick Rekieta.

What are you talking about? How it started absolutely fucking matters. People want a whole completed story and timeline of what happened. Half of the point of this thread is to speculate on how these events played out. We don't KNOW anything. We don't know how any of this started. We have the Faran Texts, but that's about it. People want a complete picture and story.

 

[Desktop User2]

I cant...
BTW 1h a day on Twitter.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Fucking shit, dude. April tweets are like, a whole other type of content. They sounds like a Harris campaign ad coming out of a homeless street hooker one minute, and like a 12 year old tumblr poet the next, all while channeling off the charts Jodi Arias energy

 

[Peace Through Power]

Is it now the time for nick to be the Crime Pope?

He tries to be the Crime Pope, but his efforts only amount to Prime Cope

 

[Train Operator]

I'm pretty sure this faggot is now just admitting to being possessed by a demon

 

[Captain Manning]

It doesn't matter. If they use it to get a batch of warrants they're still valid. Incriminating yourself for felonies as a "work" is some pure retard shit.

Especially for Melton.

I know it's been said countless times, but if there's one person in all this who I think has certain shit on their computer they don't want the government finding, it's Melton.

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I understand that the source is a drug-addled crackwhore who's tweets regularly include typos, but does her use of the word "men" here instead of "man" imply that there were multiple men in the room in addition to Nick...?

Nice catch!

Fucking shit, dude. April tweets are like, a whole other type of content. They sounds like a Harris campaign ad coming out of a homeless street hooker one minute, and like a 12 year old tumblr poet the next, all while channeling off the charts Jodi Arias energy

Hey now! Say what you want about Jodi, but she seemed legitimately embarrassed when they played that phone recording in court where Travis said he was gonna give her creampie, and she didn't know what that was.

This bitch is far more worldly and has absolutely no sense of shame whatsoever.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Alpha cuck Chaos the law pope! The world's most confusing and schizophrenic Sonic OC.

It's literal Cuckception.

Fucking shit, dude. April tweets are like, a whole other type of content. They sounds like a Harris campaign ad coming out of a homeless street hooker one minute, and like a 12 year old tumblr poet the next, all while channeling off the charts Jodi Arias energy

I hope she never stops talking. She might be a coked out liar, but even druggies speak in half truths. The idea of Aaron watching and her not enjoying it is pretty funny. The idea of him trying to hold her hand is straight up Handmaid's Tale tier hilarity.

 

[Melty Butter]

I don't even know how to contextualize this level of manic behavior but yesterday Nick commented on a days-old IG post from April.

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I'm pretty sure Nick has an alt IG. I tried to figure it out at one point. This guy was in the running but I couldn't prove shit.


(Same post - he's always around her IG posts - his account is full of art, heartbreak, and bodybuilding.)
Edit to Add: For your consideration. That you, Nick?