Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

Lucas of all people shouldn't be making statements about 'our daughters' that screams creepy shit was going on in his head the whole time

Who the fuck let this known animal abuser near a cat again?!

EDIT:

Unsurprisingly, he's demanding shit for his birthday already. Also unsurprisingly its centered around the headphones he uses to block out the voices on the wind and the background commander from telling him what to do. Gee, I wonder if this has anything to do with increased problems with those voices in his head as a result of the election. Usually he demands food. Speaking of which I bet he'll be pissed off that his formerly free breakfast at what was it dennys or whatever is something he still has to pay something for like last year. No doubt he'll try to manipulate someone else into paying for it and paying for an uber to take him there and back

Given the recent visit from his parents I wonder what they'll give him this year. He'd flip out if they give him nothing and tell him the visit was his gift

But yeah, the look he has in that pic just screams entitled child. You're 45 and living in a nursing home lucas. No zoomer bae wants a 45 year old living in a nursing home demanding people buy him headphones to keep the voices on the wind from telling him what to do. Also why do those headphones look so low on his head? They don't look like they're even over his ears. He looks fucking mental

and why do I get the feeling this 'keep up the awesome work' is referring to some idiot he conned into making shit for a game for him that will never be paid for. When lucas talks like that he's always scamming somebody and thats his way of smirking and bragging about it

For someone who claims not to be a criminal with a criminal mindset he sure does try to rationalize why its ok to steal from people if you can find some way to manipulate people into justifying it

Lucas doesn't watch tv or movies and I very much doubt 15 year old lucas was watching the lion king in 1994. No way he even knows what he's referring to here. Aside from that what a bizarre analogy. Of course lucas would put trump and trump voters into terms that involve someone getting eaten

 

[WonderWino]

Now lucas is talking about breaking into rich peoples homes and beating them to death in front of their families

Man with violent criminal history makes poorly veiled violent threat and promotes violent, homicidal behavior

Keep it up lucas, i'm sure mallon place will be real tolerant of one of their more violent residents talking about how he wants to murder people publicly and won't use it as an excuse to kick you out for the safety of the other residents so you can be immediately be replaced by someone who isn't as much of a pain in the ass to deal with as you are. Remember lucas, they have a long waiting list for people wanting to get in

Also, came across this and it immediately reminded me of that bizarre thing lucas does before he starts saying something that he thinks will make him sound smart:

Its exactly the same expression. Same tilted head, same posture, same hand and finger position. Really makes you think. Perhaps myrna didn't give birth to lucas at all, she kidnapped a bonobo from a WA zoo with king roy, shaved it and raised it as their child, raised it at the elk kingdom and its low IQ, outbursts and violent behavior forced them to kick it out. It would explain alot really. Any primates go missing around the end of 1979?

 

[AnOminous]

Now lucas is talking about breaking into rich peoples homes and beating them to death in front of their families

It also used to be the practice to hire the Pinkertons to shoot indiscriminately into groups of strikers. Should we go back to that too?

 

[WonderWino]

It also used to be the practice to hire the Pinkertons to shoot indiscriminately into groups of strikers. Should we go back to that too?

Not to mention that whole thing about how they used to put lunatics like lucas in straight jackets with metal cages around their heads after they spazzed out a few times in mental hospitals. Perhaps they should bring that back for his next trip to eastern state. People could start calling him the jackal

Lack of self awareness says what lucas?

For the last time lucas:
NO ONE IS REFUSING TO DATE YOU FOR BEING POOR OR A HOBO

They're mad and refusing to date you because they know that you're a creep, a pedophile, a predator, that you scam people to make money, scream nigger in the street, demand underage teen girls, try to blackmail people for said underage teen girls, that you groomed teen girls and solicited child pornography, talked and abused a woman, steal from people, threaten people when you don't get what you want, that you harass women, and waste taxpayer dollars while bragging about eating food you can't afford and whining that you aren't getting enough of it

and then turning around and saying it shouldn't matter, that that was all in the past and that people should MOOOVE ON and forgive you and forget it entirely like you think jesus would. The fact that this doesn't matter to you, that you don't understand it IS the problem

Women voted for trump in droves lucas. Thats why trump got elected. You yourself have creeped on MAGA women lucas, I know that for an indisputable fact

Sounds like you're describing yourself there lucas. Speaking of which, how is that job going again lucas? You know, the one you bragged about being very close to getting.....what 2 months ago? and now have been completely silent about since. Dropped the job search did you? Even the greedy lusting for clinkerdaggers steaks couldn't get you to put the effort into getting a job it seems. Or did your tard wrangler finally tell you outright that you fucked up the last time and nobody will hire you now?

 

[HackerX]

Sounds like you're describing yourself there lucas. Speaking of which, how is that job going again lucas? You know, the one you bragged about being very close to getting.....what 2 months ago? and now have been completely silent about since. Dropped the job search did you? Even the greedy lusting for clinkerdaggers steaks couldn't get you to put the effort into getting a job it seems. Or did your tard wrangler finally tell you outright that you fucked up the last time and nobody will hire you now?

I can only imagine how shocked they were that Walmart offered him a job in the first and plainly told him that he shouldn't expect many opportunities like this one. I'd wager Walmart told the employment finder specialist that Lucas walked out. Lucas never bothered to update them either because he was too embarrassed either. Maybe he can post about another crypto scam job that's asking for his Venmo and is definitely real

 

[Twrx]

For the last time lucas:
NO ONE IS REFUSING TO DATE YOU FOR BEING POOR OR A HOBO

You're missing the hypocrisy, he's mad at anyone that doesn't share his exact political beliefs. But he wouldn't be the wern without some good ol hypocrisy.

 

[AnOminous]

Not to mention that whole thing about how they used to put lunatics like lucas in straight jackets with metal cages around their heads after they spazzed out a few times in mental hospitals.

Since we're back into that nostalgia thing maybe we should bring back lobotomies for people like Lucas.

 

[Da Dude123]

Fat horror cow, Lucas Werner is worried about his tugboat check. He is sure Trump will take his retard bux away. Don't worry, Lucas, you fat Lolcow. Trump won't take your gibs me dats.

 

[SteveGoatman]

I can only imagine how shocked they were that Walmart offered him a job in the first and plainly told him that he shouldn't expect many opportunities like this one. I'd wager Walmart told the employment finder specialist that Lucas walked out. Lucas never bothered to update them either because he was too embarrassed either. Maybe he can post about another crypto scam job that's asking for his Venmo and is definitely real

If I recall correctly, the last job he had he got fired from and he lied to his then roommates and would just walk around town all day when he was supposed to be at work until he got caught so this idea tracks pretty well. Also, back then I believe he just stiffed his roomies until his mom stepped in, now just replace his mom with the govt as far as being a deadbeat and it's the same pattern.

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas is really moooing and reeeing about Trump. Trump is gonna take the cow's welfare. Please. This country takes care of their exceptional layabouts. And yeah, that $25,000 for people to buy houses totally would work. A burden on society like Lucas would totally believe that.

 

[WonderWino]

Well thats an interesting cow crossover. Lucas is quoting fucking KEFFALS of all people. Keffals, the drug addicted, criminal scammer who ran a pedo discord for underage boys

Bold move lucas. Whats that about predators watching out for each other again? Looking for some catboy ranch action lucas?

and unsurprisingly keffals is a stupid as lucas is

 

[mothman96]

Lucas is really moooing and reeeing about Trump. Trump is gonna take the cow's welfare. Please. This country takes care of their exceptional layabouts. And yeah, that $25,000 for people to buy houses totally would work. A burden on society like Lucas would totally believe that.

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Hey Lucas the Mallon Place Creeper -- You've said your parents are millionairs so they should be the ones supporting your mangy ass. I mean if you end up without money your hag of a mother Myrna can come get you and take you back to Green Valley Az. Oh wait, she'd leave you homeless in Spokane like she's done before.

 

[Bassomatic]

Hey Lucas the Mallon Place Creeper -- You've said your parents are millionairs so they should be the ones supporting your mangy ass. I mean if you end up without money your hag of a mother Myrna can come get you and take you back to Green Valley Az. Oh wait, she'd leave you homeless in Spokane like she's done before.

There's a lot going down and yeah I'll just jump on this. If this family is so rich, even if they wiped their hands of the freak, why are they allowed to pass the cost unto us? I mean, I'm rich, can I get food stamps? No? Why not? I'd like some extra food for my family.

While big corps won't be letting the EBT machine go away, people like Lucas might actually see cuts because his history and refusal to follow docs orders. It's not fair or right no matter where you stand, he can refuse to play along or keep up. Even if we went "full holocaust" and just put rules in place like his soon to be needed organ transplant list. They'd see he's really not worth giving meds he doesn't take em.

Lastly, Trump chimps no shock nothing more than yawns and lies. I have to be honest tho, he will probably die under Trump. It's 4 years and were about 1 year into his 5 years left with his kidneys.

Now I highly am anti poop touch. These threats as mentioned, one zoomie call to Mallon could get Lucas booted. If he's out, he will die, before he spring. Let me ask you something Lucas, is trying to impress 15 year old girls by saying you'll kill people really worth becoming homeless? There's dozens of tik tokers who know you're a pedo and think reporting you to SS would be "bussin"

Also, while Cancel culture is it's own thing. If anyone here got fired because we use bad words we'd probably get another job and move on. You're 100% dependent on the tax payers and charity. Youre 45 years old almost, and you have to behave on line because you can lose your house by swearing on line. That's pretty embarrassing.

I hope he gets nothing for his birthday, it would make me laugh.

 

[WonderWino]

Just came across this

Its 3 years old but it hasn't been posted here as far as I know. They make some interesting observations and didn't have alot of nice things to say about myrna or her crackpot claims. Makes me wonder what other people thought when they read her stuff. Gee, I wonder why she deleted her site eventually. Somebody must have called her out on the questionable shit she said

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Fat horror cow, Lucas Werner is worried about his tugboat check. He is sure Trump will take his retard bux away. Don't worry, Lucas, you fat Lolcow. Trump won't take your gibs me dats.

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Unfortunately Lucas is a dumbass so the information won't find its way to him on its own but its funny how Gen Z men voted heavily for Trump.

Imagine Lucas learning the flatbills voted to take his tugboat away lmao

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Lucas is really moooing and reeeing about Trump.

What is it with mentally disabled leftists thinking welfare of disabled people is somehow gonna get ended with conservative policies?

Did they forget that didn't happen the last time Trump was in office?

 

[Twrx]

This comic has always made me think of the freak. He could have every single thing his disgusting heart wants and it wouldn't be enough for him. I've always believed that having everything he wants isn't enough for him, he wants everyone else to have nothing.

 

[WonderWino]

Nigger what? You've spent years claiming your parents are multimillionaires with major political connections who retired early, vacation in mexico whenever they want, rule the elk kingdom and will leave you a large inheritance, because you thought it would get teen girls interested in you. That doesn't exactly fit with depending on social security to live now does it? You're lying lucas. You're literally saying anything you think will win you good boy points with 'socialist' zoomer baes without realizing how it massively contradicts every single thing you have ever claimed about your family

This isn't just a lie, you just outed yourself in a fucking massive lie. and you're too stupid to realize it. This has to be one of the biggest lies you ever outed yourself on

Ranting about looney conspiracy theories now lucas?

The economy is fucked lucas. and you outed yourself in yet another lie. You have spent MONTHS claiming that anything bad thats going on economy wise is a result of the previous administration and blaming trump for it, just like you claimed anything good that happened during trumps administration was because of obama. Now you're claiming the economy is great (when its the worst its been in fucking DECADES) and its totally all bidens doing
You can't keep your lies straight lucas. Shows how manipulative you are.

You act like nobody notices this behavior when you do it

Lucas is comparing israel to the nazis now. He's just asking for a ban from fb doing that shit

You're literally describing yourself there lucas

 

[CruelGermanGirl]

and of course he quotes someone almost as stupid as he is who seems to think people are that obsessed with walmart and amazon. Speaking of which i'm mildly surprised lucas hasn't tried to open an etsy store to sell board game designs or some shit. Maybe homemade chromosome shaped earrings with extra long telomeres made out of macaroni, glue and glitter he got from the day room. Perfect for the greybeards of spokane to buy to give to their hoard of zoomer bae girlfriends for christmas

Sadly "Dance of the Telomeres" may be lost to history.

 

[Da Dude123]

Whatever, Lucas, you lolcow. We don't like having to pay our tax dollars to support exceptional autists like you. You're a burden on society anyways. Keep on mooing.