Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 26.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 57 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.6%

  • Total voters
    355
Says Nick lets her over to do her court appearances but outside of that it's sneaking her in when Kayla isn't in the house.
When Kayla isn't in the house, I would assume the kids aren't in as well. She was probably driving them to homeschool/activities or doing shopping.
Yeah, sneak your little slatternly fleshlight over when wife & kids are away. Trad dad by the way.
 
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The evidence is just mounting that April is still in the picture. I am not sure why Nick thinks he can keep people from finding out. Who does he think he is fooling?
Smartest guy in the room.

Shady as fuck. He better hope Kayla doesn't read this thread.
"You don't want to read that trash - they're all liars jealous of our rock-solid marriage. Best you stay offline completely. Oh, hey, isn't it time for your pills again? Here you go. And be right back - I'm just going to collect all the devices in the house and put them in the safe I am completely unaware of, along with my computer. No you may fucking not have the combination. Go back to bed. I'm hungry and the people need me."
 
He comes up with the most absolutely retarded lies to justify living like a subhuman animal.
That whole excuse about why the cabinet door isn't fixed is probably the most representative example of his particular brand of shitty. It's such a small, insignificant thing, but he has to make up a story where a) it's not really his fault, b) we don't know how hard he has it, and c) we should feel guilty for making unkind assumptions. Get a grip, man, it's a cabinet door. There is no deep emotional trauma involved with it.
 
Plans are made to celebrate the eldest's birthday on Thursday (November 7th), which confuses him since it isn't his actual birthday. They are likely celebrating early because of... reasons...
It was celebrated early because during that weekend he was in the Twin Cities for an apologetics conference with the church youth group. I think Celeste and the eldest son referred to this indirectly during the daytime election stream off camera, something about having to pay $50 for the trip.
 
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He comes up with the most absolutely retarded lies to justify living like a subhuman animal.
He comes up with the most retarded lies for everything.

"Things can metabolize outside the body!"

Okay, Balldo Nye, the Balldo Guy. Whatever you say.

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I'm sure we're all gonna feel really stupid when this fucking idiot...

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...not only wins his case, but wins the Nobel Peace Prize in Biology for undercutting well over a hundred years of scientific understanding of what metabolism is.
 
iirc they met at the school gym because Nick was a cool Tae Kwon Do sensei or something
Nick really picked the perfect martial “art” for himself back then, something that focuses on flamboyant kicks and moves to look cool for judges, while being complete shit for actual self defense (what martial arts are literally intended for).
 
He comes up with the most retarded lies for everything.

"Things can metabolize outside the body!"

Okay, Balldo Nye, the Balldo Guy. Whatever you say.

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I'm sure we're all gonna feel really stupid when this fucking idiot...

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...not only wins his case, but wins the Nobel Peace Prize in Biology for undercutting well over a 100 years of scientific understanding of what metabolism is.
Absolutely. This floors me.

The other side of his crackhead level lawyering that only works on mint-salad brains like april or just totally checked out zombies like kayla,

is that his whole defense of “it’s naawwttt truuu” if his favorite daughter, 8 years old, ingesting cocaine,

Is based on a fundamental misunderstanding of biology, science, the testing procedure, the science of the testing, the limits of the test.

He can bullshit well. But I think he really always was just a dumb pervert retard. He finally was given the chance.

Finally there’s a case that really matters, keeping himself out of prison and his family being torn entirely apart, and he’s doing drugs and drinking, has a retard fleshlight in a cuck queen shack that he sneaks in, and broadcasting far and wide that he’s committed federal felonies.

He does definitely have holes in his brain. The difference is, they’ve always been there, and people can see them now.
Also to get fair they’ve probably gotten worse.
 
Once they do that they will drop warrants on electronic devices.
Spend tens of thousands of dollars on overpriced computer setups to flex on online randos

Your crackwhore side piece uses the computer setup as an excuse to come over for her court appearances she is in because of you

Continue to flex on the online randos and brag about federal crimes

Get all of the overpriced computer setup seized as evidence

Baldo “it metabolizes outside of the body” Crackets
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