“Tryna keep me from seein mah suuuhhnnn fer Christmas!” Lol pretty sure Aaron doesn’t give a shit whether he gets to see his suuuhhnnn for Christmas (or any other time,) a view shared by his “suuhhnnn” who doesn’t know who he is and wouldn’t even notice if Ralph were to disappear from the earth tomorrow.
There's a non-zero chance that she decided to watch one of his streams at his insistent urging and saw him flip over in his chair into a bunch of bottles.Can't wait for the physiotherapist to drop him because he is acting creepy and obsessed. Wonder if he will make a drunken scene and be tossed into Mexican jail for Christmas when he's politely asked not to return?
That poor girl is probably used to dealing with creeps like Ralph already, I hope she got a shit ton of cousins ready to beat the fuck out of Ralph.
Lol, I don’t think Ralph even bothered to see Xander last Christmas ffs.
If it's not a faildox, it's still not an own. Surevok don't need to bumtravel to the country "hees duhdie gave heem to visit dem keeeds" and he has a wife and family, while piggy squeals alone in Mexico.
Why do I feel like Ralph’s on the verge of making another one of his trademark massively stupid decisions. Please do it Ralph.
Ralph is the "school bully" who gets smacked around by his drunk dad, screamed at by his mom, molested by his uncle, beat up by his older brothers, and made fun of by the popular kids in his grade, so he goes and picks on some kid 5 years younger than him.
Then after graduating he's the dude that loiters outside the school trying to sell drugs and hook up with underage girls.
Let’s be honest getting young women fucked up on drugs and gunting their passed out bodies is the only way Ralph manages to get laid outside of hookers before his 30s
Why bother photoshopping it? He looks enough like the goalie from the big green in the original as it is.
Lmao implying Ralph had the Courage to even go outside. Maybe hitting up a brothel.
",actually" is my new favorite ralph-ism. It's a telltale sign that he is lying and italways comes after the funniest lines.
Did anyone tell him “it’s “your”, not “you’re””?
Only for the kid to stand up for himself and beat him up.
