Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Oxyjen]

Before this drama is over, I need one thing. And that one thing is a mock trial with PPP doing a Southern lawyer impression as Rekieta’s attorney, Null as the Judge, @Potentially Criminal as the prosecutor, and Warski as the bailiff/ court Zoom admin.

Like a five minute skit that’s just Sean and Null not reacting to PPP and Warski overacting is all I want.

This is excellent, but personally I want a 6 part HBO miniseries.

 

[Edward Teach]

Before this drama is over, I need one thing. And that one thing is a mock trial with PPP doing a Southern lawyer impression as Rekieta’s attorney, Null as the Judge, @Potentially Criminal as the prosecutor, and Warski as the bailiff/ court Zoom admin.

Like a five minute skit that’s just Sean and Null not reacting to PPP and Warski overacting is all I want.

I would imagine that it would be a lot like "My Cousin Vinny" but with a "you betcha" accent.

 

[Fapcop]

If you think Thanksgiving is going to be weird, imagine Christmas with the catholics from Kayla's side of the family. That is if they even are invited or show up. Because the sister reported them and the father seems to hate Nick.

Even more so for April. Alone and with the Balldoman excusing himself from his family celebrations to visit his friendless homewrecker, that's squatting in his second home, to asure her that he still wants her. That type of isolation on celebrations can be even more brutal for some people that have never experienced it before.

I could actually see Kayla’s family invite her over. An act of charity Nick didn’t even consider.

Yeah, she may be the sidepiece of the sad cuck who’s destroying their sister and daughters life. But if they have the Christian compassion to have Nick sit at the table with them without rearranging his face. They’ll probably figure that April doesn’t deserve to sit by herself for the holidays.

Nick of course will totally ignore the pain and anger in their eyes, and think that he just bamboozled everyone again, since he’s sooo slick.

KIDS BE THANKFUL THAT YOUR FATHER IS SO AWESOME LAWYER AND SAVED YOU FROM THE EVIL LYING GUBERMINT!!
NOW GO AWAY WITH YOUR iPADS! I HAVE TO TWEET AT THESE RANDOMS ON XITTER FOR NEXT 8 HOURS!

There will be five little Rekieta’s who will permanently have a really shitty relationship with holidays.

You know the type: “Oh it’s just another day!” Or “I don’t care much for Christmas. So much work!” While a tiny bit of pain that they’re used to keep tight and close to the chest flashes in their eyes.

 

[drsb]

* From Walmart....

They do carry it at Walmart!!!!

 

[St. Alia of the Knife]

There will be five little Rekieta’s who will permanently have a really shitty relationship with holidays.

Nah, they'll look back on all this and realize they just "had a rough summer."

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

There will be five little Rekieta’s who will permanently have a really shitty relationship with holidays.

You know the type: “Oh it’s just another day!” Or “I don’t care much for Christmas. So much work!” While a tiny bit of pain that they’re used to keep tight and close to the chest flashes in their eyes.

And Nick thinks it's sooooo funny that he left a mark on other humans like this.

 

[Room Temp Shrimp]

I'm increasingly beginning to think the people saying this will end in a murder/suicide are going to be correct, or the odds are ever increasing. April may just take a leap over the (cuck)oo's nest when she realizes her years are behind her and she spent them trying to impress a crackhead non-practicing lawyer to stay in a poly relationship while squatting in his backyard shed.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Look, I know I've made this prediction before and been proven wrong, but I think it might work this time and I was just too early and off on the details.

I think April might end up wearing Kayla, Nick, and/or the Pug as a skinsuit before this story ends.

The skinsuit ending is not just theoretical guyz!

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Look, I know I've made this prediction before and been proven wrong, but I think it might work this time and I was just too early and off on the details.

I think April might end up wearing Kayla, Nick, and/or the Pug as a skinsuit before this story ends.

The skinsuit ending is not just theoretical guyz!

Did you try the Konami code? Might have to unlock it

 

[Room Temp Shrimp]

Look, I know I've made this prediction before and been proven wrong, but I think it might work this time and I was just too early and off on the details.

I think April might end up wearing Kayla, Nick, and/or the Pug as a skinsuit before this story ends.

The skinsuit ending is not just theoretical guyz!

Oh for sure. The question now is if it's going to be figuratively, or literally.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Look, I know I've made this prediction before and been proven wrong, but I think it might work this time and I was just too early and off on the details.

I think April might end up wearing Kayla, Nick, and/or the Pug as a skinsuit before this story ends.

The skinsuit ending is not just theoretical guyz!

I think we need a new poll on what’s going to happen. I’m leaning towards April mamaJFing Kayla to fulfill her rightful place as Our Wife, but Nick’s psycho treatment of all involved parties might caught him to snap and murder suicide everyone.

 

[Captain Manning]

Did you try the Konami code? Might have to unlock it

You have to put on the Balldo and enter the Konami code with the Balldo. Few are brave and degenerate enough to try.

 

[ItsWhitneyBitch]

So Keanu was insinuating that, what Nick blamed April for... Was the Aaron's Google history shit going public?!

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Did you try the Konami code? Might have to unlock it

Hmmm....

BA

Nothing happen- OH FUCK!

HELP!​

MAKE IT STOP!!!​

 

[DemsBNutz]

Let's be honest. Nick either kept forgetting to order Internet or he intentionally didn't want her to have it.

So pay for everything daddy... Could she not buy her own internet? Or did she join her bank account with the quover??? Just pointing out if some one wants something they make it happen.. Phone tethering, t mobile internet for 55buck. It just seems weird. Not that I don't think some psyker spells may have been weaved.. By the Narco-sys.. Just adding a layer of logical questioning to it all.. However logic does go out the window when you are trapped in BPD hell. So there is that..

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

But all the COOL KIDS have St. Andrew's crosses, Balldos, anal prolapses, at least a dozen STDs, cocaine-induced nasal collapse, pupils like black holes, worms in their brain. NERD!

Honestly, you're no real Christian without them

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I'm just so glad April and Nick took the time to sit the kids down and rail a few lines in front of them and then explain how much April loves them and what good sex really looks like.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

So pay for everything daddy... Could she not buy her own internet? Or did she join her bank account with the quover??? Just pointing out if some one wants something they make it happen.. Phone tethering, t mobile internet for 55buck. It just seems weird. Not that I don't think some psyker spells may have been weaved.. By the Narco-sys.. Just adding a layer of logical questioning to it all.. However logic does go out the window when you are trapped in BPD hell. So there is that..

What income does April have? Seems to me she's a 100% dependent.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

I could actually see Kayla’s family invite her over. An act of charity Nick didn’t even consider.

Yeah, she may be the sidepiece of the sad cuck who’s destroying their sister and daughters life. But if they have the Christian compassion to have Nick sit at the table with them without rearranging his face. They’ll probably figure that April doesn’t deserve to sit by herself for the holidays.

Nick of course will totally ignore the pain and anger in their eyes, and think that he just bamboozled everyone again, since he’s sooo slick.

If you think Thanksgiving is going to be weird, imagine Christmas with the catholics from Kayla's side of the family. That is if they even are invited or show up. Because the sister reported them and the father seems to hate Nick.

Even more so for April. Alone and with the Balldoman excusing himself from his family celebrations to visit his friendless homewrecker, that's squatting in his second home, to asure her that he still wants her. That type of isolation on celebrations can be even more brutal for some people that have never experienced it before.

It is probably easier for April to win back whatever ground she lost with her family because her family can easily compartmentalize in their heads that their family member was led astray by Nick. Whether or Nick truly is 100% at fault, it wouldn't be hard for her to spin it that way.

It falls down to whether or not her family are strong enough to avoid falling for her and Nicks bullshit. Which evidence suggests that they are capable of. Are they desperate enough mentally to find any excuse to avoid assigning blame to Kayla and avoiding coming to terms with the fact that she might not be a good person? Or do they have the strength needed to hold firm and assign culpability to her?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

What income does April have? Seems to me she's a 100% dependent.

Yeah I was about to ask. I thought “Oh she has a phone so she has Internet” and then realized Aaron most likely has been paying the bill and stopped paying after the divorce and her last job was to be on the Steel Toe show. So right now her only job is to sit in the Balldo silent hill house.

Is it a possibility Nick’s late night cooking streams are a way for him to drop off meals for April since she’s banned from the house when Kayla is there?