Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[buttmunch]

I'm feeding the drama, nothing wrong with that? Btw Some of you guys did pay for a membership to his channel. How is that better than me, just saying some quotes from here so they can be on screen to keep this entertaining?

- Oh and I am my mother's legal caregiver, she doesn't have a credit card but thank you for your concerns

okay but why are you giving a pedo money? you niggers that have should neck yourselves to be honest, you're literally paying for this mans cp

 

[Pedophobe]

Nick makes other lolcows look like rational human beings by contrast.

Lolcow Live needs to do a segment on Nick.

 

[Fapcop]

I'm feeding the drama, nothing wrong with that? Btw Some of you guys did pay for a membership to his channel. How is that better than me, just saying some quotes from here so they can be on screen to keep this entertaining?

- Oh and I am my mother's legal caregiver, she doesn't have a credit card but thank you for your concerns

I mean… Nothing wrong with feeding the drama. And I fucking HATE moralfagging… But giving gross pedo like Melton money?

Shit, I’d have to slather the hand that held the CC with alcohol afterwards, and I’d still feel a little dirty.

And lord knows I’ve done some questionable stuff over the years.

At least give money to Nick. There’s a chance that a few cents from that will go towards something else than paying Indians on Telegram for preteen rape videos.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

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Fatrick is still trying to run with the "My Podcast is a COMEDY podcast, so I can say whatever I like" angle.
Did you not know that harassment and intimidation are totally ok if you preface it with "comedy"??? I swear, a lawyer told me so it must be true.

Nick will be so fucked once that fat pedo rolls over for the first Fed knocking on his door.

 

[Golden Boy]

Oh and I am my mother's legal caregiver

bitch are you really flexing that your mother is a vegetable on the farms?

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

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Lmao he thinks confessions outside of court don't count? I underestimated his level of retardation, I thought confessing to being a pedophile was bad but at least in that case it just destroyed his reputation.

 

[SaltyFanta]

bitch are you really flexing that your mother is a vegetable on the farms?

Flexing that first hand experience in retards that kiwifarms cyberstalkers can only dream of.

 

[Soapmore]

Fatrick is still trying to run with the "My Podcast is a COMEDY podcast, so I can say whatever I like" angle.
Did you not know that harassment and intimidation are totally ok if you preface it with "comedy"??? I swear, a lawyer told me so it must be true.

That angle falls to pieces when he's sitting on proprietary information like Aaron's credit cards, PayPal emails, and business proposals. His own messaging states this.

Nick will be so fucked once that fat pedo rolls over for the first Fed knocking on his door.

I think that will be Melton's only option, once he understands he's committed 5x the criminal acts Weev did to get a prison sentence, and that's federally. Nick will have to hope that applicable statutes in Minnesota and Nevada are poorly conceived for their actions.

Oh yes Sir it will be comedy. Such mirth, many laughter.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

That one retard who thought that pedoMelton is safe because he is in Nevada and not Minnesota is one of my favourite retards.
lol, lmao even.

Wait till they find out what happens when a crime happens across multiple state lines.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

and it definitely came out of a dudes asshole.

But don't you see? That's just one more FUNNY and WEIRD story Nick can tell when (if) he gets out!
Stop being such a NERD.

 

[Clem Fandango]

I was wondering how Nick would be able in these circumstances to keep a lid on things in the house and with both women. His solution was about as degenerate and cult-like as one would expect. Kayla at the house is a benzo'ed out zombie. Mostly up in the bedroom all day apparently watching Star Trek.

April on the other hand is a literal kept woman. She is kept alone in a decrepit and horribly empty Silent Hill haunted house next door on-demand available for Nick's needs. But otherwise cut off from the rest of the world aside from whatever she does on twitter. She has limited access to some form of television and no conventional internet.

She is already essentially in something worse than prison and doesn't seem to understand it. Its not difficult to understand someone losing their mind in a situation like that after six months. Even though I doubt they are really friends, she reaches out to talk to Keanu because that is probably all she has left in terms of outside human contact aside from twitter. Drugs would only make things worse of course.

April's current behavior begins to make a degree of sense. That kind of isolation would lead to someone like her becoming desperate for any kind of social interaction, fixated on Nick as the main person giving her social interaction (on his terms), communicating with an untrustworthy person in Keanu and going out for self-abuse from Nick's alogs on Twitter.

Nick is playing with fire in all this and it could end really badly. Nick really shouldn't be around people at all anymore. He is at the point where he has become the type of person that should be prison, not for punishment, but to protect the world from him.

I don't have time to read all the posts u this thread, just the highlights. But it sounds kinda like that bit in Breaking Bad when Walter White offers that guy bringing supplies five grand to play cards with him.

Hope no one already said that I the next twenty pages.

 

[Desktop User2]

DO IT, ONIONS. Release it all on /b/.

The only thing Melton releases on /b/ is himself looking at shotacon threads.

 

[Soapmore]

Meme Copium just nailed it this morning: Nick is using the DENNIS system.
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In response to the DENNIS system, people have been coming up with the REKIETA system. Courtesy Meme Copium stream:

 

[Captain Manning]

This fat faggot has to be the worst co-conspirator of all time.

I haven't seen anybody point it out yet, but...



Moody further confirms Ian Hawk is the guy that keeps interrupting the Zoom hearings. @Doof is right.

 

[Desktop User2]

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I have never heard one man talk so much about ejaculate.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Come to the Farms, Still-Life, your comedy's wasted on these losers. We'll give you your own schizo thread and everything.

I don't know bro he's not really that funny and he's a fucking Fedposting schizo. Finding the humor in his comments is like filtering half ton loads of liquid shit to find quarter gram nuggets of gold.
And then when you get your shit nugget appraised its only Iron Pyrites.
Fuck Still Birth. Dudes a cringe faggot.

Rekieta has been trying to downplay the Aaron data breach on Twitter as "obvious jokes" — I don't know if "joking" about committing crimes is a good idea, but I'm not a lawyer.

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It's interesting to note that Melton had been alluding to this "all-encompassing" big reveal, that is "life-shattering" with lots of "documented" and "provable" things since as early as Oct 31. During Melton's stream on Nov 07, he described a good analogy to this reveal as if Rekieta had "bugged" Aaron's house. This was all before Rekieta published his X post, alluding to having access to privileged personal information from Aaron, a fact that blew back on his face. I made an autistic post about it on the Melton thread here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/patrick-alan-melton-nobody-likes-onions-the-queen.200215/post-19834737

"Jokes on them, we were only pretending to be retarded"
"Jokes on them, I'm only pretending to be a pedophile"

Ok dude. You run with that one. Real high iQ plays here.

 

[Tiger Jack]

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Fatrick is still trying to run with the "My Podcast is a COMEDY podcast, so I can say whatever I like" angle.
Did you not know that harassment and intimidation are totally ok if you preface it with "comedy"??? I swear, a lawyer told me so it must be true.

Nick will be so fucked once that fat pedo rolls over for the first Fed knocking on his door.
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"Please Officer, don't you understand that I run a comedy podcast? I only broke the law ironically!"

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Meanwhile, April posting a throwback on Instagram. As if to say, look at this face? Would you put this face in jail?



Also some Instagram stories (nothing interesting really)

Spoiler: Stories

 

[demicolon]

I feel like I speak cocaine/meth after reading all these retarded tweets. Anyone else feel like you're the one who took drugs?

@Cats is hiding in your ceilings.

 

[Chibitzen]

Agreed. When it’s a debate over who is the bigger astonishingly stupid fuck up I can’t think anyone can compare to Nick here in the final days of 2024.

Like if anyone suggest Bossmanjack I’ll call them an asshole. If anything Bossmanjack impressed me by saving enough money to pay for his own rehab. Nick makes other lolcows look like rational human beings by contrast.

I still remember when this thread was an annoying blight on the site according to some.