Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.4%

  • Total voters
    319
Meanwhile, April posting a throwback on Instagram. As if to say, look at this face? Would you put this face in jail?

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Also some Instagram stories (nothing interesting really)

I wonder if she had to hide in the woods behind the main compound to catch some stray WiFi to post these.

Nick doesn’t want her to have the internet, cause then her inevitable onlyfans arc would offer her a chance at financial independence

Nick is trying to do with drugs what Jeffrey Dahmer tried to do with bleach and an electric drill
 
Nick has never had real consequences in his entire life. His parent’s and their money always bailed him out. The money ensured he’d get a wife, kids, a home, and be able to never have to seriously hold a job in his life.
Yeah i guess with Nick it's the opposite: he's avoided consequences his entire life and now wound up in a situation his parents and their money can't bail him out of. It would all be so satisfying if there weren't kids involved.
 
Yeah, Nick's little word games are just a weak attempt to agitate people and exert some modicum of control over the situation. Ultimately I think it comes down his narcissist tendencies more than anything: he has to lord something over people.
They're just the desperate attempts of a weak man to make himself feel like he still has some control, even as his life collapses around him and everyone who recognizes his name now just sees him as a figure of ridicule, disgust, or pity. Its the flailing of the terminally felted narcissist.
 
They're going to need to make a separate lolcow honor award after this.
The Rekieta for a lolcow that goes beyond anyone's lowest expectations of them to be as stupid as possible.
The Farms are blessed to have a lolcow as prized as Rekieta. There hasn't been a cow thats this much of a fuck up since Classic Chris. And Chris started as a fuck up. Rekieta is arguably worse than Chris Chan, Balldo had the American Dream handed to him on a silver spoon, a family and home he didn't earn or deserve, a career as the biggest superchat earner on YouTube, all just handed to him, and he's managed to fuck his life so badly he's a bigger laughing stock than fucking Chris.

The Golden Balldo Award needs to be a thing.
I doubt we will ever see a cow that's fallen from so high, to end up so low as Nick Rekieta, ever again.
This dude is a once in a generation fuck up.
 
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Meanwhile, April posting a throwback on Instagram. As if to say, look at this face? Would you put this face in jail?

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Also some Instagram stories (nothing interesting really)

I think she’s been hearing other shows saying how she’s aging poorly or is a “rough looking 29” so she felt the need to post her senior photo to show she’s not changed or something along those lines. Probably just fishing for simps
 
So who are the 5 people that are aware of this? Prior to everyone figuring it out?

Nick
April
Melton
The puppet faggot
The other guy who Melton was on with besides the puppet faggot?

I have to know, do the Patrick Tomlinson people give a shit about Cumia wannabes? ONA knows not to break the law. @Caverlock I know ONA people are tangentially related to the Dabbleverse, but are these retards like the inbred retards of the Cumia dicksuckers?
 
bitch are you really flexing that your mother is a vegetable on the farms?

Worse still, instead of using it to make her life a little easier, a little more comfortable he's spending the gibs he gets to support his mentally retarded mother on encouraging a wannabe kid fucker to pump out borderline child pornography.

Somebody needs to rethink their priorities in life.
 
I'm feeding the drama, nothing wrong with that? Btw Some of you guys did pay for a membership to his channel. How is that better than me, just saying some quotes from here so they can be on screen to keep this entertaining?

- Oh and I am my mother's legal caregiver, she doesn't have a credit card but thank you for your concerns 👌🏼😇
Coming onto the farms to sperg and give personal details is a good idea and this will work out well for you. Keep it up, champ, you're doing great.
 
I'm feeding the drama, nothing wrong with that? Btw Some of you guys did pay for a membership to his channel. How is that better than me, just saying some quotes from here so they can be on screen to keep this entertaining?

- Oh and I am my mother's legal caregiver, she doesn't have a credit card but thank you for your concerns 👌🏼😇
I, for one, am reserving my judgment until we see your nudes.
 
As in a literal thing. We need to commission a statuette.
I suppose someone could cast one. Shiny Bronze (because he doesn't deserve Gold) and a big base covered in Felt. We'd need a new one everytime though, although if it's limited to a Lifetime Ruination Award, like 2 or 3 time LotY winner, it wouldn't come around that often.
If (when) Rekieta wins again he'll only be the 3rd time someone won twice. (Chris and Yaniv) Only the second two times in a row (Yaniv).
 
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I'm feeding the drama, nothing wrong with that?
You really should to be hands off entirely when it comes to interacting with threaded lolcows, but the greater sin here is in giving that fat pedo fuck money.

Did you not see the crap @House Cat caught?

STOP GIVING MONEY TO MELTON.
 
Actually it gets better. They say that AFTER Ralph has a nationwide arrest warrant for merely restreaming a court proceeding, but they obviously won't do anything with this more serious stuff
Not only going after Ralph - these people all know the local courts went after Aaron for sharing a single nude of his married ex-girlfriend to brag to a friend, but they think those courts are going to look at them sharing every single electronic piece of private data (accessed illegally) about the guy and publicizing it as retribution for the guy's participation in a criminal investigation and think, "Nah, that's no biggie. Not worth our time?"

If there were any nudes involved in that data that got shared, they all should be fully aware that someone is on the hook for revenge porn, at the least.
 
Wooow dude had a literal ace in the hole with all of Aaron's correspondence with lawyers, his search history, everything that would let him be 3 steps ahead of Aaron in the case, and Aaron being so dumb he'd never notice, ever... aaand he turned it all against himself for Internet asspats.

"... and he that went before now came last, and that which was white and black and all direction was thrown against itself. Grown mightily indignant at the words of the Courts, Nick did turn his heart against them and flee into the chambers of space... And no man looked to Nick then, save those that serve that which they hate, who smile upon their misfortune, and who bear no love save for the underage. At such times as a libertine's heart turns to Nick, all Gods of Chaos grow fearful, and the laughter of the Qover God fills the tomb of space..." – from The Great Book of Cuckoldry.

WHAT A FUCKING REEETARD
 
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