Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sinbad the Sailor]

Lmao that fucking UFC tweet. He is trying so hard to skinwalk his new 80s sitcom highschool bully 'I hate nerds' persona.

Put more hashtags in the tweet next time, you skeletal old fuck, then you'll really be hip and cool. It's less believable than his coming up from the ghetto in Texas persona.

He can't tweet about any of the usual interests he is known for (Warhammer, anime, Christianity) because he knows it will immediately get thrown back in his face.

As an aside, it's also incidentally funny that he's excited for Jones, UFCs own complete nutjob with a fake Christian persona that deteriorated as he developed a habit for drugs, driving recklessly and mistreatment of spouses, as well as giving questionable excuses in the aftermath.

I'm sure the parallels are entirely coincidental. The guy couldn't tell Tito Ortiz from Surfshack Tito. White bread ass nigga.

 

[zven666]

Re: Nick giving his kid cocaine. A few points I don't see mentioned often:

1. Nick says cocaine is the only "medicine" that helps with his ADD, according to Aaron.
2. The child that tested positive for cocaine is the one Rackets kid with ADD, according to Aaron.
3. The child that tested positive for cocaine is the kid Nick regards as most similar to himself, according to Aaron.
4. The cocaine test detected metabolites in the hair's root. It wasn't from incidental contact. It was ingested.

You don't need to be Sherlock Holmes to put this one together.

Camelot essentially inferred it was medicated

 

[Captain Manning]

He can’t afford another lawsuit. Even if he is just fishing from a DMCA claim Nick is retarded for threatening action.

Correct. BBN could have told him to blow it out his ass, but the way BBN actually responded was even better, so I can't complain.

I doubt very much he has the balls to file a DMCA notice with Null, but it would be funny if correspondence from Nick ever made it into "Take that off the god damned Internet."

 

[All becomes gunt]

Re: Nick giving his kid cocaine. A few points I don't see mentioned often:

1. Nick says cocaine is the only "medicine" that helps with his ADD, according to Aaron.
2. The child that tested positive for cocaine is the one Rackets kid with ADD, according to Aaron.
3. The child that tested positive for cocaine is the kid Nick regards as most similar to himself, according to Aaron.
4. The cocaine test detected metabolites in the hair's root. It wasn't from incidental contact. It was ingested.

You don't need to be Sherlock Holmes to put this one together.

I REALLY WANT TO BELIEVE THAT, I REALLY FUCKING DO. BUT WHAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO ME IS WHY THEN BE ALL AROUND THESE PEDOPHILES. ALSO ITS REALLY HARD FOR ME TO BELIEVE THAT THIS MAN WENT FROM LAWYER TO DOCTOR REKIETA MD AND MEDICATED HIS OWN KID WITH HUGE AMOUNTS OF COCAINE TO HELP WITH HIS ADD. THIS IS ACTUALLY THE FIRST TIME I HEAR ABOUT COCAINE HELPING WITH THAT DISORDER BECAUSE IT DOESNT. THAT'S FUCKED UP BUT NOONE IS THAT FUCKING STUPID, NOT EVEN ETHAN RALPH WOULD DO THAT. IF HE SPECIFICALLY SAID THAT TO AARON ITS AN EXCUSE AND IF I WAS AARON NOT ONLY WOULDNT I BUY THAT EXCUSE BUT THE POLICE WOULD BE IN THE HOUSE FROM ME CALLING THEM.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

"Object lesson" is a phrase, although I'm still not entirely sure what he's trying to say with that sentence. Was this a particularly inconvenient time for him to be arrested? Is there ever a good time to totally destroy your life?

Physical object in question:

Spoiler

 

[AnOminous]

He can’t afford another lawsuit. Even if he is just fishing from a DMCA claim Nick is retarded for threatening action.

He could be sued back for copyfraud and end up owing the other side's legal fees, like Lenz v. Universal Music Corp., 801
F. 3d 1126 (9th Cir. 2015). A practicing lawyer would know this. An actual multinational corporation got its dick slapped hard for shit less stupid than Nickhole is threatening.

So basically.

 

[Procrastinhater]

His kids are back after being separated from their family and home for months and he's STILL spending his time doing this instead.

He will never change.

That's the thing - we only have Balldo's word that he has the kids back, it's awfully convenient how in his performative Cucking With Balldo stream where he made sure the kids could be heard that his parents were also there. I wonder if it's Bob and Celeste that have custody and they bring the kids over for supervised visits. It was just after that that he called into the pedophiles podcast slurring and slobbering and whining his nasally fag drawl, for their sake I hope that was after the kids had left with their Grandparents.
If not he's an even bigger piece of shit, within days of his supposed drug tests ending he's back to getting wasted and embarrassing himself on the Internet.
He's learned nothing, hopefully those kids aren't around that fucking disgrace to see it.
Doubly so now he's associating with creatures like Melton. Do CPS know he's befriending open pedophiles?

 

[Light blue notebook]

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And since all of his jokes are about pedophiles... Yeah, a bit too much information there rackets.

 

[keke]

His (relative) silence after the arrest made me think damn, sadly we aren’t getting milk BUT hopefully he really is putting his life together behind the scenes. NOPE.

Aaron had basically stfu at this point, he ran out of stories, the focus was on Nick’s trial but he just HAD to felt him so bad he started a-logging the toe. Now he’s confirmed so many of Aaron’s stories that people here doubted (not me, Aaron truther since he showed the snow angel picture) and even forgot about because they seemed too out there e.g. Baseball bat confrontation. People even think April is some victim now (she’s not).

I just can’t believe the level of felt. It’s surpassed sneed. He’s collapsing in on himself like a dying star.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Re: Nick giving his kid cocaine. A few points I don't see mentioned often:

1. Nick says cocaine is the only "medicine" that helps with his ADD, according to Aaron.
2. The child that tested positive for cocaine is the one Rackets kid with ADD, according to Aaron.
3. The child that tested positive for cocaine is the kid Nick regards as most similar to himself, according to Aaron.
4. The cocaine test detected metabolites in the hair's root. It wasn't from incidental contact. It was ingested.

You don't need to be Sherlock Holmes to put this one together.

Yeah that was my conclusion. He thinks he's fucking smarter than everyone, went on a big drunken sperg about "medicinal" cocaine, I think he's given her it for what he thought "medicinal" purposes.
I'm giving the sick lying fuck the benefit of the doubt here it was well meaning.
Either that or she got into his stuff because he's so fucking careless and he's a drunk and she's copied what she's seen him do.

The story about a cop touching her on the head is an insane cope only a fucking idiot would believe. You don't get metabolites inside the hair from incidental contact.
Balldos marks and Balldowashers might be that fucking gullible but when a big nose cuck tries to sell me a beachfront house in Utah I'm gonna doubt he's on the level.
Balldo has given nobody any reason to believe a fucking word he says and everybody a lot of reasons to do the opposite.

 

[AnOminous]

That's the thing - we only have [I[Balldo's[/I] word that he has the kids back

Anyone who believes he has his kids back is absolutely retarded. The only streams, like the beef jerkingoff atrocity of a cooking stream, had the grandparents there.

He can't have those kids there without supervision.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Yes, but BBN just came up with a better solution:

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That's brilliant. Bravo!

(I kinda think this is not Kinochet, because I have never known Kinochet to be this good or witty).

Beaten to the joke! Bravo!

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu may correct me, but he usually doesn't lock (members only) his Locals text posts... The fact that he did and promptly threatened BBN tells me he was planning this course of action beforehand.

This is correct. The chat posts are not usually locked.. However, I am unsure if there was a feature added to make the chat 'member-only', or if this is a result of making the post 'locked' or not.

The funniest explanation would be the latter, and that it always worked that way. This would mean that the whole time he cried about not being able to stop people from just viewing the LOCALS chat, he was just to lazy to explore the options.

So he is just admitting she is staying on property now? After all those tweets back and forth where she was wandering "in the woods" and pretending like he wasn't around etc? I feel like he never outright said she wasn't there, but I also feel like it was certainly implied.

The time between something being 'confirmed' on the Farms and Nick admitting it is shrinking... Hedo II took ~3 years. The non-monogamy slightly shorter, drug abuse a few months shorter, and so on... We are down to mere months!

Yeah well, if he pushes back with a DMCA strike now, it's gonna be funny as shit.

"Putting a Backwards Internet watermark doesn't mean it's not my content."

Now wait a minue Nick, NOOO!

Like I've said a number of times now, I have my doubts BBN is Kinochet, because Kinochet simply isn't this smart. They also seem to credit the Farms, which is something Kinochet rarely, if ever, does.

Also @Himedall All-seeing Waifu reproduced the post here with commentary. Is he gonna file a DMCA with Null? I'd like to see him try.

Your move, fuckhead (Nick).

Didn’t he mock Eric July for this?

He can’t afford another lawsuit. Even if he is just fishing from a DMCA claim Nick is retarded for threatening action.

Correct. BBN could have told him to blow it out his ass, but the way BBN actually responded was even better, so I can't complain.

I doubt very much he has the balls to file a DMCA notice with Null, but it would be funny if correspondence from Nick ever made it into "Take that off the god damned Internet."

Yes, you are all correct. The hypocrisy is unsurprising at this point, but Nick will do the cheapest and laziest thing and not file a case. He simply will use content report mechanisms through various platforms like YouTube to strike them down extra-judiciously. He will also use vague threats he will never carry out.

Nick has a writing degree but doesn't know the difference between "object" and "abject"

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He was a poser in everything.

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He still lies about the 5k g(r)ift! This gives me a chuckle each time he has to address it. His audience has not and will not let him forget, and are unintentionally felting him with it. I personally believe it will never go out, and he never had an idea of what he wanted to do.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Yeah that was my conclusion. He thinks he's fucking smarter than everyone, went on a big drunken sperg about "medicinal" cocaine, I think he's given her it for what he thought "medicinal" purposes.
I'm giving the sick lying fuck the benefit of the doubt here it was well meaning.
Either that or she got into his stuff because he's so fucking careless and he's a drunk and she's copied what she's seen him do.

The story about a cop touching her on the head is an insane cope only a fucking idiot would believe. You don't get metabolites inside the hair from incidental contact.
Balldos marks and Balldowashers might be that fucking gullible but when a big nose cuck tries to sell me a beachfront house in Utah I'm gonna doubt he's on the level.
Balldo has given nobody any reason to believe a fucking word he says and everybody a lot of reasons to do the opposite.

I get animated at this shit because no scenario is good and this is extremely generous. You don't really play around with 8 yos and illicit substances like that without having some kind of alternate motive. And i don't know, it sounds like a cover, it just doesn't connect with me on why he would even believe that, let alone put it into action. Back in the 80s-90s there were housewives that were using bleach enema on their kids cause they thought it was a cure for autism. But that was something widespread and it was done as some sort of twisted blind leading the blind kinda deal of misinformation. HOWEVER, how does that man come to the conclusion that cocaine is something helpful for ADD. Personally this is the first time i am hearing that, i googled it too, only to find out articles that actually say that people with ADD and ADHD are more prone to become cocaine addicts due to this euphoric energetic feeling it gives them that makes them feel more sharp. To me it looks like total absolute bullshit and a cover story, AND NOT A GOOD COVER STORY EVEN.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Anyone who believes he has his kids back is absolutely retarded. The only streams, like the beef jerkingoff atrocity of a cooking stream, had the grandparents there.

He can't have those kids there without supervision.

Someone else mentioned his cooking stream was around his sons birthday too, I'm thinking the Grandparents brought them over for a visit for the birthday, and one of the conditions was to keep the Slampig out of the house, and we know how much Balldo hates having to be responsible or put his kids first, which is probably the reason for his drunken spergout on the pedophiles podcast as soon as the kids left.

What I keep coming back to as well is his court ordered drug tests ending, mighty funny how he's at least seemed fairly sober (no complete drunken mess streams at least) for a while, but then within days of the testing ending, he's right back to embarrassing himself again, calling into the pedocast, slurring and obviously wasted, to whine and seeth in his nasal fag drawl.
He really is completely incapable of any form of self control over his vices unless he has the court hanging over him like a nanny.
He's a fucking subhuman faggot. Controlled by his urges like an animal. The second it was down to him to do the right thing he goes back to showing why he shouldn't be allowed anywhere near anyone's kids.

 

[Desktop User2]

this is extremely generous

Dosing your kid with a schedule II substance is an extremely generous assumption? The self medication hypothesis is the marijuana paranoia theory, the dosing for abuse is the krokodyl transe and the most generous and by far more likely is accidental ingestion.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Dosing your kid with a schedule II substance is an extremely generous assumption? The self medication hypothesis is the marijuana paranoia theory, the dosing for abuse is the krokodyl transe and the most generous and by far more likely is accidental ingestion.

No. It was not accidental. The kid’s cocaine level was as high as a regular user. Drop this “accidental” crap, it’s weak.

 

[Desktop User2]

No. It was not accidental. The kid’s cocaine level was as high as a regular user. Drop this “accidental” crap, it’s weak.

It´s a reference value, mate. It does not confirm you are an habitual user. People that know what they are talking about claimed over and over it was completely possible for a single dose to return that value.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

It´s a reference value, mate. It does not confirm you are an habitual user.

Okay, find a report that supports that. I’ll wait.

 

[Desktop User2]

Okay, find a report that supports that. I’ll wait.

Just search the MN court leaks thread, it was argued over and over.

 

[Scan_Lines]

Can someone please use AI to make the infamous chrischan yelling at trolls to take things off the Internet video into chris as Nick and bob as Kayla