🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Karen Horney]

"Can I blow your whistle?"

I don't think Burt is ever recovering from this.

 

[Tr00nStompa]

Observations/Opinions that no one asked for

- Why is Payton popular as she is? Has she actually done anything that notable aside from yelling at a prisoner and being generally open to the concept of the show? Im assuming they keep her on as a simp cashcow but even fans didn't really enjoy her presence until multiple eliminations. How many people need to be removed before she does anything memorable?

- If Burt knew the power he held over production the show would be very different. If what Alex was saying about production offering him 40k to stay was true, then for Burt they'd realistically have to triple that. He IS the show. Every single day there's some shit he does that makes it entertaining, and if he truly knew how much value he actually held in simply being there, he would realize he can pretty much do anything without getting kicked off. The "immunity" challenges for him are bullshit.

- Signal is a funny case because he literally won the cell challenge, beat burt in arm wrestling, had the most pullups today and is still hated by everyone lmao. All he had to do was play into the lion king shit a bit better and keep the ball rolling, but no he has to touch and grope as many women as he can, steal fishbucks and be a lying snake. Proof that jeets do this shit to themselves.

- Connor you may be white, but you are literally a worthless nigger. Imagine bullying Jobe who you know is physically weaker, and he doesn't do shit, then frank comes and hassles you and you start crying like a little bitch. No straight guy would cry that much over gay jokes, so he definitely was a faggot. You could see this in his handling of Dark Burt vs Mizzy where he stands like 5 meters back with Alex, and Jobe has to step in to protect a woman from getting harmed. Connor and Alex are pathetic excuses for men.

- Alex is infuriating yet sad. This guy had the highest potential for turnaround on the tank, and was given chances over and over to actually listen. This about sums it up.

Alex needed to go, and today was the best time to do it. He and his mudblood "family" were actively demoralizing the other contestants in a way that broke their confidence in production and hampered the future ability to incentivize the Fish. As funny as it would have been to keep trolling Alex another 3 weeks, it would have been the same exact shit everyday with him threatening everyone, yapping, and then pretending to quit.

If he weren't a pißbaby quitter maybe it would have been different, but he wasn't willing to grow in any way. No matter how many times his waifus told him to stop bragging and yapping over everyone, he kept doing it. No matter how many times TTS pointed out that noone cares who his daddy is, he kept doing it. No matter how many times he threatened to fight and kill people, he never once put on the gloves. He had no purpose left on the show except to annoy everyone with his crank addict voice.

The final nail in the coffin for me was seeing him literally huff his ogre wife's farts in front of like 7 different people. Can you even understand how mentally broken you have to be to do that? And we all thought Burt was degenerate. Much to the dismay of the audience there truly is nothing for him in fishtank, nothing. He will never change.

 

[Bozo Gnarly]

"Can I blow your whistle?"
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I don't think Burt is ever recovering from this.

frank has convinced burt that they are now in an alliance. burt has been burting off while saying franks name starting last night. i think the only way burt can get hassled at this point is if frank breaks up with him.

 

[neger psykolog]

- If Burt knew the power he held over production the show would be very different. If what Alex was saying about production offering him 40k to stay was true, then for Burt they'd realistically have to triple that. He IS the show. Every single day there's some shit he does that makes it entertaining, and if he truly knew how much value he actually held in simply being there, he would realize he can pretty much do anything without getting kicked off. The "immunity" challenges for him are bullshit.

Burt maybe knows this, but he seems like a genuinely good hearted person so I don't think he is the type to try and take advantage of it or use it to manipulate production for his own benefit - even when he went off the rails and called Binx or whoever a lying cunt, he did it strictly within the bounds of this being a gameshow and trying to eliminate other contestants to win. Not only is Burt "the show" but he is also the most level-headed contestant (perhaps besides Jobe who is only a freeloader) and has generally been extremely patient and careful with his words, I also think that is why Frank is never going to turn on him (unless Burt becomes one of the very last contestants)

 

[BullfrogBill]

The sand pool Sam had Mizzy fill up is the new jail called "the Cat Box" and Mizzy has to stay in the cat box for some time but I didn't catch how long.

 

[JamusActimus]

- If Burt knew the power he held over production the show would be very different. If what Alex was saying about production offering him 40k to stay was true, then for Burt they'd realistically have to triple that. He IS the show. Every single day there's some shit he does that makes it entertaining, and if he truly knew how much value he actually held in simply being there, he would realize he can pretty much do anything without getting kicked off. The "immunity" challenges for him are bullshit.

The fact that he does not know how valuable he is makes him "valuable" in a way.

We won't get Jon, Jimmy or Cole syndrome.

 

[Nevermore Fish]

Pullup Challenge - 10 Fishbucks

Final Score:
Jeff - 0
Mizzy - 0.7
Binx - 0.2
Payton - 5
Burt - (did 2/3rd reps) 10
Jeet - (cheated on 8 of them by doing 1/5th of a pullup) 17
Jewb -Ignored by Sam
Frank - 9/11

Burt is surprisingly terrible at anything fitness related for being a roided "personal trainer" and muscular.
Jeet has a low body weight and actually knows how to do the exercises.

The team who improves their pullups the most within one week gets immunity for their entire team. The person who improves the most gets 10 fishups.

Team 1: Binx Jobe Burt
Team 2: Mizzy Jeet Payton

People have pointed it out previously but Burt's back muscles are completely fake. You can clearly see the lat implants sticking out.

 

[retard strength II]

The sand pool Sam had Mizzy fill up is the new jail called "the Cat Box" and Mizzy has to stay in the cat box for some time but I didn't catch how long.
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Until they tell her to stop lol, Sam said he also forgot why she is being punished by the time they bought the sand. She is being sent some encouraging TTS that I am pretty sure are people faking being her brother, but she believes is him. She has also got a few discouraging ones but is trying to ask her "brother" if she should stay on.

 

[Nigger Faggotson]

The sand pool Sam had Mizzy fill up is the new jail called "the Cat Box" and Mizzy has to stay in the cat box for some time but I didn't catch how long.
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He didn't say how long, just "until further notice" or something like that.

Her brother is messaging her, telling her not to be annoying to the audience but to be annoying to the cast instead, and not to let Frank get her out. She asked about her family and he responded not to worry about it. Seems like her family is nice, normal and supportive, unlike Alex's. He also told her not to worry about being friends with these losers, lel.

Edit: First two TTS' were from her brother, username scottgill. The other ones were trolling her. I think she recognises how he writes since the second TTS he wrote didn't mention his name in it but she recognised it was him and not a troll.

 

[Godmode]

I'm guessing Jeet. Frank has been pushing him earlier pretty far and he already had an existential crisis yesterday.

Doubtful. I take it you've never watched Slumdog Millionaire? Fishtank is 1000 times easier than everyday living in Pajeetlandia.

 

[cottage crow]

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

Burt vs Binx final two.

If that's the case, I'd rather Binx win tbh. Burt has promised on multiple occasions to split the $50k among the other contestants. Which means Alex and Ted would be getting money, and fuck that. Honestly, of the 5 left, I hope Payton wins (from the standpoint of who I think deserves the $50k) and I don't even like her that much.

 

[hauntedgraffiti]

Watching Burt roam around the Fishtank on his secret solitary vision quest has been very amusing. All while decked out in a pink wig, sword, and shield looking like a Dark Souls character. I wonder which beasts Burt still has left to slay, what dark nights of the soul he must endure, to get his pot of gold...

Last night, someone asked where Burt was and Hassle said "Master Burt is in his lair." Genuinely made me laugh out loud. Sums up the aura Burt's giving off perfectly.

 

[Blackstar]

Binx is the only one I want to win because I either dislike the others (Jeet and Mizzy) or am homophobic(Payton and Burt (Burt is pure kino though))

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

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People have pointed it out previously but Burt's back muscles are completely fake. You can clearly see the lat implants sticking out.

I was pretty convinced you guys were crazy with this theory. However, the closer I look the stranger they seem and everytime he does something physical he always falls severely short of what I would expect. If those really are fake muscles then the surgeon did a surprisingly good job and he probably spent tens of thousands of dollars on surgeries.

Either that or he roids like crazy while barely knowing how to lift weights, hence roid gut, and weird proportions.

 

[Godmode]

Burt maybe knows this, but he seems like a genuinely good hearted person so I don't think he is the type to try and take advantage of it or use it to manipulate production for his own benefit - even when he went off the rails and called Binx or whoever a lying cunt, he did it strictly within the bounds of this being a gameshow and trying to eliminate other contestants to win. Not only is Burt "the show" but he is also the most level-headed contestant (perhaps besides Jobe who is only a freeloader) and has generally been extremely patient and careful with his words, I also think that is why Frank is never going to turn on him (unless Burt becomes one of the very last contestants)

Are we going to memory-hole all of rape/molesting fantasies?

 

[Cope&Sneed]

Kinda surprised that Burt doesn't keep his room tidier. There's been a plate abd a Chik-Fil-A bag by the fireplace for at least 3 days now. Guess he's just not that type of obsessive.

Dark Burt realized this was an R-rated nonsense comedy show and gave up on keeping the house clean, tidy, and comfortable for the fish. Dark Burt gives no shits and will burn the house to the ground, his words.

 

[Karen Horney]

There goes another one

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

I was pretty convinced you guys were crazy with this theory. However, the closer I look the stranger they seem and everytime he does something physical he always falls severely short of what I would expect. If those really are fake muscles then the surgeon did a surprisingly pretty good job and he probably spent tens of thousands of dollars on surgeries.

He said he's $500k in debt (that he said was "including [his] mortgage and business loan"), and AFAIK most cosmetic surgery places have financing options and even their own credit cards. I'd say if he did get some implants/a BBL, that's def a good part of his debt.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

There goes another one
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The MKultra fan assassin strikes again.