Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.

Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2025 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

    Votes: 11 3.9%

  • NO. Also he is fat.

    Votes: 270 96.1%
  • Total voters
    281
I guess we'll need to wait til the full book releases (lmao implying) but based on the revisions so far I'm taking this as proof-positive he read his thread and took notes on all the mistakes we pointed out back when the first half of issue 1 dropped.

We will know for sure if Becks actually has a head in this panel when the full comic drops, because Null absolutely tore into him for this.
Why The No Face Little Lady.png
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Forgotten Beast, BrentHatleyisaCuck, koos koets and 7 others
The pedo finally stopped hiding his Twitter:

1731902780313.png

While in hiding, he was still reading the Farms and coping about it:

1731902901086.png

Damn, he makes $72k a year off the podcast and still looks like that. He's been flaunting his fast food, stock market, and video game purchases, so that whole "I lost the money" thing seems like it was all bullshit after all:

1731903060334.png 1731903086318.png 1731903120042.png
1731903172080.png1731903270199.png 1731903288263.png

"No one listens to me, buy this stock!" The stock drops 25% in value a couple days later. "Guys, really now, buy the dip!"

1731903218667.png 1731903233048.png

How's that stock doing now?

1731904134833.png

Thanks Pedo, very cool. What a life well lived:

1731903375146.png
 
Last edited:
  • Informative
  • Like
  • Lunacy
Reactions: Coal Burner Account, sixuglymidgets, Arkin O'Brien and 14 others
Balldo's Gate said:
Chris seems to be planning to try and sell the contents of the packs for a profit.
Click to expand...
Definitely. He does these incredibly embarrassing unboxing livestreams on a platform called WhatNot in his dirty ghetto duplex where he begs people to buy them directly from him. He usually pulls around 2 viewers at a time, as shown in this screenshot of Vito counting his viewers on stream:

1731905043916.png
 
  • Like
Reactions: sixuglymidgets, koos koets, Third World Aristocrat and 1 other person
Guntkvd said:
Nothing says financial stability, like flipping bugmen toys for a couple of bucks. That's not even one meal for vedo.
Click to expand...
Even if it was making him six figures to finance his FIVE STAR DAYS it would still be an utterly craven existence. It's true what they say: money can't make you stop being a gross fat nonce.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Coal Burner Account, Gorton Colu, koos koets and 5 others
Harm said:
"No one listens to me, buy this stock!" The stock drops 25% in value a couple days later. "Guys, really now, buy the dip!"
Click to expand...
I've never consciously compiled a list of people I wouldn't take financial advice from, but if I did this fat greasy pedo would be pretty much at the bottom, only slightly ahead of literally braindead people. The fact he's touting Palantir as a good buy to normies is decent proof this nonce knows fucking nothing about investing, that shit is one of the most overvalued/overpriced stocks currently in existence.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: sixuglymidgets, BrentHatleyisaCuck, dead76 and 3 others
Pill Cosby said:
Didn't he take a 13 year old girl to an event?
Click to expand...
No, he found a 13 year old at Comic-con and dragged her to a panel(?) to further harass and waste her time.

It's important to note that all of this happened in a public venue, and while nothing illegal or sexual happened, Vito is still a fucking pedophile for zero'ing in on and only convincing the literal child to come talk on his cringe podcast panel thing.
 
  • Like
  • Informative
  • Agree
Reactions: Coal Burner Account, Gorton Colu, sixuglymidgets and 8 others
Dumpster dived waifu said:
No, he found a 13 year old at Comic-con and dragged her to a panel(?) to further harass and waste her time.

It's important to note that all of this happened in a public venue, and while nothing illegal or sexual happened, Vito is still a fucking pedophile for zero'ing in on and only convincing the literal child to come talk on his cringe podcast panel thing.
Click to expand...
Thank you for clearing that up good sir. I knew it was something; glad nothing illegal or sexual happened. Still fucking dumb of Vito to take a 13 year old girl to a panel thing for a podcast for adults.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Gorton Colu, sixuglymidgets, The Ancestor and 3 others
Dumpster dived waifu said:
No, he found a 13 year old at Comic-con and dragged her to a panel(?) to further harass and waste her time.

It's important to note that all of this happened in a public venue, and while nothing illegal or sexual happened, Vito is still a fucking pedophile for zero'ing in on and only convincing the literal child to come talk on his cringe podcast panel thing.
Click to expand...
Why would a 13 year old want to go to a panel with Vito, no less?? I could understand if he looked like Jason Momoa, who has been acting suspect around children (or so I heard). But a fat fuck like him? Unless he dragged her and she tried to be polite and not make a scene.
 
  • Like
Reactions: MisterCH 86, sixuglymidgets, REGENDarySumanai and 2 others
Outer Space Traveller said:
Why would a 13 year old want to go to a panel with Vito, no less?? I could understand if he looked like Jason Momoa, who has been acting suspect around children (or so I heard). But a fat fuck like him? Unless he dragged her and she tried to be polite and not make a scene.
Click to expand...
Either she thought it would be lucrative to participate, she thought he was a gopher for someone way more popular, or she was just being polite to the Reddit retard.
 
  • Like
Reactions: sixuglymidgets, Outer Space Traveller and koos koets
Okay so not only is Vito a pedophile and a fat, he is also a gay - in a riddle only decipherable by true believers, he took Masterson's name but removed the "son" since he is on top (Juju likes to be pegged).

1732030233071.png

1732030246874.png
Twitter | Archive

1732030168828.jpeg

Interesting he decided to blur out the lifetime interest paid. So it's one of those old scams where people pay for a product, it is delayed, and the interest keeps fat boy in burgers and loli art for as long as he can keep convincing people not to demand refunds.

EDIT: The account is no longer privated just FYI.
 
  • Informative
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Coal Burner Account, sixuglymidgets, Arkin O'Brien and 15 others
Big Mommy said:
Okay so not only is Vito a pedophile and a fat, he is also a gay - in a riddle only decipherable by true believers, he took Masterson's name but removed the "son" since he is on top (Juju likes to be pegged).

View attachment 6662171

View attachment 6662172
Twitter | Archive

View attachment 6662161

Interesting he decided to blur out the lifetime interest paid. So it's one of those old scams where people pay for a product, it is delayed, and the interest keeps fat boy in burgers and loli art for as long as he can keep convincing people not to demand refunds.

EDIT: The account is no longer privated just FYI.
Click to expand...
"Don't trust the word of people that want me to squirm" people like Vito?

He was literally the one that said the money was gone and the book wasn't coming out.
IMG_4714.png

In fact, the Tweet is still up so we can finally archive it



(If anyone has a better thread archiver for twitter, feel free to archive better than I did)
 
Last edited:
  • Informative
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Coal Burner Account, Gorton Colu, REGENDarySumanai and 10 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back