Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Desktop User2]

@MNPublicRecords, come back....we miss you. The kids miss you. It's time to come home.

Please help us verify the authenticity of Spectre's sperging, if any of that holds up.

Some things may or may not have happened; I think it´s accurate, something indeed may or may not have happened. There is fuck all on his X thread.

PS: also fucking LMAO at the last xeet.

 

[Salubrious]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/page-3163#post-17784650

SO MUCH STUFF has happened this year, that "Dear John" might actually fall out of the Top-20 at this point. I forgot it was this calendar year.

Also, Nick's thread has more than doubled even after winning LotY last year.

I can't even remember what Nick did in 2023 anymore.

 

[datura_binge]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/page-3163#post-17784650

SO MUCH STUFF has happened this year, that "Dear John" might actually fall out of the Top-20 at this point. I forgot it was this calendar year.

Also, Nick's thread has more than doubled even after winning LotY last year.

My favorite thing about dear John is that it was pre-empted by the aforementioned John declaring that Nick was going off the rails too much and the entire rant was "fuck u dude no I'm not"

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

New Instagram story from April:

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I don't recall Noah having lots of sex with people that weren't his wife and doing a ton of drugs in the bible.

If he gets arrested again, we'll hit that for sure.

Best we'd get is seizing his computers.

GUAR-UN-FUCKIN-TEED
This re-tard did NOT speak to a lawyer from any USA state.

Try harder melton

You don't need to speak to a lawyer to know that this fucker committed some serious crimes if he read confidential emails between Aaron and the state / his lawyer.
Violating all kinds of ethical and legal standards. Which absolutely would get him disbarred.


The spectre report seems retarded. This guy seems unreliable taken at a good faith level of believing what he's telling you.
Which judging by the fact he has a thread. I'm going to go with yeah fuck this dude he's full of shit.

 

[Swole McPole]

I've never met a habitual cocaine user that wasn't a raging cunt or sociopath. Stimulants seem to bring out the absolute worst in anyone.

Nor have I. The ones who weren't complete cunts were either heroin addicts or alcoholics. But if cocaine addicts aren't robbing you blind, the bastards will bore you to death.

It all depends. If they’re a using addict who for whatever reason don’t have a problem getting a hold of their DOC, whether weed, coke or opiates, they can be as generous and kind as anyone.

Yeah, see above. (Seriously, compulsive cocaine use is the hardest of all addictions to be around IMO.)

 

[DumbDude43]

Can't believe Drex is the smartest nigga in the group of Minnesotan misfits.

drex knows nick since forever, so he knew better than most what an incompetent clown nick really is
because of this, as soon as he got wind of nick getting involved with criminal activity, drex immediately knew that this could only end one way (in disaster) so he made sure to get away from the situation as fast as he could

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The nerd tag has been added.

 

[not william stenchever]

I can't even remember what Nick did in 2023 anymore.

Sucked dick for cock is the free space on the bingo card.

 

[Krayt Dragon]

The Spectre Report shared this on X: (X/A)
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She ain't pleading guilty, because - or if she does plead guilty those two are now fucked. I mean they're fucked anyway, don't get me wrong, but this throws an interesting wrinkle into it. There's something - there's something else that I can't say, that I will when it's over, and it'll make you so angry at the three of them, especially the kid part of it. It'll make you even angrier about the kid part of it, um, but there's something I was told about what - what all three of them could have done, and it'll make - it'll make your head spin and it'll make you go well these people deserve fucking everything they get, um, and when this is - when this is all said and done, I'll remember to bring it back to ya.

 

[Oxyjen]

Why not just make the fucking desk spin? That would be far easier from an engineering standpoint.

Look, it’s very simple: Nick stays still, the entire universe revolves around him.

(Nerdish note - I read what was described as being the desk spinning anyway)

 

[Vernon Dozier]

I bet he has told his parents a version where Aaron caused all of this. Maybe even Aaron planted the drugs and snitched on Nick to the cops.

It depends what you think addiction is. I think it's always a choice, even if it feels like it isn't.

Nick purposely says he isn't an addict because he could just stop. Well, he certainly fucked up his life before he did, was still drinking till June 6th or so, after his kids were taken and sounded under the influence on his call into Melton.

So, in Nick's fucked up explanation, because he can exert a degree of control sometimes he isn't an addict. Like he is the first one to pull that shit. It's literally what every "addict" says.

I'll also push back a bit on what it does. It doesn't just lower inhibitions. It completely rewires your pleasure, reward and risk brain chemistry. Deep in, you can't feel happiness without it. Further in, you no longer feel happy with it, just less terrible.

If Nick is that obnoxious and unpleasant months sober, he has bigger problems than addiction.

Cocaine is the drug of choice for assholes, and then it also fucks up the asshole brain turning them into even bigger assholes.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Why is Maori
And
Spectre

Posting similar ODD claims
[both seem to excuse nicks crimes].
1. [Maori says] Cyber-crime is not illegal if... and
2. [Spectre says] Kids would not be given back to actual junkie parents.

I Talked to a lawyer friend who said...
I Talked to a MA drug lab tech friend who said...

Nobody finds this a HUGE Co-ink-A-dink

Hey retard, I'm not excusing shit. I'm just saying don't be shocked if the email shit doesn't result in his disbarment but something else does. Nick is still super fucked. Hell it even might get him thrown in jail, but disbarment is an ethics thing not a legal thing. You can be disbarred and not go to jail. You just lose your law license.

Take your retard meds.

 

[Salubrious]

Look, it’s very simple: Nick stays still, the entire universe revolves around him.

(Nerdish note - I read what was described as being the desk spinning anyway)

I just imagine it as a circular desk.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Cocaine is the drug of choice for assholes, and then it also fucks up the asshole brain turning them into even bigger assholes.

That's why I don't see him doing meth. Meth isn't cool. Coke users have sexy parties with models and swinging. Meth users steal copper from my walls. Or so a nerd cool guy like him would think


Personally I'm more shocked he hasn't ODed yet considering how much coke has fentanyl in it.

 

[Procrastinhater]

ha, nick wishes he had the tenacity of fatrick. Fatrick at least has continued to "child" and "stalker" and "enjoy prison" people for YEARS. Nick couldn't keep up his "NERD" schtick for more than, what? a week?

SOUNDS BISHMADE IF YOU WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT IT!

You're right, he doesn't have the work ethic of Pat Tomlinson.

Pat might be a lazy asshole that scrubs (and argues with) his toilets and cons the elderly into buying shit they don't need for a living and other wise sits on the fart couch drinking all day, but he is relentless at answering his fanmail.
Nick couldn't handle a week living as Pat.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Why not just make the fucking desk spin? That would be far easier from an engineering standpoint.

Look, it’s very simple: Nick stays still, the entire universe revolves around him.

(Nerdish note - I read what was described as being the desk spinning anyway)

This is the clip from March where Nick explains his crackhead idea for a new soundproof studio. He is obviously high and incoherent so it's not exactly clear what he wants, but it seemed to be something big that would rotate around and not just the desk. (from 2 minutes in)

"a central broadcast pillar with the cameras and the screens and all that shit, and then it would be modular in the sense you could move it around, basically rotate it to the backdrop that you want for the content that you want."

The way I took it is that his desk would be mounted on some circular thing which spun around, but to be honest, it's not really clear if he understands what he wants. And while he says this you can actually hear his nose kind of echo his voice as it makes noise from all the shit inside of it as he's talking.

Unfortunately, April left Aaron before they could trick him into buying into the second house.

 

[Salubrious]

This is the clip from March where Nick explains his crackhead idea for a new soundproof studio. He is obviously high and incoherent so it's not exactly clear what he wants, but it seemed to be something big that would rotate around and not just the desk. (from 2 minutes in)

"a central broadcast pillar with the cameras and the screens and all that shit, and then it would be modular in the sense you could move it around, basically rotate it to the backdrop that you want for the content that you want."

The way I took it is that his desk would be mounted on some circular thing which spun around, but to be honest, it's not really clear if he understands what he wants. And while he says this you can actually hear his nose kind of echo his voice as it makes noise from all the shit inside of it as he's talking.

Unfortunately, April left Aaron before they could trick him into buying into the second house.

I think I figured it out.

He wants M Bison's levitating desk. And JCVD's cocaine stash. Maybe Kylie Minogue too.

 

[Melty Butter]

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I assume this was from this morning?

He is live right now for his evening show. He opened with saying:

• "I had another conversation with the police today... very productive call."
• "They're very interested. They gave me some updates."
• "I was very happy with the updates I got... They asked me a few more things. They kind of let me know what's next... so that's moving forward,"

I assume he'll be clipped but it's live here. I won't be watching much more.

 

[Folgers Can]

I assume this was from this morning?

Nope, of his many annoying teases that one was from July 24th, incidentally within about a week of when the CHIPS file is generally understood to have been sealed. Surely a coincidence though.

 

[hunchbacksrus]

Another win for the toe