Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Hellion]

I really hope with whatever plea deal they're offering still, it doesn't include the dismissing of the child endangerment charge. I want Nick to have admit he endangered his kids to an open court, or have to go to trial.

 

[Chode]

Unless there is some report/complaint/petition from the County where they claimed the children were "exposed to drugs from some other source" that we haven't seen (yet somehow reacted to), Nick is misrepresenting his own words as claims made by the County itself.

I think he's complaining about the children being 'coached' in a interview (which he has recordings of) to say they were exposed to drugs. Nick's pickled brain thought that was brought up in one of the transcripts that we have, it wasn't.
So now we know at least one of the kids (the 6 year old that 'wouldn't talk like that') said there was some exposure to drugs.

Also remember he is trying to bullshit Spectre in that DM. So he'd be willing to make up 'even the kiwis are with me on this' just to pressure Spectre into capitulating to his argument.

 

[repentance]

I would add: He is discussing this, the "outside source", with Spectre while ALSO referencing April NOT being a "live-in" nanny.

I'm pretty sure what he's saying is that the previous nanny was not live in (which, as far as we know, is true) and that April was recorded as a live-in nanny in error (Kayla referred to her as the nanny, Nick said she was a visitor).

It's relevant because if it could be proven that April was living at the house then she would be just as much in constructive possession of the 26 grams as Nick and Kayla and likely to be charged accordingly. Right now April's charges are minor enough that her loyalty can be presumed. Her charges being upgraded could be a game changer, though.

The children were almost certainly given a drug screening rapid test prior to any lab tests being run and it's most likely the lab test results the GAL was waiting on so it's entirely possible Nick did know, whether he admits it or not, that one of his children had tested hot (although he may not have been told at the time which one).

 

[Vibralldo]

Surely she’s not that gullible!

Nick: "April, you need to take the fall! Kayla's threatening to put us both away if you don't! It's the only way! I'll wait for you and we can elope in Vegas once you're out!"

April: "I'm retarded enough to believe this"

 

[parsnip]

If I was April I'd rat out Nick, take the body cam money from Josh and then start a podcast about her time on balldo ranch and cash in even more. Nick is going to drop her as soon as the trial is over. He's not going to divorce Kayla because he doesn't want to get raped in divorce court. He's not nearly nice enough to April for her to continue trying to protect him. He's apparently already blaming her for things and screaming at her. Is that really what she's holding out for? To get Kayla out of the picture and spend her life with a (now poor) Nick blaming her for everything? She has a weird idea of winning if that's the case.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I think he's complaining about the children being 'coached' in a interview (which he has recordings of) to say they were exposed to drugs. Nick's pickled brain thought that was brought up in one of the transcripts that we have, it wasn't.
So now we know at least one of the kids (the 6 year old that 'wouldn't talk like that') said there was some exposure to drugs.

yeah that's a good point, none of the records released before nick SHUT IT DOWN had anything involving 6 year olds giving statements. Another common balldo swiss brained L if you ask me!

 

[repentance]

If I was April I'd rat out Nick, take the body cam money from Josh and then start a podcast about her time on balldo ranch and cash in even more. Nick is going to drop her as soon as the trial is over. He's not going to divorce Kayla because he doesn't want to get raped in divorce court. He's not nearly nice enough to April for her to continue trying to protect him. He's apparently already blaming her for things and screaming at her. Is that really what she's holding out for? To get Kayla out of the picture and spend her life with a (now poor) Nick blaming her for everything? She has a weird idea of winning if that's the case.

She can fix him.

 

[WEEKEND]

• Nick and April are most upset with Keanu because April living in the second house was not "public knowledge" (uhhhh, what? who didn't know that?)

You know I feel a little insulted that Nick thinks he's smarter than me. He really thinks he's tricking people.

 

[Kino Dogmeat]

Ethan Ralph was right when he said he had more courtroom experience than Nick and called him a shyster.

Ethan Oliver Ralph is more of a practicing lawyer than Nick at this point.

 

[Folgers Can]

Also, Nick made an offhand comment the other day about "LSD lasts too long". I know he's previously talked about doing shrooms, but has he ever mentioned doing acid before?

No idea if he mentioned it directly, but there's multiple attestations from friends that he did it to the point of infamously making a scene on it, which adds to the explanations of his brain being as fried as we see now:

Nick booked a hotel for him in Houston under a name Cecil didn't know. Cecil couldn't get Nick on the phone to get access to his room. Fortunately for Cecil, Nick had wandered into the lobby wearing nothing but a towel and on acid. Apparently Nick was locked out of his room. Cecil got Nick's attention so he could get his room.

This story was told April 10, 2024 (link to stream). Clipped the segment here for convenience.

This is the third IRL person who has mentioned Nick at public event tripping on LSD, which is insane for a grown ass man. (The other was that dumb nascar guy, who was trying to check into a hotel and he claimed Nick wandered down to the lobby in just a towel tripping his balls off.)

Kurt at the end does crack a good joke. However, it’s something to dig into. At Anime Matsuri and the more recent Nashville event Nick was high on LSD according to other people. He wandered into the lobby to greet someone while tripping on LSD. Kurt actually went to the events while Nick ditched early.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Will he HIT THAT GOAL?

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[Grayback]

"Petitioner does not explain why the district court's pretrial ruling denying his motions to suppress evidence and for a Franks evidentiary hearing requires this court's immediate review."

NICK!
NIIIIIICK!
You guys had ONE JOB!

 

[not william stenchever]

Nick and April are most upset with Keanu because April living in the second house was not "public knowledge" (uhhhh, what? who didn't know that?)

Rackets putting the second house up for sale without sanitizing the photography of evidence that Ape lived there made it public knowledge that her pussy stank. Also that fucking shower. I think the most retarded part of that episode was displaying for all potential buyers that they've not maintained the well water system. That's going to be expensive to unfuck.

 

[All becomes gunt]

The Kiwis said the children were probably coached by Nick because Nick himself said on the hearing on May 28th (less than a week after the arrest) that:

"any testing of the children that would result in drug use according to the children would be because of secondary exposure form some other source."

This was prior to tests being completed on June 6th.

I mean that's a very odd thing to say. Except of course if he knew something about it. Again this is part of all his odd behavior i keep talking about, this isn't how an innocent person talks. Someone that didn't do that wouldn't feel the need to clarify this beforehand. And here is the other issue here at hand. It's a prepubescent girl, so "secondary exposure from some other source", it's very limited the amount of sources that a little 8 yo girl can get cocaine from. It's not like she can go to her friends and ask for it, it's not like she can go to school or her church and get some. Like what would that "secondary source of exposure" even be ? This guy has cocaine in his house, his daughter was also found with cocaine in her system positive. So it was someone at the house, someone with knowledge of where his stash was.

 

[Windy Moors]

This reminds me, he’s dumb and overtly racist enough to get himself shanked in his “fuck-you-in-the-ass” federal prison. We may live to see Dick Lickeita get murdered in federal prison for opening his big fucking mouth and try to do some of his “comedy”.

A throwback to a Rekieta Facebook post in 2016. Was he pretending then, is he pretending now or did he genuinely change? The post he his replying to sounds a lot like something he has said on a past live stream. All I can recall is that he had a guest on and was trying out his wacky comedy about Michelle Obama being a gorilla.


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[Mouse Cop]

A throwback to a Rekieta Facebook post in 2016. Was he pretending then, is he pretending now or did he genuinely change? The post he his replying to sounds a lot like something he has said on a past live stream. All I can recall is that he had a guest on and was trying out his wacky comedy about Michelle Obama being a gorilla.

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What a fag. In my opinion he has always been a guy who believes what he's "supposed" to believe, and he changes with the wind. I hate comparing him to Dennis Reynolds because Dennis has one thousand times more charisma, but this reminded me of this scene from Always Sunny.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Another thing that struck me is, he is clearly reading this thread. So Balldo guy why don't you just explain to us what happened. Everyone here is willing to hear you out. You can make an account here for free and address us in person, like a man. Or you can keep whining on xitter and basically admit your guilt via your silence and bullshittery, while we keep laughing at your life falling apart.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

If I was April I'd rat out Nick, take the body cam money from Josh and then start a podcast about her time on balldo ranch and cash in even more. Nick is going to drop her as soon as the trial is over. He's not going to divorce Kayla because he doesn't want to get raped in divorce court. He's not nearly nice enough to April for her to continue trying to protect him. He's apparently already blaming her for things and screaming at her. Is that really what she's holding out for? To get Kayla out of the picture and spend her life with a (now poor) Nick blaming her for everything? She has a weird idea of winning if that's the case.

She's very desperate and delusional. Her own personal Love Quest.

 

[Vibralldo]

She's very desperate and delusional. Her own personal Love Quest.

She probably doesn't like being alone and the idea scares her

 

[Chode]

Another thing that struck me is, he is clearly reading this thread. So Balldo guy why don't you just explain to us what happened. Everyone here is willing to hear you out. You can make an account here for free and address us in person, like a man. Or you can keep whining on xitter and basically admit your guilt via your silence and bullshittery, while we keep laughing at your life falling apart.

He has to know what is admissible in court before coming up with the "real story."

Luckily with the recent denial he'll find out soon!