Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 84 27.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 107 34.9%

  • Total voters
    307
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No matter what he does for the rest of his life, he will forever be known as the man whose nine-year-old daughter tested positive for cocaine. If only somebody, a friend perhaps, had warned him to pull up from his nosedive while there was still time.
Possession of cocaine and a firearm technically. Theres where the endangerment charge comes from. He’s so fucking dishonest.

“No nerd I did not endanger my children with a shitload of cocaine while having firearms. The constitution says I have a right to have firearms while I’m high as shit off this fine Bolivian marching powder! And the fact my child tested positive for also being on it is irrelevant to my case!”

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No matter what he does for the rest of his life, he will forever be known as the man whose nine-year-old daughter tested positive for cocaine. If only somebody, a friend perhaps, had warned him to pull up from his nosedive while there was still time.
Fully healthy child according to a man that (allegedly) self doses cocaine because it "helps" him
 
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No matter what he does for the rest of his life, he will forever be known as the man whose nine-year-old daughter tested positive for cocaine. If only somebody, a friend perhaps, had warned him to pull up from his nosedive while there was still time.
Nick must be the only dumbass on earth to not understand at a basic level that being wasted off your ass and high on narcotics while in charge of your kids is child endangerment. Would enjoy seeing someone besides a drug user say the kid is normal and fully healthy. Seems like this whole mess partially started because mandatory reporters thought otherwise.
 
In the line that says,

"Petitioner does not explain why the district court's pretrial ruling denying his motions to suppress evidence and for a Franks evidentiary hearing requires this court's immediate review."

could the court just be saying that the motion did not make an adequate argument that satisfies some standard? Or would you take this line to mean that Nick's lawyers really made no argument at all as to why the court should grant them a review?
The Court is saying that the Applicant did not make ANY argument for WHY extraordinary relief should be granted. He simply asked for extraordinary relief.

Which pretty much sums up Nick's approach to law.
 
Took a glance at the description of this clip. It shows Mayr’s new angle which is worth a brief note.
I'm pressing X for the time being considering the thumbnail:
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Answer: No
(But, yeah, she's a "comedian" so it may be ironic.)
 
He may also think that the longer it takes for the case to go to trial, the more likely the prosecution is to drop/reduce some of the charges, and sometimes that does happen just to move forward to some kind of resolution. I suspect that the charge Nick specifically wants dropped is the child endangerment one and that may even happen.


Keanu's a moron. We suspected that April was living in the old house following the arrests and removal of the children. We were able to confirm it from the real estate listing photos which clearly showed April's belongings in that house.

Also, Nick made an offhand comment the other day about "LSD lasts too long". I know he's previously talked about doing shrooms, but has he ever mentioned doing acid before?
I would add: He is discussing this, the "outside source", with Spectre while ALSO referencing April NOT being a "live-in" nanny.

This would imply that he's trying to say that it's April who would have brought in the drugs, right?
If they can get April to say that she brought the cocaine to the home, yet didn't live there, it protects Kayla and Nick, right?
And if April doesn't live there, the child neglect charge against Kayla and Nick is more likely to go away, right?
Iirc, Kayla said April lived there, lol.

Which reminds me - their whole line a few months ago of her having become the nanny is ludicrous. Idiotic if they're lying about it, and even more idiotic if they actually tried that as a real scenario.

She's not a nanny. She has never been their nanny. Her being there, or next door, or anywhere, had nothing to do with nannying. (And if it did, I hope their employer tax/wages evidence is impeccable. Doesn't take much to become an employer of a domestic worker.)

Fully healthy child that (allegedly) self doses cocaine because it "helps" him
This is just speculation.

Nick's specific criminal charges aren't dependent on the kid's test results. He is correct on that point. He can be fully prosecuted for endangerment regardless.

That said, whether legally relevant for his (current) charges or not, those test results potentially say a lot about a lot in that familly. And they certainly - at a minimum - say that he and Kayla were shit parents.
 
So Skelly, when are you going to PAY MONTY?

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No matter what he does for the rest of his life, he will forever be known as the man whose nine-year-old daughter tested positive for cocaine. If only somebody, a friend perhaps, had warned him to pull up from his nosedive while there was still time.
Believe it or not having 26.67 grams of cocaine, unknown brown substances, weed gummies, firearms, and sending children to quack chiropractors IS child endangerment.
Having one of them testing positive for the drug you have almost 27 grams of just makes it worse, it's not the opposite.
 
Fully healthy child that (allegedly) self doses cocaine because it "helps" him
Look, being a kid is really stressful, okay? You remember what it was like.
You've gotta try to be cool all of the time so that you don't get teased by the other kids, you never know when you're going to have a pop quiz, you might have your iPad taken away because you did something wrong that you don't even understand yet...
And cocaine just helps her manage that stress.

Normally, the level of stress that a young child can manage is down about here:
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But when that kid is on cocaine, the amount of stress that she can handle goes all the way up to here:
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They're kinda terrible at handling stress on their own, honestly. They have no real understanding of their place in the world, no sense of self, they're super impressionable and vulnerable... when you think about it, a kid really needs cocaine even more than an adult does.
 
Possession of cocaine and a firearm technically. Theres where the endangerment charge comes from. He’s so fucking dishonest.

“No nerd I did not endanger my children with a shitload of cocaine while having firearms. The constitution says I have a right to have firearms while I’m high as shit off this fine Bolivian marching powder! And the fact my child tested positive for also being on it is irrelevant to my case!”

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"Why it is a complete coincidence that my daughter tested positive for cocaine while I, myself, have been known to occasionally buy commercial quantities and store it merely feet away from her bedroom. I once knew a child who died of Turnip overdose - and the fact her father was a Turnip farmer was perplexing and again, entirely coincidental."
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I would add: He is discussing this, the "outside source", with Spectre while ALSO referencing April NOT being a "live-in" nanny.

This would imply that he's trying to say that it's April who would have brought in the drugs, right?
If they can get April to say that she brought the cocaine to the home, yet didn't live there, it protects Kayla and Nick, right?
And if April doesn't live there, the child neglect charge against Kayla and Nick is more likely to go away, right?

My brain is scrambling on all of this so much so that I'm tagging @Potentially Criminal.
He's probably planting the seeds for his strategy of blaming it all on Aaron.
It explains why April has been sequestered away in the Balldo bunker all this time - she's going to be Nick's star witness.
Yes, it's supremely retarded, but stupid is as stupid does.
 
In the line that says,

"Petitioner does not explain why the district court's pretrial ruling denying his motions to suppress evidence and for a Franks evidentiary hearing requires this court's immediate review."

could the court just be saying that the motion did not make an adequate argument that satisfies some standard? Or would you take this line to mean that Nick's lawyers really made no argument at all as to why the court should grant them a review?
I'm not SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN but I indeed believe the Barneswalker made nothing resembling an argument germane to the central point of the petition, i.e. why does THIS case merit immediate review?

The closest it got was one sentence.

From the other thread:
One of the arguments White made in his petition was that "The question of what must be shown in the social media video context to demonstrate unreliability has never been directly answered in the context of a Franks motion."

Welp, I guess we won't get to see what the appellate judges think about that subject because he couldn't even explain why his petition was worth reading.
And as I pointed out, so what? Whatever indicia there are for such a thing, a "watermark" that wasn't even a watermark wouldn't be it, so basically, so what? Maybe the issue is unresolved, but immediate review of this case isn't going to resolve it.
 
Nick will never take accountability for anything, and that's one of the more frustrating parts of this. Literally everyone/somethings fault than his.
It sure can be frustrating to see him run away from any accountability but that can also be quite funny. With every new development Nick has to make longer leaps in logic and dig deeper into his barrel of bullshit to explain away reality. It's gotten to the point where I look forward to seeing what nonsense he will come up with next to excuse what he's done.
 
I didn’t see it posted yet, but I’ll take the late stickers if I didn’t look hard enough.

April has removed the recipe and co-conspirator nonsense from her IG and twitter bios and has replaced it with something more mysterious and deep-sounding: “God fought my battles long ago.”

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No matter what he does for the rest of his life, he will forever be known as the man whose nine-year-old daughter tested positive for cocaine. If only somebody, a friend perhaps, had warned him to pull up from his nosedive while there was still time.
The 9 year old with seizures that happened to test positive for daily use levels of cocaine is perfectly normal and healthy.
 
In the line that says,

"Petitioner does not explain why the district court's pretrial ruling denying his motions to suppress evidence and for a Franks evidentiary hearing requires this court's immediate review."

could the court just be saying that the motion did not make an adequate argument that satisfies some standard? Or would you take this line to mean that Nick's lawyers really made no argument at all as to why the court should grant them a review?
I think the novel bit that they argued (and appellate court ignored) was that relying on a livestream video for probable cause is a novel application of evidence. This was mentioned by the trial court judge though. This was a shitty case to make precedent so it was a 'No.' I can imagine another case appealed after verdict where livestream recordings was used as evidence without testimony by the person making the recording. IANAL but the trial court mentioned it so I suspect it's a real law type thingy.

mysterious and deep-sounding: “God fought my battles long ago.”

April isn't a deep thinker. This is as deep as "Jesus died for my sins."

Nick and April will be adopting the "In God's eyes, our sins are no more reprehensible than jaywalking" side of Christianity. This will be used to attack anyone that questions their interpretation of adultery and perjury. Also, "God forgives me, who are you not to?"
 
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