Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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It's getting harder and harder to like the boy I must admit. The Jessica loop (I'm still mad he let her in the last time), four broken phones this year, the increasingly lack of accountability, and now we're getting AI music slop.
Personally it frustrates me to no end that he will NEVER change his number despite the fact it would help him immensely. I have no idea how he comes to the conclusion that "changing my number=trolls win" besides the fact he is a wetbrain regard.
Just goes to show you how crippling and life ruining his ODD actually is. Can't even change his number and be more careful with who he gives it to and use something newer than an old ass iPhone 8 because that makes the troles win.

I wonder if he keeps all his broken phones in a drawer or box and it's like a mass grave for iPhones. Goth as fuck, doodt.
 
heres the list, its not updated with the most recent one tho.
Whats the total for the year? Is this the third one? I know there was the uber incident this summer. Wasn't there another at the start of the year too?
 

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heres the list, its not updated with the most recent one tho.
In descending order, this is the shit that shocks me:

  • In 7 years, he's smashed 10 iPhones. I've had one iPhone for that entire period with no cracks in it and I HAVE FUCKING MS. You know, the disease that kills you slowly and makes your hands retarded.
  • His father will continue to buy him these phones and also computers he's done this to.
  • His father will continue to buy him phones without screen protectors or proper cases that can withstand abuse.
  • His father hasn't just thrown a fucking rubber brick sat phone at him and told him to deal with it.
Man....like, at what point does this shit just become being a bad caregiver? I get that he has to maintain a relationship with a sensitive baby who flips out and stamps his feet whenever mom doesn't bring him Doritos but there's totally real solutions to a lot of these problems that aren't difficult if you give a shit about your kid and you're not a fucking walking vagina.
 
that he will NEVER change his number
He's retarded and a lolcow for a reason. Josh is josh, and he's in a situation that will only make him get worse as time goes on. He's surrounded entirely by enablers and bad actors, there is not a single person in Josh's life committed to helping him get better, this includes Clint and Tanis. It's inevitable and shouldn't be a surprise that he's going to behave increasingly erratic, and worse, as time goes on. Josh does not have the mental capacity to better his self or his situation on his own, and honestly at this point I don't think it's possible even with a dedicated team of people 24/7. That ship sailed when he left home and was setup with his own apartment that he very quickly lost responsibility of maintaining.

However, his phone number, it wouldn't make a difference if he changed it. Josh's actual friends are offline, warlord and dwarfliny. He doesn't have any other friends, he has buddy trolls. As soon as he changes his number, it'll be posted in discords and the boglim and he'll continue to get texts non-stop just as if he didn't change his number. There's no point. He's far too stupid and extremely gullible, too much to maintain even basic privacy.
 
It's getting harder and harder to like the boy I must admit. The Jessica loop (I'm still mad he let her in the last time), four broken phones this year, the increasingly lack of accountability, and now we're getting AI music slop.
Personally it frustrates me to no end that he will NEVER change his number despite the fact it would help him immensely. I have no idea how he comes to the conclusion that "changing my number=trolls win" besides the fact he is a wetbrain regard.
I'm pretty sure not changing the number is a Clint mandate. Clint apparently gets calls to their home phone and has stated before that he won't give people the satisfaction of changing his number so Josh repeats it. Really goes to show that the apple don't fall far, both of them have absolutely no idea how to deal with trolling.
 
He got "screwed out of his youtube money" because his account was in the negative from ordering too much doordash. Accountability slides off this man like water off a duck's back.
He's been to the same school of logic as our boy Russ. It's not his fault his car got repossessed because of delinquent payments! The mean old landlord refused to keep the car under lock and key away from the dang bailiffs!

Clint really is a genius, I mean have you seen his art? Avant garde.
Uh, I think you lowkey mean Ava grande, trole.

Listen Toobz, I'm not gonna beg for a new phone. It just really sucks to not have one. I had so many plans with that phone today. It is what it is, Toobz. The last thing I'm gonna do is beg on the Pufferversary, Toobz. It could be worse, lowkey. A cracker can't complain. I'm actually a really sweet guy, my phone just lowkey malfunctioned and then the screen detonated, Toobz. Anyway, I'm not begging for a new phone, it's just lowkey fusstating.
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From ChatGPT
The development of large breasts (gynecomastia) in a man with a history of mental illness and drug abuse could be attributed to several potential medications or substances. Gynecomastia is often caused by an imbalance between estrogen and testosterone levels or by drugs that affect hormone regulation. Here are some possible culprits:

### **1. Antipsychotic Medications**
- **Risperidone (Risperdal)**: Commonly used for schizophrenia and bipolar disorder, this drug can increase prolactin levels, leading to gynecomastia.
- **Olanzapine (Zyprexa)** and **Quetiapine (Seroquel)**: These atypical antipsychotics may also contribute, though less commonly than risperidone.

### **2. Antidepressants**
- **Tricyclic Antidepressants (TCAs)** and **SSRIs**: These can sometimes cause hormonal imbalances, though gynecomastia is a less frequent side effect.

### **3. Anti-seizure Medications**
- **Valproate (Depakote)**: Used for mood stabilization, it can sometimes disrupt hormone levels and lead to gynecomastia.

### **4. Hormonal Imbalance from Substance Abuse**
- **Alcohol**: Chronic use can cause liver damage, reducing the breakdown of estrogen and increasing its levels in the body.
- **Cannabis**: Long-term heavy use may also disrupt hormonal balance, though evidence is mixed.
- **Opioids**: Chronic opioid use can suppress testosterone production, indirectly promoting estrogen effects.

### **5. Recreational Drugs and Steroids**
- **Anabolic Steroids or Androgens**: Misuse can lead to testosterone being converted into estrogen, causing breast development.
- **Amphetamines** (e.g., methamphetamine): Chronic use can indirectly affect hormone levels.

### **6. Other Medications**
- **Spironolactone**: A diuretic that can block testosterone and mimic estrogen effects.
- **Cimetidine**: A medication for stomach ulcers that can block androgen receptors.
- **Methadone**: Commonly used for opioid addiction, it can suppress testosterone.

### **Underlying Conditions**
- Certain medications may exacerbate hormonal changes if the individual already has underlying liver or endocrine dysfunction from substance abuse or other health issues.

### **Next Steps**
If the cause of gynecomastia needs to be confirmed, a doctor may:
- Review the patient's medication and substance use history.
- Conduct blood tests to check hormone levels (testosterone, estrogen, prolactin).
- Perform imaging tests if needed to rule out tumors or other underlying conditions.

Treatment might involve discontinuing or switching medications, addressing substance abuse, or medical/surgical interventions if the condition is bothersome.

Lord knows what drugs he’s been taking. His body must be fried from years of drug abuse, too.
 
No you don’t understand that pink hoodie is all that’s stands between us and his alleged breasts. It’s so fucking insane i have to see it to believe it. On the one hand the compulsive liar could just be lying, but a shocker. But on the other hand maybe warlord really does have a set of frontlines. The warchests. The cannonballs. The Warloobs.

They're easily gonna be nicer than JESSICA BOYLE'S droopy tits
 
Bogologist predict that, given the accelerating rate of phone breakage, Cobes will be burning through one phone every two weeks in 2025.
Given how eager his paypigs are to throw money at him for doing nothing and not streaming it would probably be sustainable
 
Honestly I should find this whole situation funny but it just seems sad. I guess the trolls got a new thing to text him about for the rest of his life. Trolls really do rule his sad pathetic life.
 
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I think he's still getting iPhone 6's because they fit this case he loves - you can get them for under £20 now in A grade condition they are out of support an have been for a while.

I would suggest to Clint to get our boy a Tough Phone as they will last longer but I doubt Josh can even use an android phone he's not good with change so moving from a iPhone to a android device wont work he's memorised the icons he needs to know like, Phone, text, web browser and camera and if they change it's going to fuck him up an he will have a fit an break it.
 
I think he's still getting iPhone 6's because they fit this case he loves - you can get them for under £20 now in A grade condition they are out of support an have been for a while.

I would suggest to Clint to get our boy a Tough Phone as they will last longer but I doubt Josh can even use an android phone he's not good with change so moving from a iPhone to a android device wont work he's memorised the icons he needs to know like, Phone, text, web browser and camera and if they change it's going to fuck him up an he will have a fit an break it.
Well that's inevitably going to happen at some point anyways may as well get ahead of it
 
Well that's inevitably going to happen at some point anyways may as well get ahead of it

Sure but I can see Clint wanting to stretch it out as long as he could, Josh normally get's an upgrade when Clint does (or more likely after Clints other kids / wife doesn't want it or get's there old one from Clint), and honestly £20 isn't much for a phone that will keep him happy / non-pissy, my mum or my sister normally get my old kit and it keeps them happy and is more than enough for their needs.

Just imagine for a second your Clint, Wifes got your old iMac, your daughter has has your old iPhone and your old Macbook Air, Josh... well he has your old old old old iMac one of the last ones you have hanging around from your photography studio just give him one of them when he kill's the other one and you can keep him happy with a phone he likes for not much - while you love him he's not great at dealing with change an is going to fuck up something he doesn't know or like so just buy a few cheap phones a year because it's what you'd spend on coffee of food taking your other kids out or meeting them for lunch etc, best to keep him happy as long as you can.

My Mum has sight issues, an has for nearly the last 12 years so I've given her my old phones always 6in+ screens and she keep's them for as long as she can because she's "fine with them" because she knows where everything is an how it looks, it's not because she'd dumb far fucking from it (she has a Doctorate) but she needs to know what an icon is because she can't see fine detail we have the screen zoomed an the text large as possible for her but she still needs to use a magnifying glass to use her phone a lot of the time, I only say this because -

Josh's eye sight is shit, not just because of the drink but that's made it worse but because of genuine visual imparement (I honestly think he could be legally considered blind, not like cooltaste blind but closer to it than just needing corrective lenses), he's had to have catteracht surgery and that's not normal for someone under 50 baring eye trauma, he has a lazy eye they tried to correct but he fucked up but even accounting for that and the booze he has shitty vision, he needs to know what he is poking at to get a result and him using the same phone with a icloud backup that restores it 1:1 is letting him do that, and combine that with the cheap as fuck cost of the phone it makes a lot of sense why Clint keeps buying him them.
 
Yea I didn't realize a precedent has been set already and clint get him an upgrade with his own makes sense. I don't really care about phones so I only replace mine every 4 or 5 years and get it for free.
 
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