Zoey, because I know you're going to see this: get professional help. Just stop posting. That's how this goes away. If you keep posting, it will literally never, ever go away.
I know you think it's literally the end of the world that the picture of your cut up legs is archived on this site. But I assure you, you can move past this. You're young, and you have all the potential in the world. You could be as successful as you strive to be, you just have to actually try. That includes stopping this retarded internet crusade.
I know you won't listen to me. I just want to be able to say I tried before, ten years from now, it's revealed that you tried to seduce a minor, or killed someone, or killed yourself, or committed a murder-suicide, or any other mishaps you might engage in in the future. You can avoid all of that, if you just turn your life around now.
She has a thread because she kept trying to fuck with Talbott and befriended/skellyguarded the Pissminge. The more I looked into her the weirder she seemed. I actually considered having this thread spergatory'd in it's earliest days because I thought I jumped the gun, but Zoey's reactions to any slights are so disproportionate to what's going on that this thread ended up being warranted.
She has our number, bros. It's over...
Sorry troll lord fuhrer Null. This spastic BPD girl with the mentality of a small child was just too powerful for us. We let you down.
Zoey, because I know you're going to see this: get professional help. Just stop posting. That's how this goes away. If you keep posting, it will literally never, ever go away.
Does she want it to go away? This is some dumb girl with no friends who lives alone in some crappy place because her mom doesn't want to deal with her, spazzing online to nobody. She probably enjoys the fact people have suddenly started talking about her. She just pretends to be angry.
If you really think about it, us making fun of her is basically an act of kindness. That's Kiwi Farms for you: one of the internet's most active charities.
Eventually she'll (hopefully) have to get an actual irl job, and if she manages that then she'll probably stop.
Does she want it to go away? This is some dumb girl with no friends who lives alone in some crappy place because her mom doesn't want to deal with her, spazzing online to nobody. She probably enjoys the fact people have suddenly started talking about her. She just pretends to be angry.
If you really think about it, us making fun of her is basically an act of kindness. That's Kiwi Farms for you: one of the internet's most active charities.
Eventually she'll (hopefully) have to get an actual irl job, and if she manages that then she'll probably stop.
Idk, based off her video footage of her walking around in Tampa during the hurricane her laughing maniacally as if she belongs in an insane asylum makes me believe that she is as insane as she presents herself as.
Idk, based off her video footage of her walking around in Tampa during the hurricane her laughing maniacally as if she belongs in an insane asylum makes me believe that she is as insane as she presents herself as.
I don't know, I'm ~200 and not even my mattress looks that bad. Even when I was pushing 210 my older one never looked anything like that. My legs are definitely bigger than hers, going off the photos we have. I'm chalking it up to autistically jumping on the bed or some other such nonsense. Those photos just didn't look fat to me.
It's a spring mattress for sure, I don't know any memfoam ones that have that sort of stitching and checkering. Plus I think we'd be seeing more random hand/footprints or arm/leg imprints in other spots if it were. That said, she would have to be insanely big to ruin a spring mattress that badly.
Zoey, we keep making a point of this for a few reasons; chiefly because people like Talbott and Colton actively seek to take advantage of people as young as you. Secondly you're not all there in the head and need some professional help, because you have too much life left to live to throw it away so early. We were all retarded kids who did retarded things at one point, and it's coming from a place of experience.
Sometimes she's so close to normal (daganronpa shit aside) and that's part of why it's endearing. Take notes, Colton.
I don't know, I'm ~200 and not even my mattress looks that bad. Even when I was pushing 210 my older one never looked anything like that. My legs are definitely bigger than hers, going off the photos we have. I'm chalking it up to autistically jumping on the bed or some other such nonsense. Those photos just didn't look fat to me.
its a long story but basically, my dad died right before i was 16 (i was held back before btw during 2020 because virtual school was a fuckin nightmare to keep up with) and i had to move, and my mom didn’t end up re-enrolling me. she blames me for it despite the fact that i literally could do jack shit about it because i was still a child at the time
idk why cps didn’t show up, probably because i was almost 16 by the time that was happening so they didn’t see a need to intervene compared to other cases. i’ve had experiences w cps before that though and in my experience they’re pretty useless, probably bc there’s so many kids in the system that there just isn’t enough to help everyone
btw @Schizoid Wife is a sock of Sneasel and this is their instagram they have been harassing me for half a decade with lies and recently started making deepfake selfharm pictures of me View attachment 6663596
gone_fishinq is also a Lolcow who has his own thread. Maybe gone_cucking will break up with his pedophile girlfriend and zoey will be his new girlfriend, they're both Lolcows.
Nah, but seriously, this fucking thread has been a fucking whirlwind and I hate feeling like I need to make these, but eh, I like having fun...thanks for reading.
Almost immediately though, she went apeshit and started spamming whoever posted in her thread with "dislikes." One of the highlights of the slapfight was @Vibe_Guy trolling her with manifestos about complex foreign, and internal, affairs concerning socio-politics.
Can we ban this ableist from this thread p-please?! Being insulted for my autism is really triggering for me as a minority! We should make a callout on her for this! View attachment 6620166
Yeah yeah I know but I saw her legs and they didn't look fat. Maybe there's some other explanation for the mattress, idk. But I trust the legs more than the mattress as an indication of how fat she is.
I don't know, I'm ~200 and not even my mattress looks that bad. Even when I was pushing 210 my older one never looked anything like that. My legs are definitely bigger than hers, going off the photos we have. I'm chalking it up to autistically jumping on the bed or some other such nonsense. Those photos just didn't look fat to me.
I'm waiting for day moderators get sick of nuking your socks, so they let you run around here like the dog fingerblasting pedophile you tried to gay op with.
