Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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Surfin Terf said:
No, it's a fetish. If she thought that these piercings were truly ugly she wouldn't want to be a piercer so bad and she wouldn't put so much effort into keeping them symmetrical and any number of signs that she actually thinks her piercings look good.


Some of these would be good to send to MtF troons
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I admit I probably underestimate the level of retard going on here. I was hard for me to picture someone could think that shit looks good.
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I didn't even consider it you're probably right.
 
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Alright let’s settle this. Zelenskyy or crazy eyed pooner lawyer?
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That's the cutest damn clown pooner I've ever seen. I... want one.

batteredpancakes said:
The pooner lawyer posted her top surgery results. She seems to think her results are good but that wonky nipple and dog ear says otherwise.
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You can't have that bad a case of resting bitch face (excuse me, resting DOOD face) and tell me you're happy with what you've turned yourself into. Between the fucked up nips/chest and the facial expression she does in every photo, she has that overall air of pooner cope.
 
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Plum Smuggler said:
Alright let’s settle this. Zelenskyy or crazy eyed pooner lawyer?
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batteredpancakes said:
The pooner lawyer posted her top surgery results. She seems to think her results are good but that wonky nipple and dog ear says otherwise.
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Spangled Drongo said:
You can't have that bad a case of resting bitch face (excuse me, resting DOOD face) and tell me you're happy with what you've turned yourself into. Between the fucked up nips/chest and the facial expression she does in every photo, she has that overall air of pooner cope.
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This one looks kinda like Conor McGregor. Not a bad result but I presume she is a manlet. Probably not as perfect a result as she would have wanted. Also, the rotdog is not what it was cut out to be now, is it?
 
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Spangled Drongo said:
That's the cutest damn clown pooner I've ever seen. I... want one.


You can't have that bad a case of resting bitch face (excuse me, resting DOOD face) and tell me you're happy with what you've turned yourself into. Between the fucked up nips/chest and the facial expression she does in every photo, she has that overall air of pooner cope.
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Resting bitch face is when your relaxed mouth muscles give you the look of being unpleasant or unhappy.

This is psychotic sadistic serial killer face. And it's not her resting face neither, because she looks exactly the same level of unhinged in every photo she posts. I don't know how she does that with her eyes but I imagine there's no effort involved.
 
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Cronchyapple said:
Meet “Skyler Ben” a UK (Manchester) based piercing… fetishist? freak show? Mega fan? Whatever you want to call her she is a TIF that warped her body to look like an ogre.
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Yes. This is how she looks every day. And yes, her right eye has nerve damage due to the piercings she has gotten (some are done herself which is even crazier) over the years.
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I’m not even surprised she has been to a psych ward.
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So that is how she used to look. She should be the poster child of why you shouldn’t let your kids get a nose piercing.

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Final boss of neckbeards…

“This is just a joke” I mean you could pierce your roid clit… if you really want to. Add some more nerve damage to your fucked up life why not.
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She is trying to become a piercer but no one will give her an apprenticeship… jeez I wonder why…

She believes that piercings can be gender affirming…
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Anyways… I want to make a thread at some point for this TIF but I need to learn more about her before I do… like a bacteria strain in a Petri dish but it’s a fucked up lesbian.
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Imagine working in a piercing/tattoo shop and some pooner disaster who looks like a potato that had a stroke comes in and wants to apprentice. "Yeah take me under your wing, I mean I've permanently injured the nerves in my face but it'll be great advertising for the shop and your skills to be seen with me all the time" lmao
 
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Cronchyapple said:
Meet “Skyler Ben” a UK (Manchester) based piercing… fetishist? freak show? Mega fan? Whatever you want to call her she is a TIF that warped her body to look like an ogre.
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“Skyler Ben” update/additional pictures

1st thing: Skyler is asking for ur monies pls help me cut off my tits
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Link: https://www.gofundme.com/f/skyler-bens-top-surgery

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Hi, my name is Skyler Ben and I’m looking to raise money for top surgery as I’m a trans man.

Ive been out as trans for over 8 years and I’ve been on testosterone for nearly 3 years, however I’ve had a lot of setbacks when it comes to getting top surgery, I have really bad chest dysphoria and it’s my dream to get top surgery to have a chest that aligns with my gender identity.

I’ve found a surgeon who will operate on me however it comes at a cost, that cost is £5,000, not including flights and accommodation costs, I’m trying my hardest to save up as much as I can myself but any help would be amazing, I’m hoping to get the surgery end of 2025 or start of 2026, if not sooner as my chest dysphoria is having a huge impact on my mental health.

I don’t expect anyone to donate but anything helps even £1 would mean the world to me, Thankyou so much for all your support

How did this fucked up lesbian look like before testosterone?
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Oh my god

What about that eye?
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Suuureee Jan.

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Also the piercings are falling out. The universe is trying to tell you to stop this shit. I’ll update if anything crazy happens.
 
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NiKo's Deagle Miss said:
This tag on tumblr is just something.

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Despite them trying to portray this as grimy and "masculine", it is unmistakably fembrained.
batteredpancakes said:
The pooner lawyer posted her top surgery results. She seems to think her results are good but that wonky nipple and dog ear says otherwise.
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In every single picture of hers, she has the same crazed, glistening, trying not to cry eyes and it really freaks me out.
 
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