algae curtains
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This reminds me of those overly ironic america memes but instead of it being funny people are jerking off to it. I can't tell whether that's hilarious or sad
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This woman is always wearing a perpetual scowl that bleeds through all other emotions; the bitter, lifeless kind of face where you guide young children away from her based on pure animal instinct alone.
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Literally only girls make captions like these, not even the gayest man out there posts this "live love laugh" crap.
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Funny how you don't see any of these quoting/displaying Jordan Peterson or Joe Rogan or anything actual men posting dudebro content put in pictures like these
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That’s what gets me. I’m pretty acquainted with both the manosphere and with degen horny posts but this reads as an out of touch parody. Like it’s not like they actually talk to guys but it’s like they’re from another planet and have never been in the same room with a dude. Like I can’t imagine them even having a brother.
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It's like Plato's Cave but for fujoshi who's concept of men starts and ends with Johnny Depp
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And by medical condition she means one of her stupid fucking piercings clipped a nerve.
Someone should put her in an MRI to put her out of her misery.
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Can somebody make a "turkey" pooner about to get her head cut off for Thanksgiving dinner?
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Overly american? I remember seeing a f2m wearing a ten gallon hat, big belt buckle, blue jeans, brown belt, denim shirt, big boots. It was as stereotypical and deranged as a m2f troon in heels, stockings, skirt and red lips. They claim to "be" another gender yet only dress in the most stereotypical way they know of them.
Like how a trans-negro could easily just.. tan a bit and get dreads, but instead go full-on blackface and wear afro wigs with big red lips.
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lol she transitioned into Ashton / PPP
Pooner phallo expectations: stp, gay rape by deception
Pooner phallo reality: graft gets distended at the base for being too heavy. Support underwear required so the damn thing doesn’t go tear off and go flying if you have to run 30 yards. Coban tape and double condoms required to force that hog into any hole. “Milking” pee from the flesh roll and smelling like urine all the time because it drips anyway. Graft site looks like a shark took a bite out of you. Hotdog bun split when your rot dog gets infected on the inside. Graft failure, pyelonephritis, dialysis, death maybe.
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Thats fucking grim. She just looked like a normal tomboyish kid until she fucking ruined herself shoving loads of metal shit into her face and pumping herself full of wrong sex hormones.
This is obvious mental illness.
And I don't believe that all that dumb shrapnel in her face has nothing to do with her fucked eye.
Funny how it never used to be like that but then she stabs a load of cheap poorly done piercings into her face and it just so happens she gets a deformity that looks exactly like nerve damage. Plus I don't thing piercings are supposed to just fall out themselves, if they're working their way out its because she's botched herself.
Silly little girl. These Pooners are so fucking ridiculous.
Bizarro World Johnny Depp.
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They do in places which are more soft flesh than flappy skin or cartilage.
Such as eyebrow and other facial piercings.
Muskcarpone
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An MRI is a delicate and expensive piece of machinery, and I'd hate to see one get damaged. A junkyard scrap magnet would work just as humanely and hilariously and nothing of value would get damaged in the process.
Cronchyapple
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Sadly most if not all piercings are made out of non-magnetic metals. What you could use is a chunky knit sweater that gets caught on *every* single piercing. That would be painful.
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This stuff makes me feel weird to even read, it's like some propaganda brain worm stuff. Is there even a term for this kind of "meme"?
I know an FTM personally and I have always largely blamed Tumblr as that's the place they spend 90% of their time online and their Tumblr use is something they're very secretive about. It was honestly like a drug in that they were completely normal, got introduced to Tumblr for the first time and were never the same again.
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Manipulated fetish image, but instead of being a minor Vinesauce-adjacent bit it's for real.
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*almost* managing to get it is my favorite genre of troon/pooner posts
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Another badass selfie. I kinda feel bad because I think that she doesn't have any real friends. Part of the tough guy look is from the fact that her grill is messed up.
*Tried. I'll take never happened for $100 Alex. After 9/11 nobody gave a shit.
*Tried. I'll take never happened for $100 Alex. After 9/11 nobody gave a shit.
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I know a pooner just like this. It's strange how they are all attracted to cowboy larp. The one I know is absolutely obsessed with Orville Peck. She wears these awful, hideous bell-bottom jeans that reveal her FUPA in some pictures; I'd post them here, but I'm not sure anyone would appreciate the trauma. The worst part is that she isn't even American, she is Canadian.
I don't know how common this is, but she also tries to differentiate herself from other pooners and trannies by adopting this weird veneer of being right wing occasionally, despite being really involved with 'queer culture', and having many tranny friends. It just makes it so much worse that they see themselves as superior to people who are exactly like them. One of the many unbelievable and deranged things she said was something like: 'I was talking to some weird femcel about listening to IRA music and reading about the IRA, and how I like Quentin Tarantino and war literature, and she was like "oh, so the male thing isn't just a larp"'. Unbelievable ideas about what being male is.
So true. It actually makes me sick. This pooner was talking about being on Grindr once, and she was like 'oh he didn't even realise I had a vagina until we were having sex'. Thankfully, I'm sure she was just boasting about how well she passes, as this guy apparently had only female exes or something. The idea of it being so close to something more unsavoury (rape) is horrible though.
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Not Dr. Evil
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The pooner leading the charge for the ACLU at the Supreme Court.
"In a 2016 article for Slate titled “What is a `Male Body’?” Strangio wrote that he was assigned female at birth “but I have never had a female body.”
“If it takes longer to convince the world of that than it would to simply say that I was born with a female body but am now male,” he wrote, “I am invested in that longer path, because ultimately we will all be better off when we can challenge the idea that our body parts define us.”"
Transgender lawyer makes history, takes case on puberty blockers and hormone therapy to Supreme Court
"In a 2016 article for Slate titled “What is a `Male Body’?” Strangio wrote that he was assigned female at birth “but I have never had a female body.”
“If it takes longer to convince the world of that than it would to simply say that I was born with a female body but am now male,” he wrote, “I am invested in that longer path, because ultimately we will all be better off when we can challenge the idea that our body parts define us.”"
Transgender lawyer makes history, takes case on puberty blockers and hormone therapy to Supreme Court