Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Louis Beans]

Lolcow crossover

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Patrick will NEVER make himself smaller.

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Melodramatic queer. What are you even talking about? There's a box, and they want to put you in the box, and then shrink the box... What's the box in this scenario, not being a deadbeat father?

But remember who you are. You're FAT. You will NOT be contained by the box.

Ol' Farty Tits Tomlinson stealing tweets from superior men again.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Oh lawdy lawd, pig man is unironically going "jews were not the main target of the nazis....TROONS were!"
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This train of thought gotta produce some good pork for us

Okay, so that is only true as long as it relates to books. However, the Nazi spat with the Jews started before they burned that one doctor's books about child mutilation. That happened in 10th of May 1933. However, on January on the same year the undelared "Judea war" was started in which Jews boycotted the Nazis for discriminating against Jewish businesses. The so-called war was declared on March 24th, 1933 (notibly also before the Nazis started burning the troon books)

 

[AnOminous]

I still think the sum totality of everything we know points towards him being responsible for at least SOME of them. If it was just torSWATs having a giggle, who's been doing them since he got locked up?

In his plea agreement, Alan Filion of Torswats confirmed that he (Alan) had swatted himself nine times.

 

[Judge Holden]

Despite blueskx now being the one and only true home of the #resistance, fatrick continues to oinkout on xitter


As you can sneed he is replying to 9 day old xeets again and NOCHILDing obvious troll posts because he is assburgers manifest


YOU CAN NEVER PRAY TO LAY A FINGER IN ON ME ROBERT


Also it seems his "REPUBLICANS ARE LITERALLY PLANNING TO KILL US ALL" xeet made some of the larger "look at dis dumb libtard" xitter channels

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

In his plea agreement, Alan Filion of Torswats confirmed that he (Alan) had swatted himself nine times.
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If this guy did it for lols it would still demolish Pat's arguments. It would mean there's no cabal of stlaker childs SWATTTing him and his effort to #DLTIW provoked more police visits because he sperged out on twitter every time

 

[joebobmurphy]

For comparison X has somewhere around 600 million active monthly users.

That’s a looot of retards.

 

[AnOminous]

Despite blueskx now being the one and only true home of the #resistance, fatrick continues to oinkout on xitter

I wonder if he realizes he's on mighty thin ice there and if he keeps squealing and oinking at higher ranked leftists (that is anyone who is not a CIS WHITE MALE PIECE OF SHIT), he'll get banned.

More likely it's just he knows there are more people on shitter.

Also it seems his "REPUBLICANS ARE LITERALLY PLANNING TO KILL US ALL" xeet made some of the larger "look at dis dumb libtard" xitter channels

Somehow he's going to murder everyone, even though he did nothing of the sort in his first term when he had something like a mandate, and now he's going into a lame duck term where in all likelihood, the only time he'll actually be able to do anything is the first two years.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Republicans don't have to do a thing to a Liberal. They'll kill themselves. Any time those things don't get their way they either threaten violence on others which will get them put down like the rabid animals they are, or they threaten to harm themselves for the attention.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Total number of stalker children put in prison: Zero

Patrick keeps taking L after L.

 

[Jackie's Abortion]

(L) (A)

 

[AnOminous]

Lmao @ Leslie becoming such a Patposter she even knows the rodeo clown bit.

That's kind of an insult, though. I mean to rodeo clowns. Rodeo clowns are pretty badass and often their job is to distract an enraged bull so the cowboy can get away.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Oh lawdy lawd, pig man is unironically going "jews were not the main target of the nazis....TROONS were!"


This train of thought gotta produce some good pork for us

Fatrick trying to make Nazism sound more appealing is not what I expected.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

fascists used the irrational fear of trans people as their keyhole into power

This fucking mongoloid, holy shit. That D or whatever he got in history really speaks for itself.
Jews? Bolshevism? Revanchism? Economic woes? Retvrn to Hyperborea? Any of these options would have been a 10 times more apt description of what the Nazis used as "their keyhole into power."

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Fatrick trying to make Nazism sound more appealing is not what I expected.

Wasn't even the Nazi's but the university students that burned 25000 books. Many of which were books on communism that deserved the sauberung. I also don't think Erich Kastner, Heinrich Mann, Ernst Glaser were in the medical field. Nether was Friedrich Wilhelm Foerster. This fat fuck should have been put the flames during a fire oath. Being used for fuel would be the only thing this lying piece of shit would be good for.

This fucking mongoloid, holy shit. That D or whatever he got in history really speaks for itself.
Jews? Bolshevism? Revanchism? Economic woes? Retvrn to Hyperborea? Any of these options would have been a 10 times more apt description of what the Nazis used as "their keyhole into power."

It was a B I believe. It was his highest grade. Closest they came to burning trans ideology was Helen Kellers books as she was an early SJW.

 

[FinnSven]

Being used for fuel would be the only thing this lying piece of shit would be good for.

He is so fat and full of black grease that if he caught fire he would be a real life version of the constant tire fire in the Simpsons.

Milwaukee would be covered in a constant thick black choking cloud of smoke.

 

[Billy Bong]

I'm past caught up, but the arc with Old Gravy Egg and Leslie is just nuts. The Internet is a weird and whacky place. Play carefully, and don't troonj out to an old literary agent asking to give her butthole head. I shouldn't have to say that, but here we are.

I always knew Old Gravy Egg was a flake. He? Was almost as bad as Sue Lightning.

Edited to add, Pat's Twitter follower count:


Not good. Thing is, I don't think Da Numbas are ever coming back up again.
Whether he gets popped for the swats or not, or how much he loses in the MPD case, this one metric hurts the most.

 

[TheMeanOne]

Why would the Nazis burn the Torah, period? It's just the first five books of the Christian bible or something, right? If the Nazis were burning the kabbalah or the Talmud that would possibly make sense. But some of the high ranking Nazis were observant Catholics. They're not likely to burn their own scripture just because it's on scrolls not in a book.

Pat thinks he's an intellectual and it's just so cringey

 

[Dean Pentel]

A quick look at the ratings and it was IPX8 for the Zfolds 3, 4 and 5. However the water resistance is only as good as the integrity of the seals. Piggy, drunk at the time, probably damaged the seal at the usb c port trying to jam in a charging cable with his hooves, or somehow otherwise compromised the case. Look at the shit condition his MS Surface is in. He's posted photos of it with those "I Voted" stickers, some of which he stole from Nikki.

Piggy's watch is a Festina f6847. Yes, the autism, but it is the only Festina open heart and he boasted about getting it while in Europe. Let's see, mineral glass crystal-- cheap in this day and age. Wait, 50m water resistance. You can shower in it, but maybe not go swimming. One of the Pests noted Piggy used to wear a Fossil automatic, or was it quartz? It's the watch seen on his pointy finger profile photo. Probably quartz and the battery died. Piggy doesn't know how to replace the battery. It's that Problem Solving course. He didn't do well in it, so solving the problem of a dead battery is beyond Piggy.

Goddamn does Piggy have some awful taste in watches. Who the fuck wears a Fossil watch as a grown man masquerading as a professional, successful author? Isn't that something you'd buy from a store in the mall like Buckle or Journeys?

1: the concept of “knife fighting” is stupid and it’s one of those things that karate movies in the 80’s tricked kids into thinking was a thing.

As the old saying goes - the difference between the winner and the loser in a knife fight is that the loser dies on the pavement while the winner dies on the way to the hospital.

I'm willing to bet that Patrick Tomantits (and probably a good amount of others) think that knife fights commonly happen like duels featured in TV or movies. Certainly that may happen very occasionally, but the vast majority of fights involving edged weapons are someone getting attacked or jumped by one or more people wielding something sharp. I studied knife fighting for a bit (as in defending yourself from edged weapon attacks or how to cripple/kill someone with a knife) and I quickly learned two things: the best defense against an attacker armed with a knife is making a lot of space between you two damn quick, and if someone pulls a knife on you, if you pull one out yourself thinking it's going to go like some shit you did in a kali class, you're fucking retarded and you deserve what happens to you.

Republicans don't have to do a thing to a Liberal. They'll kill themselves. Any time those things don't get their way they either threaten violence on others which will get them put down like the rabid animals they are, or they threaten to harm themselves for the attention.

I don't know, kitty. Those liberals are known for being fucking awful at keeping promises. Probably best if we help them along by pointing and laughing at them.

 

[Laburnum]

If they do hold fascist book burnings under Trump the first books to go on the pyre will be the Ark books and Starship Repo.

 

[Windy Moors]

f they do hold fascist book burnings under Trump the first books to go on the pyre will be the Ark books and Starship Repo.

Enjoy smoke inhalation, fascist stalker child.