If she does end up having gallstones plus elevated liver enzymes and didn't she say she had elevated cholesterol too, then the T has really elevated her health. If we HAVE to cross sex hormone poison people for an obvious mental illness, they should at least have to be skinny and healthy pooners. Not giant pooners that are an issue waiting to happen with the extra T plus obesity.
Kaldera is abusive and problematic, but Dahmer- JEFFREY DAHMER- is uwu cutie pie and also hot and it's fine to go on and on publicly about getting rammed by him for months. Make it make sense.
Depending on the university, between 30-100 years ago tbh. It's awful out there
I'm surprised she isn't on a shitton of meds already given her size. She's at the age (late 30s) where obesity really starts to catch up to you too.
I would say she's only gotten serious problem big relatively recently though.
And her diet. I'll give her some credit for making her own baked goods, but then she goes and eats a week's worth of biscuits in one day, with said biscuit recipe being modified with cream or pancake mix or some other monstrosity.
Simple - I'd put that one down to her liking the idea of abusive problematic people, but when confronted with a real one in the flesh she disavows because they're not her preferred kind i.e. the sort she can get off to. Who even knows what goes on in that head of hers...? She calls herself the "bottom" in her imaginary relationships and probably fantasises about the mildest of BDSM practices, like the sort in trashy novels. Anyone able to find an e-book of that Loki novel she keeps going on about? I'm kind of morbidly curious to see exactly how bad it can get - knowing Staph it's probably chock full of badly written naughty scenes. If she was faced with the possibility of actual sex with Raven or any other real person she could potentially actually hook up with... I can only see her running away like the perma-virgin she is.
It'll probably never happen but I'm still rooting for her to discover the works of H.P. Lovecraft and pick an elder god to thirst after. Though I don't know if any were known to take the form of an attractive mortal man which is what Staph seems to like, I do know Yog-Sothoth has been known to impregnate mortal women so who knows, he could well take on a form to Staph's liking and we could see some new astral children with ungodly forms beyond human comprehension.
Well, I can't imagine that she would ever read Lovecraft (even if she could find a version with the spicy words removed), but we theorized that she was into one of her demon buddies because there was a cute anime version, right?
She calls herself a bottom, but she has talked about fantasies of corrupting innocence. I think she only identified herself as a bottom because it keys into her narcissism-that anyone would want her enough to do anything TO her.
She claims to have friends like Jackie and Mary, but Mary didn't even know Stephanie was giving her email address out. Does Jackie know she and Stephanie are "friends?"
Reading back through the lore, interesting that Stephanie "considers themselves an acolyte of his," but when told about the content of Kaldera's books, it's all "apparently."
And she moved out of her parents' place. Not that the Cianfriglias were paragons of health, but the mortifying ordeal of being observed makes it harder to eat entire pies and sleep on the couch.
I think she did, source: trust me bro. It might have been an audiobook, but I remember her mentioning The Dunwich Horror a long time ago--which, eww, makes sense with her fetishes. She hasn't brought up poor Howard recently, probably out of actual awareness that there's ~discourse.~
When do you think the last time someone (her dad probably) vacuumed that carpet? It’s fucking filthy.
Whoever said she was going to lean back into the Celtic shit because she finally realized the Norse stuff is full of Nazis, come collect your prize!
Staph proposes a new way of typing out runes. It's legit though, because a god told her.
How have these people made it to adulthood and never heard of an ad blocker?
Oh boo hoo, $13 a month rent. I can't stand her misuse of the word 'anymore.' She uses it to mean 'these days.'
...The point of a code is to obfuscate the message from people you don't want to read it. There being a generator means every one can read it.
Staph proposes a new way of typing outrunesCeltic symbols. It's legit though, because a god told her.
Okay new schizo theory: Staph keeps casting curses on her Kiwi stalker childs. Because she's a failwitch it just causes odd dreams instead of something actually harmful.
