Phantom pregnancy or antichrist?
I'm giving even odds.
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I'm giving even odds.
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If this was any other cow I might be inclined to agree but this a cow chosen by Magi-Chan, so I think the outcome may be something we are unable to comprehend.
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We can't top this. Close the forum, the cycle has been complete. Chris won.
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I'm on Team Word Salad here. This sounds like more dimensional merge nonsense about how he's summoning a child out of the ether.
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wait so did Chirs fuck/imagine he fucked Cabbage Patch?
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That kid is going to get groomed the millisecond it comes out the womb.
God save us.
God save us.
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That never stopped Bob from having Chris in his fifties.
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I wish I could say I'm shocked or outraged but it's more like whatever at this point. Just add another weird thing to the heap.
Chris will sucessfully run for US president in 2032 or 2036. Screenshot this.
Chris will sucessfully run for US president in 2032 or 2036. Screenshot this.
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What the fuck is this timeline
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Incels on ultra-suicide watch.
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This is nice and all, but that kid is never learning to read.
Maybe he/she will be able to draw better than Chris though.
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If true (I always want to say this because Chris is an unreliable narrator,) God help that child. Somebody actually performed coitus with CHRIS of all people. That child will have a LOT TO LEARN about their father over time.
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Hopefully not true, and this is just another case of Chris saying dumb shit. But if not...
Edit: Oh for fuck's sake, is there not a single YouTube vid that will embed?
Edit: Oh for fuck's sake, is there not a single YouTube vid that will embed?
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So Chris is going to have a child before @Null does! 
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Chris Chan being pregnant proves that MTF can get pregnant
take that transphobes
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take that transphobes
Kiwibros on suicide watch
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You're acting like Chris was ever going to lose. He IS the motherfucker, THE CPU goddess blue heart Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu. We never stood a fucking chance.
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Oh no. oh no no no no. Please let this be another of Chris' delusions, that creature should NOT be allowed to reproduce, what the actual hell?????
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I really need to get more sleep, I could almost swear that feature says Chris Chan got a woman pregnant.
I can't imagine why anyone would willingly have his child.
I can't imagine why anyone would willingly have his child.