Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Swiss46]

No way he doesn't play his switch during the birth.

 

[CruelGermanGirl]

Kristallininen?

 

[TheCrackMonkey]

Ok im just gonna fucking say it.

This is worse than finding out he raped Barb

As unironically fucking horrifying that was, it didnt involve subjecting an innocent child to life with chris chan as their fath...oh god he trooned out hes gonna pretend he's their mother fuck fuck fuck no this aint fucking happening.

And don't forget about the "soul-bonding" if said child ends up with china.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Dear god this is horrible. Legitimate awful news. That kid is so fucked.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

 

[Judge Holden]

......the fact a ween/troll/whatever-the-fuck-you-call-it-now allowed herself to be impregnated by chris just hit me

I am fucking speechless. This is too fucking horrifying.

 

[ShitLurker]

If Chris can breed you have no excuse!

 

[Dr J]

No he's not. The case with Barb was sealed and thrown in the Trash. Chris is a free man. The state does not give a single solitary FUCK.

I said at the time that the authorities always handling Chris with kid gloves is going to lead to somebody being seriously hurt one day

 

[AbyssGazer]

My honest reaction:

 

[AssistantWeasel]

Is there any proof of this actually being real?

 

[Dean Pentel]

Ok im just gonna fucking say it.

This is worse than finding out he raped Barb

As unironically fucking horrifying that was, it didnt involve subjecting an innocent child to life with chris chan as their fath...oh god he trooned out hes gonna pretend he's their mother fuck fuck fuck no this aint fucking happening.

Oh, it gets even worse than that. We all know he made Flutter cosplay as Barb to achieve an erection.

 

[Judge Holden]

Oh, it gets even worse than that. We all know he made Flutter cosplay as Barb to achieve an erection.

I hate you. I actually fucking hate you. Redeem yourself by fucking killing me right goddamn now.

 

[P-38 autist]

Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
View attachment 6680187
I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.

please be some elaborate prank. pleeeeaaaaassssseee be a fucking prank

 

[Crex Crex]

Is there any proof of this actually being real?

If it's real, God isn't.

 

[Newfag14]

INCELS YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE ANYMORE
If Chris is going to have kids, so can you...

 

[FrancoSupremacist]

Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
View attachment 6680187
I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.

Who tf allowed Chris-Chan to breed? You know how they say your children are 10 times worse than you? Well imagine a child 10 times worse than Chris-Chan, God help us all.

THE ULTIMATE LOLCOW DEMON BABY.

Forget demon baby, this is the LOLCOW ANTICHRIST.

 

[Somewhat Spacey]

Alas, the Anti-Chris was born!

 

[Sugriva]

You guys are retarded for believing this.

 

[missnaptime]

surely protective services would have to step in???? he raped his own mother??????????????????

i fear this is the onset of armageddon or the second coming. please, god, let this be bait

 

[Atlas Sneezed]

IT IS DONE