Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

so will Chris kid have a thread?

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

i still hold the case that there's no pregnancy
however, if we entertain for a moment that there is

everything that happens in chris' life feels like it oughta have some greek myth or tragedy analogous to it
which one are we mimicking now?

 

[HanyuuF]

If Chris Chan can start a family what’s our excuse….

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Few people know this but this is the real lore as to how the god emperor of mankind was created.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

I'm calling this now, and you can screenshot this if you want for later but, this is a elaborate troll and there will be a hypothetical abortion.

 

["Controlled Demolition"]

i still hold the case that there's no pregnancy
however, if we entertain for a moment that there is

everything that happens in chris' life feels like it oughta have some greek myth or tragedy analogous to it
which one are we mimicking now?

The Tyronean Horse.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

so will Chris kid have a thread?

Ralph's kids have threads, Chris's kid will absolutely have one.

 

[Norvic 2 The Ressurection]

I choose to believe this is a long conning troll looking to take control of the Sonichu IP in a childcare settlement.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

So.....since we are all fucking drowing in horror right now allow me to make shit exponentially more miserable.

Will it be worse if the child is a boy, or a girl?

If its a girl.....yeah I dont think I need say more.

If its a boy though, Chris will probably try to troon him out the way he trooned himself out so he can get his precious Crystal

no, i don't think chris will have sex with his daughter
and no i don't think chris will make his son be a girl, he's not a pageant mom, he's very much in the camp of hippie "follow your feeeeeeeeeeeeeelings and all that", i don't see him forcing anything identity-wise on the kid

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

If this is real how do we know chris won't rape the kid?

 

[Epic Fail Man]

If Chris Chan can start a family what’s our excuse….

That's like saying if a black ghetto Shaniqua births 15 poverty ridden babies turned criminals why can't you. Anything is possible with a lack of self-awareness.

 

[Lurker]

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Ralph's kids have threads, Chris's kid will absolutely have one.

Where is it in PG?

 

[Crex Crex]

It's going to look like the Eraserhead baby with a sonichu head.

 

[TotalWeenDeath]

 

[Easterling]

If this is real how do we know chris won't rape the kid?

We dont...

That said I honestly don't buy it for a second, he'd of been dropping hints at having sex again way before

 

[DHugo]

My man is preparing for lolcow of the year 2025.
Can Rekieta's bodycam footage carry him to another victory?

 

[Stan]

I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.

The Dimensional Merge is so fucking on bros. It's going to be a girl and he's going to name her Crystal like he always said he would do.

 

[Galeocerdo]

Chris Chan is becoming a parent?
JS This is what we get for killing Peanut, the 2016 Harambe curse has been replaced.

 

[I was a Teenage “JA”-man]

It’s first words will be “Hmmm… yeah.”