Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[A-Logato]

If there's one time I'd be happy with social services getting involved and taking the demon spawn away it would be this one.

 

[Makhnovshchina]

 

[Space Police]

anguis bibimus
Corpus edimus
Sanguis bibimus
Corpus edimus
Sanguis bibimus
Corpus edimus
Tolle corpus Satani
Ave
Sanguis bibimus
Corpus edimus
Tolle corpus Satani
Ave, ave, versus Christus...

Your Latin is wrong, chuddy. It should be "sanguinem" because it's not a neuter noun. But my God, I wish Chris was neuter now.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

What if Liquid Chris is the father?

 

[Haramburger]

Chris can't even take care of himself. If he does impregnate flutter, that poor kid will have a sociopathic mother who has a thing for guys who rape their moms and then a dad who can barely take care of himself and thinks he's Jesus

Typical Appalachian upbringing to be frank

 

[Optimus Prime]

In the event this is true...HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Way to go Chris, you unimaginably stupid dumbfuck. All the money you burn on toys? Kiss that goodbye because that shit factory that could be popping out of Flutter is going to sink the tugboat for at least the better part of the next 20 years, if it doesn't straight up die for any number of reasons, most of them involving the fact you'd be a terrible parent.

Like, this is Chris we're talking about. He is not prepared to handle the sheer amount of trouble a baby is, which he's just going to dump onto Flutter. At the core here, Chris probably only sees this as possibly getting a new goddamn toy, like he's always treated it as being since the Golden Age.

There is no scenario where this ends well for Chris, short of it him spouting more omnipotent god prophecy bullshit as usual that has no basis in reality.

 

[I HATE THE ANTICHRIST!]

his mother (we don't know if she's bad or not) or internet weens.

She started talking to him when he was in jail for raping his elderly mother. I can't imagine her being a good person

 

[Megagi La Skunk]

I know this is late and very retarted but as if Chris Chan ""Girlfriend"" pregnant. Does that mean the merge is on?

 

[Judge Holden]

Oh look I just remembered this video exists....

As is tradition on this thread.....fucking kill me

EDIT: and ofcourse its remake...

Here is the transcript

 

[Glowie]

Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
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I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.

Inb4 it's another cartoon in same vein of magichan and Sonichu himself.

Flutters isn't preggers judging from lack of delivery of maternity care packages (which could be replaced with cold hard cash) Finnish maternal care is alien to you guys as our language.
Expecting mothers can either receive box filled baby supplies or money.
God forbid if Finland becomes birthplace of spawn of Chris, Chris isn't fit to be a father nor Flutter being a mother.

When I heard this news this song came to mind

 

[Local Fed]

We're getting real close to hearing the seven trumpets recorders of the apocalypse.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

I know this is late and very retarted but as if Chris Chan ""Girlfriend"" pregnant. Does that mean the merge is on?

the merge has been on for ages now
but it's "on" the same way as when the DMV tells you your request has been "processing"

 

[Beautiful Border]

Is anyone else sick of all these Hollywood remakes? Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, and now Rosemary's Baby. Smh

 

[Bill Jensen is Chris G.]

In the video I heard "somewhere around that time", not "summer".

Flutter's probably insane but I don't think she'd fuck Chris/

 

[Jack Noir]

I'm not religious, but I'm praying that this is just another one of Chris's delusions.

 

[Inside your walls]

If its true, will the baby get its own thread and the "orbiter" tag like Xander and Rosie did?

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

If its true, will the baby get its own thread and the "orbiter" tag like Xander and Rosie did?

knowing Null the baby will probably get a care package complete with a little custom printed onesie mimicking the Classic^tm

 

[kuzburger]

Hope I'm not late for this

 

[FightenGnome]

As much as we'd all like this to be true, let's be honest. Chris-Chan got cucked. No way did his HRT ridden swimmers able to find their way into a womb.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Unless they raise the Kid in Finland and her family pulls a Vickers that kid is fucked.