Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

FightenGnome said:
As much as we'd all like this to be true, let's be honest. Chris-Chan got cucked. No way did his HRT ridden swimmers were able to find their way into a womb.
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everyone is talking about chris
but what do we know about Flutter? i mean i know acquiring sex is easy as fuck for a woman as long as she looks even mildly like a human person
but is she the type of person to go out and just casually fuck someone else? how autistic would she realistically be?
 
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Doom House V said:
I still like to think Flutter is a troll and is just receiving gobs of tard cum as a 'bit'.
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Nigga.....i actually dont have fucking words for this.

Like I wanted to go on some spiel about fucking trolls being autists n shit but....no my brain just shuts the fuck down when i try to cobble together an answer

This happening has unironically fucking defeated me. I am beaten. I am broken.
 
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Doom House V said:
I still like to think Flutter is a troll and is just receiving gobs of tard cum as a 'bit'.
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>haha guys check it out im gonna contact chris chan as a joke
>haha do you dare me to meet him up irl as a joke
>im gonna fly chris chan home as a goof
>im gonna take chris chan home lol look guys isnt this hilarious
>what if i had sex with chris chan... for laughs
>i cant believe youre all making me have chris chan's baby haha this prank is going to far haha
>haha guys i birthed chris chan's baby as a joke haha
>bro i married him i fucking pranked you all so hard
>i bet you didn't expect me to start a loving family and grow old with chris chan as a joke haha i'm so crazy
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
>haha guys check it out im gonna contact chris chan as a joke
>haha do you dare me to meet him up irl as a joke
>im gonna fly chris chan home as a goof
>im gonna take chris chan home lol look guys isnt this hilarious
>what if i had sex with chris chan... for laughs
>i cant believe youre all making me have chris chan's baby haha this prank is going to far haha
>haha guys i birthed chris chan's baby as a joke haha
>bro i married him i fucking pranked you all so hard
>i bet you didn't expect me to start a loving family and grow old with chris chan as a joke haha i'm so crazy
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Thing is.....this is unironically possible

We have seen how some trolls can get with chris chan. Allowing themselves to not only get fucked but bear his child is entirely in the realm of possibility.

I actually feel ill right now. This shit is too much for my system to handle
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
...what the fuck did I unleash upon the world...
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Literally the worst thing I have ever seen on the farms.

I have been here over ten fucking years. Your post hurt me worse than anything else I have seen posted in that time.

You fucking broke me nigger. Congratulations. Enjoy your empire of absolute fucking misery.
 
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