Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[National Defense Advocate]

Women be like "erm ackshully we SHOULDN'T be treated like tradable cattle " but then let Chris-Chan nut in them.

 

[King Metalia]

Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
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I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.

It looks like Chris's "blood, tears, and semenal descent" finally payed off.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Women be like "erm ackshully we SHOULDN'T be treated like tradable cattle " but then let Chris-Chan nut in them.

most women don't know what they truly want, they say "oh we want a man who's normal and nice and handsome and has a boring career" but they don't know their true urges
women want a sperg
bitches love a sperg

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I'm shocked Chris doesn't already have a child. Grady "Crab Boy" Stiles had kids and he was a sociopath with crab hands and had far less celebrity.

 

[Forgotten Beast]

Now that I think about it, it isn't in Chris character to not brag loudly about something like that and keep quiet about things he can rub on his enemies' faces; that's how the whole Barbussy saga was discovered. If it was true he'll be dropping not so subtle hints everywhere, not waiting for some ween's superchat to say something. I believe that this is Chris' mushmouth making it sound like "summer" like the CWCki server guys say.
Maybe I'm just deep into the denial stage of grief, but now I'm firmly on the "not happening" camp.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Women be like "erm ackshully we SHOULDN'T be treated like tradable cattle " but then let Chris-Chan nut in them.

/pol/ is that way sir.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

Needless to say, real father hood would be quite a shock for Chris

Sonichu, who calls him "father" is a sycophant basically created in adulthood to love and obey and serve Chris, meanwhile his Sonichu babies Sonee and Rosee are only there to validate his autogynephilia and look cute before he shoves them off on their Hispanic nanny and then Chris goes years without even thinking about them

A real baby who cries and has diapers to change won't be like that!

 

[ASeabear8952]

The dude that was posting his CHRIS CHAD x Flutter fan fictions in here before he got thread banned is probably overjoyed right now.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Now that I think about it, it isn't in Chris character to not brag loudly about something like that and keep quiet about things he can rub on his enemies' faces; that's how the whole Barbussy saga was discovered.

he held off on that one for very long, he didn't brag about it
he only hinted at it thinking it wouldn't be discovered because he has no concept of how much other people can glean, and told someone he thought was close in confidence
i still hold that it's more likely than not that there's no baby, he was talking theoretically
but assuming there was, hiding it is exactly the kinda thing chris would do, especially now that he has learned

 

[31 Black]

Needless to say, real father hood would be quite a shock for Chris

Sonichu, who calls him "father" is a sycophant basically created in adulthood to love and obey and serve Chris, meanwhile his Sonichu babies Sonee and Rosee are only there to validate his autogynephilia and look cute before he shoves them off on their Hispanic nanny and then Chris goes years without even thinking about them

A real baby who cries and has diapers to change won't be like that!

Nor will the baby be able to go forth and zap to the extreme.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

All of pregnancy related posts were removed from r/chrischansonichu.
Before:

After.

The cope is real.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

The dude that was posting his CHRIS CHAD x Flutter fan fictions in here before he got thread banned is probably overjoyed right now.

WHAT? i missed out on this, please link if they're still up

 

[K!w!Fartz]

nigger

 

[DSHK]

Do they actually have legislation regarding legal names? Where is the line? How is it determined? What happens if someone has one and they go for citizenship?

The shit eaters banned the name Adolf after the war, idk about finland though.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
View attachment 6680187
I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.

This is it.
The antichrist is coming.
Now is the time to turn to Jah.

 

[deadson]

I'm trying to catch up, just seeing this for the first time.

I don't know if I'm horrified, disgusted or disappointed that there's a potential baby coming from Chris. Possibly all three, hats to tell. Maybe when I'm plastered I'll be able to tell.

 

[TomServo]

God always keeps his promises!

Next, Nick Bates will finally get to marry Anna!

Thanks, I just threw up a little.

 

[ASeabear8952]

WHAT? i missed out on this, please link if they're still up

Search the posts from @My Earnest Opinions. Dude was schizoposting in here like crazy early on.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

All of pregnancy related posts were removed from r/chrischansonichu.
Before:
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After.
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The cope is real.

Actually, no, some still happen, but all of them are in the megathread now. Forgive me for sperging.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Hopefully flutter will give birth in Finland, if she is pregnant, where they don’t allow ridiculous names to be registered.

“I’m not gonna name him NIGGER, I’m not gonna name him FAGGOT BOY! I’M NIOT GONNA NAME HIM ADOLPH HITLER!!!!” - Jace Connors.