Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

Idiotus Maximus said:
You know, sometimes I get low, sometimes I worry about my own self worth, and then I log in to KF and see shit like this, and I think "yeah, you know what, I'm doing all right". Comparatively speaking, I'm doing fucking fantastically. Cheers Chris, you weird little fuck.
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I mean, you're comparing yourself to a schizo super autist who raped his mother and thinks he's Jesus. Being better off than him is setting the bar pretty low.
 
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DSHK said:
The shit eaters banned the name Adolf after the war, idk about finland though.
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now I´m curious about what kind of names give finnish to their childs, at least it can´t be that bad as the venezuelans and their millions of "maicols" and "yuesnabis"
 
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I would rather bossman have children than Chris chan. No amount of watching the omen, Rosemary's baby and end of days is going to prepare us for the birth of Chris chans child. When that day comes, earth will be smote by the power of autism to create the ultimate creature. Flutter was not a gf, she was a concubine for chris chans siring.
 
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You’ll see me in Hell Mister Moon. IMG_6405.jpeg
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
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I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.
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Every time, every single time I leave for a few days some insane shit happens.

It's like a meme at this point, how it keeps happening?

Moreover, is this the birth of the Anti-Chris?
 
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Assistant Manajerk said:
A few things came to mind.

1: This could be a delusion.
2: As stated before, Chris' HRT could have sterilized him, or at least made him less able to impregnate Flutter.
3: Even if Flutter is with child, is it really Chris' or did she cheat?
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like they said in the ocean of comments, Chris is a retarded liar, he also invents stuff and has the head full of delusion dumb crap like when he married a mewtwo and his purple recolor, or maybe he´s fantasizing shit again
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you can also expect complete hellish chaos from this lolcow, remember when he fucked barb and the first hours before the total scandal, a lot of people (myself included) couldn´t believe the absolute cursed shit news that fall upon us
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
View attachment 6680187
I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.
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I'm gonna genuinely feel so fucking bad for that kid if they're ever born into this world.
 
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A Wumpa Fruit said:
like they said in the ocean of comments, Chris is a retarded liar, he also invents stuff and has the head full of delusion dumb crap like when he married a mewtwo and his purple recolor, or maybe he´s fantasizing shit again
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BUT
you can also expect complete hellish chaos from this lolcow, remember when he fucked barb and the first hours before the total scandal, a lot of people (myself included) couldn´t believe the absolute cursed shit news that fall upon us
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I'm still betting on option C: She cheating on him with an Indian, child is borne black. Chris kills himself in grief.
 
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Darksy DePhil said:
If a leaked video of Chris fucking Flutter akin to the gunt thumb sex tape ever pops up i'm going to lose my sanity. It's gonna be up there with the axe wound, the bluespike antics and the incest.
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I wonder what sex acts Chris will commit, and try to pass off as his own inventions in said video?
 
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Soi Woh Jak said:
I would rather bossman have children than Chris chan. No amount of watching the omen, Rosemary's baby and end of days is going to prepare us for the birth of Chris chans child. When that day comes, earth will be smote by the power of autism to create the ultimate creature. Flutter was not a gf, she was a concubine for chris chans siring.
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The Dark Tower Book 6: The Song of Flutter

Edit: can we just preemptively call the baby Mordred if it's a boy 😁
 
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Even ignoring about the possibly having a child or not, the fact he's fucked at least three women is insane.

If someone told himself in 2007 this without context, he'd be the happiest man alive

This is probably the first time he had sex with someone without rape or paying them
 
The Honkler Cometh said:
Look I'm really sorry to powerlevel but I have to let this out;
I broke up with a girl I thought was The One today. We're both 30, all the pieces were in place for us to be life partners and eventual parents together. And today it's all blown up and completely blindsided me.
Then I check my beloved retard watching website and see this feature.
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FUCK
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What happened w/ her?
 
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