Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Debbie Macomber]

Bob's ghost right now

"I never thought you were capable of this. I underestimated you, I never thought this day would come. You don't need me anymore."

 

[Fetid Queef]

I can't believe this fucking troon is going to have a baby.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Soi Woh Jak]

Also does this mean null is the Godfather for that kid? That might be a good responsibility for him to take up.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

I thought he was dating autistic faggot.
I fucking hope, if this dark prophesy is happening... that kid is born in Finland and mother lives here. There is zero possibility Chris will get any kind of custody or even unsupervised visits here I think, when that relationship ends at some point, most likely when kid comes.

 

[ovqsnfat]

So what your telling me is that in roughly 2 decades we will be able to bind the House of Gunt to the Chandler bloodline and finally birth the Kiwisatz Haterach, the ultimate lolcow.

 

[Machinedramon]

You know coathangers are cheap

 

[Pickle Inspector]

If it’s true Chris is going to give the biggest stress sigh of his life if it turns out to be a baby boy.

 

[nvrwastetree]

I really hope he means in his mind and not for real. Oh god Chris, and Gypsy Rose Blanchard reproducing is scary.

Not only that, Flutter looks like even though Chris said in her 30s, her face makes it look like she's a 12 year old on a heavy dose of Prednisone (you sometimes will gain a lot of weight). If this is true, neither are mentally fit to be a parent, especially Chris. Watch him flip out on his Twitter/twitch stream when he gets the news it's a boy, and not a girl as Jesus Christ Chris Chan predicted. If this is true, I feel bad for the kid. He/she is going to grow up with a retarded, delusional, incest loving father (can't wait for the kid to call Chris "dad" and watch him throw a temper tantrum and blame it on the trolls), and a mother who looks like she is 12 still attempting to get rid of the baby weight in her face, who also loves men who rape their own elderly mothers.

 

[Éamonn Ceannt]

I wake up and this is the first thing I see. Jesus wept.

Oh also hi everybody so glad I could join you for the end of the world. We are so fucked.

 

[Markorian]

Not only that, Flutter looks like even though Chris said in her 30s, her face makes it look like she's a 12 year old on a heavy dose of Prednisone (you sometimes will gain a lot of weight). If this is true, neither are mentally fit to be a parent, especially Chris. Watch him flip out on his Twitter/twitch stream when he gets the news it's a boy, and not a girl as Jesus Christ Chris Chan predicted. If this is true, I feel bad for the kid. He/she is going to grow up with a retarded, delusional, incest loving father (can't wait for the kid to call Chris "dad" and watch him throw a temper tantrum and blame it on the trolls), and a mother who looks like she is 12 still attempting to get rid of the baby weight in her face, who also loves men who rape their own elderly mothers.

I just want to ask you. Do you  really believe that child will have a better life if it's a girl?

 

[Lando Griffin]

I really hope this isn't real.

 

[Snuckening2]

I am so happy for Chris, that she has finally acheived her dream of getting pregnant

 

[Deezy]

Yeah, I dunno, I don’t really buy it. I’ve listened to it a dozen times and I can’t hear “summer” in that clip. I think it’s either wishful thinking, or CWC purposefully trying to throw his viewers off, which he’s known to do in ham-fisted fashion.

I do not doubt for a second that there are women who are mentally deficient or crazy enough to try to impregnate themselves on Chris, so it’s possible it will happen in the future, but I really super duper doubt that’s what’s happening right now.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

ANYBODY WHO BELIEVES THIS SHIT, ID LIKE TO SELL YOU A BRIDGE WITH CHRIS-CHAN'S GORGEOUS FINNISH GIRLFRIEND TOPPED WITH MERGE EVENT.

 

[King Kiwi]

I don't believe shit until I see the ultrasound.

Chris is going to have to do better than cryptic taunts. He can't even troll people without help.

Even if he did procreate, does he expect the baby to live?

Maybe that's why he's in Finland?

 

[megafag]

Chris expects a child this summer.

I didn't think he'd get a girlfriend after that whole motherfucking garbage

 

[Carlos Thin]

Is the Christal arc finally coming to fruition?

 

[Sweet Ch1llie]

It is very possible we all just misheard "summer".
It is also very possible those 2 are actually trying for a child.
Either way, these months will be insane as we wait for a literal motherfucker to announce "Crystal is here". If it's a boy, Chris will simply adjust the lore, or - you know, adjust the boy himself to fit his vision.
I can't wait for this to unfold, one way or the other.

 

[Éamonn Ceannt]

If it's a boy, Chris will simply adjust the lore, or - you know, adjust the boy himself to fit his vision.

I hope he does that rather than aborting or transing his son. I could see him do that due to an autistic obsession with his gobshite prophecy.

 

[Soyjak Enjoyer]

If you're someone who stopped actively following chrischan shit, every time you do hear about it it feels like TV show that's jumped the shark again and again. Oh now he believes in a dimensional merge, now he's fucked his mom, now he's having a baby, these writers sure have gone off the deep end