Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

Soyjak Enjoyer said:
If you're someone who stopped actively following chrischan shit, every time you do hear about it it feels like TV show that's jumped the shark again and again. Oh now he believes in a dimensional merge, now he's fucked his mom, now he's having a baby, these writers sure have gone off the deep end
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It's the Chris Chan TV special. Just in time for the holidays. We might even get a christmas time pregnancy test update to confirm whether or not the pregnancy is real.
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
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I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.
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Bro thought his past life was too easy so he decided to spawn with the worst RNG in the whole world and beat life in Hell mode 💀💀💀💀💀
 
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It's shit like this that makes me believe that it's sometimes far too easy for any egghead to pop a kid into this world and raise them however the fuck they want. Think of all the human suffering the world would have been spared of if that austrian idiot didn't make eugenics uncool.
 
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I know that a lot of you are saying this validates abortion an eugenics but I disagree. If anything this proves why we need to ban abortion and eugenics: more lolcows for us to laugh at.
 
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Real talk though raising a child is incredibly expensive. I have no idea how he pays his bills, but dude is gonna need to start making a lot more money if he's expecting to keep his kid(s)
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It's not under normal circumstances. I bet lactation won't be a problem if both parents switch turns.
 
Soyjak Enjoyer said:
If you're someone who stopped actively following chrischan shit, every time you do hear about it it feels like TV show that's jumped the shark again and again. Oh now he believes in a dimensional merge, now he's fucked his mom, now he's having a baby, these writers sure have gone off the deep end
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If it were a Soap Opera what would it be called?

My vote is on 'The True and the Honest'
 
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This shit truly is the closest we're ever getting to an IRL Truman Show huh?

That said... any possibility that the father is someone other than Chris?
 
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