Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Spangled Drongo]

It honestly might be a kindness if the child is extra low functioning, at least it may not be aware of the hell it exists in.

Or the kid gets taken away by authorities because Chris is so obviously an unfit parent, and gets a good foster family and the early intervention he/she needs to not be a complete fuckup/drain on society. Though I wonder how that works, too, if they'd have to find foster parents that specifically weren't particularly online/hadn't heard of Chris or there'd have to be a deal made that the kid will never know who their real parents are.

Though imagine being a grown adult, you had a loving adoptive family, may have had a few issues in school (thinking absolute best case scenario here), perhaps bullied a little or were the quiet awkward kid and struggled a bit to keep up in class, perhaps had to repeat a grade, but you got the support you needed and graduated just fine, possibly went on to university... but one day you become curious about who your real parents were since your adoptive family never mentioned it and avoided answering the question whenever you tried to ask, so you take a DNA test... now THAT would be one hell of a bombshell right there.

 

[RollOverBeethoven]

Did Chris make sure to leave gallons of his jizz in glass tuperware in finland? Could be how he believes that is gonna have a kid come into the world and its somebody telling him they are using the jizz for artificially induced pregnancy (invetro fertilization?).

Perhaps his only real chance at creating offspring is to make a homunculus out of his tard goo.

 

[Virtual Boring]

Quit reading the farms for a couple days and the tards keep tarding. Hopefully not a cross over between this and the tard baby general. Whatever God is out there, please help this child (or imaginary child, I feel sorry for them too).

 

[WeWuzFinns]

If Chris manages not to feed Crystal coke he will be better parent than rekieta

 

[Übertroon]

I'm refusing to believe that a 42 year old fat autistic man that has taken HRT and does zero dieting or excersise has any functioning sperm left.
If doctors are helping him conceive they're up there with Mengele and John Money

 

[Snusmumriken]

This child may come to be the new most documented person on the Internet. Praise be.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I step away from the front page for a few days and this happens?

 

[Northern Blockhead]

God apparently exists, and he is one giant ass troll.

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

Grandma Barb.

Yep, that kid is getting absolutely no advantages in life to start off with.

 

[Bobbobson]

Those gallons of frozen Fanta finally were put to use.

Just a reminder that this is a man who thought he's growing a vagina when his taint started to rot. His understanding of human anatomy comes mostly from porn and anime. Just because he's expecting a child doesn’t mean he gets one.

 

[okyt]

As a Swede, it doesn't surprise me that it would be a Finnish woman that would carry Chris's baby.

 

[ElseWorld712]

Community Happenings in 20 years:

Spawn of Chris Chan filmed himself having sex with his fathers Blow up sex doll. Merge soon.

 

[Judge Holden]

If Chris manages not to feed Crystal coke he will be better parent than rekieta

God....imagine being a worse fucking father than Chris Chan...

- picture unrelated -

 

[Hellbound Hellhound]

Inceldom is a hoax.
Darwin was proven wrong.

I think the chances of an incel getting laid are low, but not at zero. Same with "Honor Roll" getting laid. "Flutter" just happens to be one of the very few women on this planet who may be attracted to him, and they met up, in defiance of the odds. After he incested.

If Chris proves anything, it's that the most important quality you need in order to attract a woman is self-confidence. You can have absolutely nothing else going for you, but provided that you can project self-confidence, then there will be some woman out there who will manage to take a fancy to you, even if they have to be mentally unsound in order to do so.

While incels spend their entire lives in front of a computer screen, writing long screeds online about why they can't find a partner, Chris is putting himself out there and proving them wrong.

 

[Flutterz14]

Kyrie eleison

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

So let me get this straight. Some Finnish fucks have a special needs daughter. They let her hang out with a troon who's been in jail multiple times, the last time for fucking his own demented mother. Not only they are OK with this, they allow them to fuck which will 100 percent lead to some ultra special needs child being born which none of those two are equipped to take care of. Well that may sound harsh, but now I think Finland should be nuked right after UK and Canada.

 

[Xev]

So let me get this straight. Some Finnish fucks have a special needs daughter. They let her hang out with a troon who's been in jail multiple times, the last time for fucking his own demented mother. Not only they are OK with this, they allow them to fuck which will 100 percent lead to some ultra special needs child being born which none of those two are equipped to take care of. Well that may sound harsh, but now I think Finland should be nuked right after UK and Canada.

Maybe Cabbage is an orphan living off finnish tugboats

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

Whatever God is out there, please help this child (or imaginary child, I feel sorry for them too).

God made this happen in a country that has a cross on its flag buddy. ;D

 

[alan wake]

I wonder if chris will force his kid to transition if it's a boy

 

[InfiniteGodmode]

Hoping that this child will be taken away like with Anaconda Sin's daughter.