Weird looking men thread - Men that are odd looking, celebrity or otherwise

some historical figures

dirlewanger with his weird lightbulb shaped head:
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sartre with the funny eyes:
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also arafat always looked kinda retarded imo
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You'll never see a woman who looks this weird be the lead in a film
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Actor Spencer Treat Clark, who played the young Lucius in the first Gladiator and was on Agents of SHIELD and Animal Kingdom
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In my admittedly weak searching I couldn't find out what was wrong with his eyes, but it's like he has no pupils
He also sort of reminds me of the Toob
 
Ryan Gosling is ugly and looks like he was hit in the head with a shovel at birth. If you find him attractive you: 1. have been psyopped by Hollywood; 2. are face-blind. He is so goddamn disproportionate, I have no clue why he gets fawned over.
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omg not fair, NOW he's botched but he USED to look pretty charming

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With those soft eyes, small nose and delicate mouth I figured if he had a sister she'd be decent looking.
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Lmao nevermind.

In my opinion, a big chin on a woman is a truly hideous addition to the face. Men can sometimes get away with some extra chin but it really does kill any sex appeal a woman might have.

Conversely though, I think some women can get away with a recessed chin. It can give them a sort of cartoonish cuteness, whereas it's a death sentence for penis owners.

Check out Celine and Joan's mansize mandibles and then compare them with the chin deficient lady and gentleman.
 

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I just discovered this thread. It's great. Some of these guys made me laugh out loud.

And if the Irish are practioners of "bad breeding practices" (as in, no contraception and abortion) then I can't wait for you to say the exact same thing about every other ethnic group on Earth, as no primitive or medieval person had access to either of these practices.
I know this was a while ago, but I can't believe nobody responded to this. Most ancient peoples have had all sorts of access to contraception and abortion, as well as infanticide. Celery, for example, was used as an abortifacient. Aristotle described abortifacients, so did Galen. Ancient Babylonians described abortifacients. The Bible describes an abortifacient. Silphium was used so much as a birth control agent it was driven extinct. Etc. So this is just nonsense.

Thread tax: Cillian Murphy has always seemed uncanny valley to me
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Aristotle described abortifacients, so did Galen. Ancient Babylonians described abortifacients. The Bible describes an abortifacient.
Those plants are still around - but aren't they extremely toxic plants, that are hard to dose correctly? Like hemlock, the poison Socrates killed himself with, or taxus.
It's possible most of the tragic legends and folk stories about women who poisoned themselves because of a heartbreak, were actually cases of accidental abortificient overdose.

It's not like people nowadays don't overdose with something for attention or to actually suicide, but I think the historic connection of heartbreak + plant poisoning specifically seems just too apparent.
 
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He does look funny but slapping on a beard helps.
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I’m sorry but Rowan Atkinson in Blackadder II was sexy and this is a hill I will die on.
Nobody was more surprised than I was to see that after him playing Blackadder I. But yes. Also a very smart chap, and surprisingly based .
(Rick mayall also wonderful as Flash.) WOOF!
 
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