Weird looking men thread - Men that are odd looking, celebrity or otherwise

[DickMain]

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But by all accounts, they were nice lads.

am DRUNK and i am MATI (at other stuff) but isn't that all that matters

(naw it's fine to have preferences for appearance but i feel bad for these dudes if they were really nice actually)

The ruddyness is what's most apparent but what does it is the chubby cheeks and scowl combo along with the pointing, something about it ain't right, there's some sort of consanguinity going on or perhaps a curse of some kind.

why tf do they all look like they ahving heat stroke lmao

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i'm so ssorry dude but i have just never understood why people think you're cute

 

[2mm and 99 others]

If you know the phrase "left wing socialism" you've seen it:
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Spoiler: collection

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The ruddyness is what's most apparent but what does it is the chubby cheeks (...)

That's called alcoholism, but there is definitely something going on with socialist mafia politicians apart from that. As for the pointing finger, you can see it by muslim leaders a lot.

Spoiler: Assorted Humans of Socialism

 

[Walking Abortion]

He's not the weirdest looking but I will never understand how on earth Brendon Urie managed to accrue such a huge fanbase of his own personal arse lickers. Even if he didn't look so strange, he always gave me bad vibes, even when all my high school girl friends were fawning over him in his heyday. I'll put it this way - I wouldn't wanna be alone with him.

I think it's primarily the weird eyebrows and humongous forehead that make him look so off-putting to me. This hairstyle especially did not do him any favours.

 

[PandaChai]

Cameron Nicoll, presenter for Planet Wild.
Brit based in Berlin, sus.
Not to be confused with weird looking boy, Cameron Nicoll, though there is some resemblance.

 

[Xenu Warrior Princess]

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Daniel Emilfork

When I first saw The City of Lost Children on 1995, one way I would describe it to others is that Ron Perlman was the most normal looking adult in it.
Danielś Krank was excellent and the opening sequence of the film is awesome.

 

[Meursault's gun]

Ryan Gosling is ugly and looks like he was hit in the head with a shovel at birth. If you find him attractive you: 1. have been psyopped by Hollywood; 2. are face-blind. He is so goddamn disproportionate, I have no clue why he gets fawned over.

 

[TractorGirl]

Ryan Gosling is ugly and looks like he was hit in the head with a shovel at birth. If you find him attractive you: 1. have been psyopped by Hollywood; 2. are face-blind. He is so goddamn disproportionate, I have no clue why he gets fawned over.
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Yes!!! It’s like someone shrunk his eyes and squished them too close together, and gave him a weird mouth. He’s not attractive.

 

[Nikon_Camera]

I heard long-term alcoholism does that. Makes the face bloated from the fatty liver disease.
Makes sense as Leonardo is an alcoholic. That's why he still very much 'parties and yachts' even at 49 years old.

It's just the type of aging, like women getting bulbous nose at 50s(example Celine Dione).
I got the same thing going on, I lost elegance in my face and now look like a fat trucker, pray for me...

 

[PandaChai]

I lost elegance in my face and now look like a fat trucker, pray for me.

I have prayed to the Lord our God that He grants you gainful employment in a profession that matches your looks
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A fine addition to my collection of autism face

 

[S@credC]

When tom cats aren’t neutered they develop ‘onion head’ which is how it sounds, a big round fat head. Leo is a bit of a human tom cat so that’s my scientific proposal to why his head is massive.

Well, damn, it's true:


So, is the cure for this to snip Leo's balls?

What about attractive men who hit the wall?

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[Otterly]

Of all the rat faced males in Hollywood Steve Buscemi is the least offensive because it fits his characters and he was never pushed as a hottie

I feel like I have to defend the man, he is a fantastic actor.

If there was just some way to shrink his freaksihly bulbous head...

This looks like some kind of health issues/birth defect to me - his right ear is not formed correctly.

He's probably been posted, but if we're talking about the Irish I can't not post Shane McGowan.

Now Irish people I think can be really attractive. Lots of red hair, and lots of that very pale skin and black hair/blue eyes combo which is lovely. I will admit to showing my kids a picture of Shane when they refused to brush their teeth one night. Thanks Shane!

The ruddyness is what's most apparent but what does it is the chubby cheeks and scowl combo along with the pointing, something about it ain't right, there's some sort of consanguinity going on or perhaps a curse of some kind.

lol kier starmer should be in here. He looks like a bit of ham.
The pointing - I actually can explain this one. Pointing used to be seen as really rude. It was not done at all. Pointing at someone like they are doing would be likely to get you into trouble In the north of England at least, if you pointed at someone like that you were starting a fight. It was seen as extremely aggressive and rude, and I remember my parents telling me off for pointing (unless required.) so these guys are acting like hard men - they probably don’t even realise consciously what they’re doing, but they’re able to point like that because nobody can hit them back.
The Islamic stuff is different, that’s a specific one fingered gesture.

 

[DickMain]

Ryan Gosling is ugly and looks like he was hit in the head with a shovel at birth

omg he is literally me

 

[Jaws Of Hell]

All this thread makes me think of is the disproportionate standards for men and women when it comes to fame. You'll never see a woman who looks this weird be the lead in a film, or have any role that isn't weird friend, background character, or villain.

 

[DickMain]

All this thread makes me think of is the disproportionate standards for men and women when it comes to fame. You'll never see a woman who looks this weird be the lead in a film, or have any role that isn't weird friend, background character, or villain.

Excuse me?

(not to shit on her or any of the films she's in specifically but this is definitely something that comes up for us too)
I also probably should have mentioned Sigourney Weaver, but she's (probably) liked for more than her looks.
I'm being off topic, but I think it definitely comes up for men too.

 

[Jaws Of Hell]

Excuse me?
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(not to shit on her or any of the films she's in specifically but this is definitely something that comes up for us too)
I also probably should have mentioned Sigourney Weaver, but she's (probably) liked for more than her looks.
I'm being off topic, but I think it definitely comes up for men too.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

All this thread makes me think of is the disproportionate standards for men and women when it comes to fame. You'll never see a woman who looks this weird be the lead in a film, or have any role that isn't weird friend, background character, or villain.

Whenever I see men bitching about ugly, fat female characters being pushed down their throat, all I can think is, yeah, welcome to every woman's experience with mass media since the 70s.

Anyways, actual on-topic post: sometimes Dave Bayley looks very British in one of the best ways:


But most of the time he just looks very British in one of the worst ways:

 

[DickMain]

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You know what the funniest thing to me about this was I was thinking of Sarah Jessica Parker and for whatever reason pulled up Julia Roberts. I completely blanked on the name and thought "you know what this is close", but now that I have them side by side I feel pretty bad for even doing that to Julia.

 

[Otterly]

Ryan Gosling is ugly and looks like he was hit in the head with a shovel at birth

He does now, he’s had some weird plastic surgery that has messed him up badly.

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

You know what the funniest thing to me about this was I was thinking of Sarah Jessica Parker and for whatever reason pulled up Julia Roberts. I completely blanked on the name and thought "you know what this is close", but now that I have them side by side I feel pretty bad for even doing that to Julia.

Julia Roberts was stunning when she was young.

Young Sarah Jessica Parker was semi cute though. She was nowhere near the levels of oddness reached by the moids in the thread.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Well, damn, it's true:
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So, is the cure for this to snip Leo's balls?

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Is that really Chris Evans in all 3 of them? Because holy shit, thats unfortunant.