Weird looking men thread - Men that are odd looking, celebrity or otherwise

[Miriam Margoyles]

Abortion was legalised six years ago, NOT three years ago.

Ah, Jaysus, ye've got me there, so. To be sure, those three years make ALL the difference in the world, Paddy, so they do. Oi'm ever so sorry, so Oi am, that's waaaay better.

 

[Windows 10 Upgrade]

I am Irish, birth control is absolutely not frowned upon and is actually free for young women, what are you talking about?

Abortion was legalised six years ago, NOT three years ago. Most Irish people look average and normal, like most people around the world. I highlighted RT Game and Tubridy precisely because of how hideous they are compared to the average; Tubridy in particular is generally regarded as weird looking.

Your entire comment is completely devoid of facts and reads like a paranoid, anti-Irish screed.

It takes approximately 13+ years for a human being to effectively reproduce (ok, make it 10 in some places) and what @Miriam Margoyles said was true - thousands of years and dozens of generations of bad practices have led to the uglifying of the Irish, so saying "oh we stopped doing that six years ago" does not cancel out the thousand of years of potato-babies being allowed to grow up and breed unchecked!

 

[The Crescent King]

It takes approximately 13+ years for a human being to effectively reproduce (ok, make it 10 in some places) and what @Miriam Margoyles said was true - thousands of years and dozens of generations of bad practices have led to the uglifying of the Irish, so saying "oh we stopped doing that six years ago" does not cancel out the thousand of years of potato-babies being allowed to grow up and breed unchecked!

Killing unborn babies is wrong. And if the Irish are practioners of "bad breeding practices" (as in, no contraception and abortion) then I can't wait for you to say the exact same thing about every other ethnic group on Earth, as no primitive or medieval person had access to either of these practices.

RT Game isn't even fully Irish - his mother is Canadian.

 

[Dysnomia]

What about attractive men who hit the wall. Example:



Why do some men get all pumpkin-headed even when they aren't fat? What is going on to cause this? Is it like what happens with orangutans?

And I don't know what is going on with Johnny Depp. Maybe there's a portrait of him locked away somewhere getting prettier.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Why do some men get all pumpkin-headed even when they aren't fat?

I heard long-term alcoholism does that. Makes the face bloated from the fatty liver disease.
Makes sense as Leonardo is an alcoholic. That's why he still very much 'parties and yachts' even at 49 years old.

 

[Dead Wife]

What about attractive men who hit the wall. Example:

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Why do some men get all pumpkin-headed even when they aren't fat? What is going on to cause this? Is it like what happens with orangutans?

And I don't know what is going on with Johnny Depp. Maybe there's a portrait of him locked away somewhere getting prettier.

When tom cats aren’t neutered they develop ‘onion head’ which is how it sounds, a big round fat head. Leo is a bit of a human tom cat so that’s my scientific proposal to why his head is massive.

 

[Neodanthril]

It is very funny to me that most of the men posted in here are jews

 

[Carnavoyeur]

Happened across another Japanese Moonman the other day on Instagram.

 

[Chandelier]

Joey Batey who plays Jaskier in Netflix's 'The Witcher'. His is the face that launched a thousand ships (literally, there are 22k fics between him and Geralt on Ao3). I, however, do not understand the draw. He has the rat phenotype and is already balding like Hbomberguy.

He came out as bisexual in the later seasons, where he kisses Radovid. The kiss managed to be the least interesting thing I watched. He discusses said bisexual arc in this (archived) Puke News article.


I do not get the draw. He's fucking balding. Meanwhile, here's his video game counterpart:

From: "I'll give you head on my shoulders" to "I need Head & Shoulders."

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Look, as a right-wing woman I love Trump and all, but JD gives me the creeps. He looks like a Neanderthal who was unfrozen from a block of ice, experimented on, but broke out of the lab to become a supervillian that battles the Justice League. That and like he constantly smells a fart. Male resting-bitch-face.

 

[unexpected onions]

Finn Wolfhard.



I wouldn't call him ugly, but there's something weird about him that makes him look like a serial killer.

 

[Internet Wizard]

Finn Wolfhard.

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I wouldn't call him ugly, but there's something weird about him that makes him look like a serial killer.

Something about the sunken cheeks and eyes makes people give off a serial killer vibe. I feel like it's half the reason they chose Penn Badgley for You

It's hard to say what it'd take to fix this since some guys pull it off and others don't

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see my comment on RT, above

Close enough welcome back Jake Gyllenhaal

 

[Pizza Time]

Joey Batey who plays Jaskier in Netflix's 'The Witcher'. His is the face that launched a thousand ships (literally, there are 22k fics between him and Geralt on Ao3). I, however, do not understand the draw. He has the rat phenotype and is already balding like Hbomberguy.
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He came out as bisexual in the later seasons, where he kisses Radovid. The kiss managed to be the least interesting thing I watched. He discusses said bisexual arc in this (archived) Puke News article.
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I do not get the draw. He's fucking balding. Meanwhile, here's his video game counterpart:
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From: "I'll give you head on my shoulders" to "I need Head & Shoulders."

I think he looked fine in the first season with the short hair but who the fuck thought it was a good idea to grow it out? It makes him look like a cosplayer who didn't bother doing anything with his hair.

 

[DumbDude43]

Big Lenny's terrifying muscle gut is one of the natural wonders of the world.

natural? nah
this is what they call "roid gut" it happens to bodybuilders who take human growth hormone to grow their muscles (it also makes their internal organs grow which leads to this bloated gut even at low body fat)

 

[Red flag]

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Look, as a right-wing woman I love Trump and all, but JD gives me the creeps. He looks like a Neanderthal who was unfrozen from a block of ice, experimented on, but broke out of the lab to become a supervillian that battles the Justice League. That and like he constantly smells a fart. Male resting-bitch-face.

It's the same picture:

 

[PandaChai]

He sort of looks like a cross between the above, that he's trying to remember if he's met you before, and wondering where a bad smell is coming from

 

[Peristaltic Pump]

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Dresie and Casie were twin Afrikaners who were photographed by Roger Ballen and became globally infamous for their appearances. They were mentally retarded and couldn't control their drool or speak. But by all accounts, they were nice lads.

Famous picture:



Them years later at a nursing home in Namibia:

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Big bullet heads, blank expression, sticky out ears. Is that not just how Seth Effrican men are supposed to look?

 

[Mound Dweller]

If you know the phrase "left wing socialism" you've seen it:

Spoiler: collection

The ruddyness is what's most apparent but what does it is the chubby cheeks and scowl combo along with the pointing, something about it ain't right, there's some sort of consanguinity going on or perhaps a curse of some kind.