Weird looking men thread - Men that are odd looking, celebrity or otherwise

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Dysnomia said:
And I don't know what is going on with Johnny Depp. Maybe there's a portrait of him locked away somewhere getting prettier.
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I legit feel saddened that there is a younger generation who think Depp is a scruffy, unwashed mess. Depp in his prime was beautiful. If only he had developed his own personality instead of LARPing as Hunter S. Thompson and had accepted that he was a better actor than musician. I suspect things would have turned out differently for him.

He isn't the victim he's been made out to be either in regards to Amber Heard. Quite the opposite, in fact.

Though I've never been particularly interested in celebrities, he used to be my favourite actor. Now I can't stand to look at him.
 
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S@credC said:
Yes, it is.

EDIT: I'm a little surprised you were able to recognize him on sight alone.
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What can I say, Ive seen a lot of capeshit. The best cap is bearded cap. The 2 last pics is something though. Do you know where theyre from?
 
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Wuornos said:
I legit feel saddened that there is a younger generation who think Depp is a scruffy, unwashed mess. Depp in his prime was beautiful. If only he had developed his own personality instead of LARPing as Hunter S. Thompson and had accepted that he was a better actor than musician. I suspect things would have turned out differently for him.

He isn't the victim he's been made out to be either in regards to Amber Heard. Quite the opposite, in fact.

Though I've never been particularly interested in celebrities, he used to be my favourite actor. Now I can't stand to look at him.
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Depp was ridiculously handsome when he was young, but now he's a gross abuser (no I will not engage in amber v Depp debate, I do not care what you think). Anyway this id what I picture when people say his name now:
 

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S@credC said:
Well, damn, it's true:
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So, is the cure for this to snip Leo's balls?

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I got my cat Charlie neutered at five months. He was still pretty small. Now he's a year and a half and his head is so smol. Apparently smol head can happen if you neuter before puberty. But I didn't know the big cheeks go away after neutering. I have another cat that was neutered later in life. But he's so fluffy I can't tell if anything changed.

Who is that guy? It looks like he's sucking on a lemon and enjoying it.
 
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Couldn't find any mention of Gordon Ramsay yet whose face looks like a wrinkled old leather glove.

I think he paid women to say he is handsome on Kitchen Nightmares. Hideous fucker.
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Serious question: why does he look so fucking bad, and always has? Like, I remember seeing him on a cooking show when I was a kid and thinking he was in his early 60s but he was actually like 36. Especially his chin- it looks like he had work done but it was botched and scarred horribly. I know he spent time in France and had a drinking problem, but it's not like he was an obsessive tanner and being alcoholic is the natural state of the British, so I'm not sure it's what wrecked him so hard.
 
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Disgruntled Pupper said:
Serious question: why does he look so fucking bad, and always has? Like, I remember seeing him on a cooking show when I was a kid and thinking he was in his early 60s but he was actually like 36. Especially his chin- it looks like he had work done but it was botched and scarred horribly. I know he spent time in France and had a drinking problem, but it's not like he was an obsessive tanner and being alcoholic is the natural state of the British, so I'm not sure it's what wrecked him so hard.
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This is Gordon at 19 !!!
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You can find a video of him being an apprentice with Marco Pierre White. Let's just say he got the bad end of the deal with the Br*tish genetics. But as for what made him leathery, I'd say bad genetic skin and heavy use of coke. Coke in the kitchen at that time was like a modern day Zyn.
 
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This whole thread made me think of a scene from Fargo. For reference, the guy Marge is trying to get a description of is played by Steve Buscemi.

Marge Gunderson: Okay, I want you to tell me what these fellas looked like.
Hooker No. 1: Well, the little guy was kinda funny-lookin'.
Marge Gunderson: In what way?
Hooker No. 1: I dunno, just funny-lookin'.
Marge Gunderson: Can you be any more specific?
Hooker No. 1: I couldn't really say. He wasn't circumcised.
Marge Gunderson: Was he funny lookin' apart from that?

 
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