Weird looking men thread - Men that are odd looking, celebrity or otherwise

[Chromeo]

Labour MP for North West Cambridgeshire, Sam Carling.
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If there was just some way to shrink his freaksihly bulbous head...

 

[candlejack]

If there was just some way to shrink his freaksihly bulbous head...
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This is really sad actually, he'd be so normal and even cute for an Engl*sh lad the poor thing.

Here is my weird looking crush, bbno$. I almost posted him in the handsome men thread but it felt wrong because he looks like a gay art teacher. He's so cheesy and cute.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Evil Among Us made a video about ImAllexx, a YouTuber who I had never heard of, but who's apparently just been exposed as a domestic abuser.



I can't imagine any self-respecting woman ever wanting to be in a relationship with this scrawny, whining, chinless, fucking rent boy looking faggot in the first place, let alone allowing themselves to be abused by him. I'd sit on the little cunt if he tried that shit.

I did enjoy the girlfriend's Baneposting, though.

 

[Internet Wizard]

If there was just some way to shrink his freaksihly bulbous head...

Speaking of bulbous:
Meet u/Dragonfire302280 - "actor, musician, author, poet and a star wars nerd generally an around fun-loving person!"
Posted to r/Looksmaxxing with "28, chronically single. I know my forehead is huge, I can't change that"

There's having a bulbous head and then there's doing everything to draw attention to your bulbous head

Spoiler: Better things to do than fix that though!

I would feel sorry for him if not for the fact that shaving his head and growing a beard out (and also maybe not tilting your head down all the time for some fucking reason) would fix maybe 90% of the problem here

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Speaking of bulbous:
Meet u/Dragonfire302280 - "actor, musician, author, poet and a star wars nerd generally an around fun-loving person!"
Posted to r/Looksmaxxing with "28, chronically single. I know my forehead is huge, I can't change that" fucking reason)

That's just Yakub.

 

[Chromeo]

This is really sad actually, he'd be so normal and even cute for an Engl*sh lad the poor thing.
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Here is my weird looking crush, bbno$. I almost posted him in the handsome men thread but it felt wrong because he looks like a gay art teacher. He's so cheesy and cute.

I'm so sorry but he looks like Lin Manuel Miranda pulling an ahegao face

Speaking of bulbous:
Meet u/Dragonfire302280 - "actor, musician, author, poet and a star wars nerd generally an around fun-loving person!"
Posted to r/Looksmaxxing with "28, chronically single. I know my forehead is huge, I can't change that"
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There's having a bulbous head and then there's doing everything to draw attention to your bulbous head

Spoiler: Better things to do than fix that though!

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I would feel sorry for him if not for the fact that shaving his head and growing a beard out (and also maybe not tilting your head down all the time for some fucking reason) would fix maybe 90% of the problem here

Someone should just sell these ugly guys a copy of Photoshop. The giant encephalitis heads can totally be fixed (the harelip, not so much.)

 

[Internet Wizard]

The giant encephalitis heads can totally be fixed

What gets me about this is that his skull is objectively fine

For some absolutely unthinkable reason he deliberately WANTS to pass his balding off as a genetic anomaly by tucking his chin in, combing his (remaining) hair back and taking mostly front-facing pictures. It actually makes me MATI how he’s 28 and completely oblivious to this while bitching abt being hideous (or playing it up for some humiliation kink which would be fitting for a redditor)

 

[Dysnomia]

What gets me about this is that his skull is objectively fine
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For some absolutely unthinkable reason he deliberately WANTS to pass his balding off as a genetic anomaly by tucking his chin in, combing his (remaining) hair back and taking mostly front-facing pictures. It actually makes me MATI how he’s 28 and completely oblivious to this while bitching abt being hideous (or playing it up for some humiliation kink which would be fitting for a redditor)

I think there's a legit deformity here. He's got a scar from a repaired harelip. It might be part of a larger issue. That's unfortunate and not his fault. But he could try harder to make himself look less weird. I'm wondering if he's trying to play the "Feel sorry for my unfortunate condition" card. Reminds me of the Matthew Sweet song "Superdeformed".

If he was a woman he'd be trying like mad to minimize his deformity. Men who look weird don't seem to bother with that most of the time. They just expect you to want them because they exist.

 

[Feral Postie]

Martti Syrjä looks odd in virtually every photo that has ever been taken of him and I can't be the only one who thinks this.

If the kids in primary school didn't compare him to a lightbulb they missed a great opportunity.

 

[The Crescent King]

This thread has proven that English men are ugly as sin, but the Emerald Isle has some of its own disgusting specimens to offer. RT Game is genuinely one of the ugliest men I have seen in my entire life, he makes me so physically uncomfortable that I can't watch his videos knowing his appearance.

He somewhat resembles disgraced former presenter of the Late Late Show, Ryan Tubridy.

 

[PandaChai]

There should be some way to give oneself a TMI reaction (which for some reason isn't available in the "Smilies" section) because

I have awful taste in men

and I kind of find RT cute

 

[batteredpancakes]

RT Game is genuinely one of the ugliest men I have seen in my entire life, he makes me so physically uncomfortable that I can't watch his videos knowing his appearance.

He looks like what a lot of troons would have looked like before they trooned out. He even has an autogynesmile.

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On a similar vein, I always thought Richard Ashcroft from the Verve was weird looking. I would see the Bitter Sweet Symphony music video as a kid on TV and be fascinated with how skinny and knobbly he looked.

 

[unrealistic expectations]

Sports is definitely cheating but I was surprised a search for Derrick White returned no hits.

He looks like a 40 year old baby.

 

[Lady Bizness]

This is some great shit yall keep it coming. Makes me nostalgic for the Something Awful Ugly People thread.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Actor Matty Cardarople is a good one. He's 41 years old.

He definitely has some kind of congenital disorder. Maybe klinefelters or even marfans?
He apparently and unfortunately had a stroke at some point and has a hole in his heart but he seems okay going by his instagram.
Seems like a nice dude.

 

[Feral Postie]

This thread has proven that English men are ugly as sin, but the Emerald Isle has some of its own disgusting specimens to offer. RT Game is genuinely one of the ugliest men I have seen in my entire life, he makes me so physically uncomfortable that I can't watch his videos knowing his appearance.
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He somewhat resembles disgraced former presenter of the Late Late Show, Ryan Tubridy.
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RTgame may look weird, but he's a youtuber who isn't fat or (as of yet) creepy so he's winning compared to most of them.

He's probably been posted, but if we're talking about the Irish I can't not post Shane McGowan.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

I bet he had an entire page here

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

This thread has proven that English men are ugly as sin, but the Emerald Isle has some of its own disgusting specimens to offer.

Ireland is even worse because of one factor. Catholicism. They literally didn't have access to legal abortion until about three years ago and birth control is frowned upon.

That means all the congenital defects and deformities that could (and arguably should) have been wiped out centuries ago were allowed to continue unabated and get worse and worse.

Every now and then, an Irish person will be good looking and they will be an absolute fucking smokeshow, but that is literally like a mathematical anomaly, and probably a result of all those defects building up and cancelling eachother out, or something. C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER.

Most Irish people look like the deformed, toothless, alcoholic bog-people they truly are.

 

[The Crescent King]

Ireland is even worse because of one factor. Catholicism. They literally didn't have access to legal abortion until about three years ago and birth control is frowned upon.

That means all the congenital defects and deformities that could (and arguably should) have been wiped out centuries ago were allowed to continue unabated and get worse and worse.

Every now and then, an Irish person will be good looking and they will be an absolute fucking smokeshow, but that is literally like a mathematical anomaly, and probably a result of all those defects building up and cancelling eachother out, or something. C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER.

Most Irish people look like the deformed, toothless, alcoholic bog-people they truly are.

I am Irish, birth control is absolutely not frowned upon and is actually free for young women, what are you talking about?

Abortion was legalised six years ago, NOT three years ago. Most Irish people look average and normal, like most people around the world. I highlighted RT Game and Tubridy precisely because of how hideous they are compared to the average; Tubridy in particular is generally regarded as weird looking.

Your entire comment is completely devoid of facts and reads like a paranoid, anti-Irish screed.

 

[PandaChai]

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see my comment on RT, above