Avowed - Obsidian's new game, like Pillars of Eternity meets Elder Scrolls

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Jfc. I have no issues with hiring female game devs who are not retarded. I'm talking the chicks who are no scoping bitches left n right in CoD, not these shitty self insert fan fiction writers.
 
Jfc. I have no issues with hiring female game devs who are not retarded. I'm talking the chicks who are no scoping bitches left n right in CoD, not these shitty self insert fan fiction writers.
Sadly, those are very rare and are not nearly enough to cover gender parity quotas that a lot of nations enforce. Hence you get the DEI brigade.
 
Is there really anybody who thinks this will be good? I thought the first Pillars was barely passable as a game but it was a worse RPG than previous Obsidian games and had one of the dullest original fantasy settings. Didn't even bother with the sequel because it retconned the ending of the first game to be entirely pointless, besides looking like ass. After Outer Worlds, I wrote the studio off as dead.
 
Jfc. I have no issues with hiring female game devs who are not retarded. I'm talking the chicks who are no scoping bitches left n right in CoD, not these shitty self insert fan fiction writers.
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I have no issues with hiring female game devs who are not retarded
To work in game dev you have to be somewhat retarded/autistic - retarded because literally any other software dev branch pays better, autistic because you have to like video games in the first place. You just can't be a leftard, or the game's story will be absolutely shit.
 
The writing was on the wall with the big titty werewolf and that slut with the mohawk in Tyranny.
 
I can't wait for retard nv fans to white knight this pile of shit because it somehow "owns Bethesda tards"
Obsidian cockswaddlers are just as obnoxious as Bethesda cockswaddlers, maybe even more so given their worship of nv and The Outer Worlds (which sucked)
Like, i love nv but the line between loving the game and outright worshipping it and Obsidian was crossed a long time ago. Hating Bethesda is fine, but sucking off another company going down an even worse path is just pathetic and cringe.
 
The Outer Worlds
I got bad news for you: Not even they like Outer Worlds. It's a game that everybody forgot about within 2 months of launch. I might be it's most vocal supporter, and I only do it ironically because it *does* trigger Bethesda fanboys.
That said, I don't really see anything that this game does so far that is making me really excited to play it, which OW did with it's pre-release material. If anything, I can see a lot of burned Dragon Age fanboys playing it to get their fix after the disaster that is Veilguard. Oh sure, this one is pozzed too, but unless Avowed has top surgical scars and a quest to transition gender(in a setting with magic, mind you) they won't mind.
 
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I got bad news for you: Not even they like Outer Worlds. It's a game that everybody forgot about within 2 months of launch. I might be it's most vocal supporter, and I only do it ironically because it *does* trigger Bethesda fanboys.
That said, I don't really see anything that this game does so far that is making me really excited to play it, which OW did with it's pre-release material. If anything, I can see a lot of burned Dragon Age fanboys playing it to get their fix after the disaster that is Veilguard. Oh sure, this one is pozzed too, but unless Avowed has top surgical scars and a quest to transition gender(in a setting with magic, mind you) they won't mind.
And its made by Obsidian.
Honestly Bethesda, for all the glitchy slop it makes (Fallout 76 and Starfield) it's at least honest: You expect slop, you get slop.
Obsidian brands itself as "I'm not like the other game studios UWU" and makes high effort slop that's too short, has little replay value and it does what everyone else has already done.
This alone is why NV fans who bitch and moan about Bethesda and demand it be returned to Obsidian don't understand: The old 2010 Obsidian is dead. If they got the Fallout IP it'd be a single DLC long game with arrogant dialogue (like NV) a broken engine because the devs were too busy writing instead of making the game (like NV) and trying to appease the dickriders by slapping on every trope and recognizable thing that everyone loved in the old games (like NV)
This alone is why I fucking hate both NV and Obsidian fans. At the very least Bethesda TRIED to make something new with 76 (and completely failed). The NV fanbase wants Fallout stuck on the west coast with the same factions, the same locations, the same characters and the same mechanics. Have a Fallout game in Texas. Or Florida. Or Alaska. Or anywhere BUT THE FUCKING DESERT. Appalachia is cool, the capital wasteland is a hellscape, and the commonwealth is at least memorable. What does NV have? Nothing. Its a fucking bland desert. "BUT OBSIDIAN RAN OUT OF TIME-" no Avallone and co spent all their time jerking off to Ulysses and Caeser. THEY chose the 18 month dev period. They are the only ones responsible for NV being a fucking mess on launch. Was what they had a miracle? Yes.
And all the cunts on youtube smuckling about NV and shitting on 3/4 is a sign that something that used to be a neat game has become another god to worship and attack other people over.
 
I have not met a single person with good tastes who had an "unhinged rant about NV fans", nor one who is a Bethesda fan. No, "I know it's slop but I like it" is not an excuse, just like "Stalker was always full of bugs!" isn't for the newly released Stalker game. There is standards, and if you excuse a game even when you know it doesn't meet them, that invalidates whatever point you might have had.

This right here is probably going to be all Avowed will be good for: Getting all the right people seething over nothing. I said that DA fans who are scorned by their new game might enjoy it, but I didn't mention Bethesda fanboys who will be jealous of Obsidian for releasing a "Skyrim lite", when they had Elder Scrolls blueballs for what 13+ years now? No TES 6 in sight!
 
Looks like we have another Concord situation.

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Put a chick in it, and make it lame and gay.

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I never understood the point of those images. Obsidian has more than 100 employees, so those might be the only women and faggots there and the 90+ everyone else is white/asian programmer, but then why exclude those people as if it's Soviet Russia? If I had worked there I would have felt insulted that those people were chosen to represent the team.
 
After I have seen story trailer. I wonder is avowed supposed to be prequel to pillars?
If it is. Lol lmao even.
PoE 2 had cliffhanger ending . So imagine being PoE fan and waiting 7 years for next game to give you answers only for it to be prequel.
One thing that is set in stone and will happen no matter what you do during game is that cycle of life and death is destroyed so everyone born after ending is going to be born soulless - Pillars version of being braindead
Kinda big deal and you would think it would be number one priority of everybody to try find solution.
But no story trailer talks about dream scourge idk what is that supposed to be.
Not sure what the last good one was probably PoE 1. But The Outer Worlds showed whoever was at that company that was good. Was long gone.
 
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Obsidian cockswaddlers are just as obnoxious as Bethesda cockswaddlers,
What they (and the rest of company "fandoms") have in common is they worship the company name, not the team. And chances are that in the time since the last thing they liked, most of the people have either left or were fired, and their replacement is the same as everywhere else, with dangerhairs owning the creative stuff and more technical shit outsourced to India.
 
Did Obsidian ever made a good non-complete-shit game. even once?!
Every game they make is unfinished, more buggy then a Bethesda games, gay-loaded shit.
Every bad guy is so cartoon evil, Disney telling them to slow down.
Every women is a slut to anyone but the player.

Why do people still play their "games"?!

It was hardly a game per say, but Pentiment was fantastic. Read through that over the course of two days and had trouble putting it down and I can't recommend it enough.
 
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