Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Viriathus]

I found out about this guy only a few hours ago, because of the following article:

http://www.kxly.com/news/local-news/man-banned-from-starbucks-claims-ageism/243944429

Someone had posted a link to the image about the 2 French girls in the comment section there, and I found this wicked web site because of it!

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

Someone had posted a link to the image about the 2 French girls in the comment section there, and found this wicked web site because of it!

Hi! My real name is homer bixby

I wanna welcome you to the forum and was wondering what your Facebook name is?

 

[Viriathus]

...and was wondering what your Facebook name is?

You can keep wondering, because I am not going to give you that information.

 

[Fiveseven15]

so anyone here one of the persons catfishing him about the lawyer wanting to take his starbucks 'case' to court?

 

[Father Dharmendra Rada]

@Christo4k47, do you have something you would like to say? How's the new apartment?

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

I'm always amazed at how Lucas can make foods I like look like absolute garbage. It's like anything he comes into contact with just withers and dies. He recently got a giant 2lb sushi roll at a restaurant, and proceeded to film himself shoveling it into his mouth with his hands. Oh, and of course he took a picture of it and turned it into a nonsense meme. This one is my particular favorite due to the frantic globs of text that almost completely obscure the food. I think we are watching a final descent into total madness.
Also: Hi Lucas! Thanks for the autistic rating

 

[strandedcastaway]

so anyone here one of the persons catfishing him about the lawyer wanting to take his starbucks 'case' to court?

It wouldn't surprise me at all if an actual lawyer heard "Starbucks discrimination" and thought "millions!" and contacted him. Then after a 5-minute telomerase conversation the lawyer realized Lucas was nuts. I don't think Lucas is necessarily making that up. We're never going to see him battling Starbucks in court though.

 

[aerostar88]

Holy shit I've clearly been away from this thread for too long. After I got the blocc from his main account I haven't been seeing as much of his shit so part of me almost started to forget until the starbucks fiasco. Also Lucas made an account on here? What else have I been missing, jesus.

 

[Particle Bored]

I'm always amazed at how Lucas can make foods I like look like absolute garbage. It's like anything he comes into contact with just withers and dies. He recently got a giant 2lb sushi roll at a restaurant, and proceeded to film himself shoveling it into his mouth with his hands. Oh, and of course he took a picture of it and turned it into a nonsense meme. This one is my particular favorite due to the frantic globs of text that almost completely obscure the food. I think we are watching a final descent into total madness.
Also: Hi Lucas! Thanks for the autistic rating

"Fun! Free food! Entertainment! Diploids!"

 

[lindsayfan]

This one is my particular favorite due to the frantic globs of text that almost completely obscure the food. I think we are watching a final descent into total madness.

"Write me an e-mail from my website for daddy" :deviant::autism:

 

[Big Nasty]

"This 2 lb big kahuna to the belly!"

"Spendy Meals!"

He's really obsessed with buying expensive food despite being dead broke!

 

[a toad]

he obviously hasnt had sex with suzanne, he mentions 'testicles being inside you' and 'sex takes place in the pee hole

I've always doubted their relationship was what he said it was. I would bet decent money that it was a roommate setup and he did not understand that. Could have lead to quite the emotional outburst and then the DV incident.

 

[VJ 120]

I've always doubted their relationship was what he said it was. I would bet decent money that it was a roommate setup and he did not understand that. Could have lead to quite the emotional outburst and then the DV incident.

Iirc she personally told someone (who then posted caps in this thread) that they did, in fact, have a real relationship but it was highly dysfunctional on both ends.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Iirc she personally told someone (who then posted caps in this thread) that they did, in fact, have a real relationship but it was highly dysfunctional on both ends.

Yeah, that pic of him leaning on her shoulder when he was heavier and less (overtly) crazy looks like he was looking for a Mom-figure then, instead of trying to selflessly drive the evolution of the species forward with his godlike sperm.

He even betrays his own silly reasoning: If every man over 35 automatically becomes an ideal mate and parent, (an idea that is so ridiculous it's actually shocking that he's written it down multiple times and "developed" it) then one of his millenial waifus should be doing the genome a solid bumping uglies with ANY middle-aged dude. But he explicitly says in one of the new screeds that if girls get with anyone but him, it's still "bigotry" and they're "a hater".

So, not that anyone had any doubts, his long-winded, autistically-repetetive rationale boils down to: If girls won't let Lucas fuck them, they're immoral. The whole spiel about telomerase and bigotry falls apart when anyone suggests to Luke the other, logical, reasonable possibilities as to why he may not be every girls IDEAL mate.

 

[Fiveseven15]

Lol so some more info about his 'lawyer' for the Starbucks 'case'

 

[NimertiS]

Are you all affraid that he would go Elliot Rodger, too? Or it's just me?

 

[strandedcastaway]

Lol so some more info about his 'lawyer' for the Starbucks 'case'

Ha, I'm such a sucker, thinking some ambulance chaser contacting Lucas for some of that Starbucks money. Should've known it was one of the thousand people trolling him.

 

[a toad]

Iirc she personally told someone (who then posted caps in this thread) that they did, in fact, have a real relationship but it was highly dysfunctional on both ends.

Ahh, I must have missed (or forgotten) that as I was reading through. Yeah, I can't imagine even if they were in a relationship that it would have been healthy. For either.

Maybe he just takes 'balls deep' too far.

 

[glutenfreebooty]

The exposure this is getting is making Lucas really ham it up. All white trash reacts the same way to negative attention.

 

[aerostar88]

The exposure this is getting is making Lucas really ham it up. All white trash reacts the same way to negative attention.

You're probably right. He's getting more attention now than ever. I honestly don't understand why the Starbucks thing gained him more notoriety than stalking a 14 year old girl at the public library, though. Like sure, at Starbucks he creeped out a girl- what's new? AFAIK she was actually of legal age, unlike most of Lucas' potential lovers victims.

I think that's the reason all these new wern followers only find him funny and don't see the true horror of Lucas. Will his behavior ever escalate past weird notes and stalking? Probably not. Still doesn't change the fact that he's a mentally unstable dude in his late 30's who lusts for nothing other than underage poon.