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The Wern made it to Fox News' Red Eye program.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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so far 2017 is p exciting
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It's doubtful that he's going anywhere anytime soon. His newest videos show his brand new pedo-lair and since millennial chicks "no longer have any excuse" due to that PineTar dungeon of his, he'll probably be staying put for the foreseeable future.
One doesn't just plan to invest in two plates, two forks, two cups, a pot and a pan if they're gonna leave town. He's in it for the long haul.
Millennial Bigot
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He was 34 in early November 2015, but the bit about keeping his composure doesn't sound like him.
Case_Maker
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Mooching through his 'official' facebooks I think Stephan Shur is a Werner alias (though claims to be a 46yo black woman....who's only friends, all 12 of them, are half dressed teens), Alicia Glasscock (nice surname, bro) and, shit forgot her name, some blonde called something 'Mannor'. Though these could also be troll accounts to cat fish him. Can anyone confirm so I don't wind up screwing someone's undercover?
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Lol Alicia Glasscock uses Pixyteri's pics. I'll let you deduce that one.
In all of my interaction with Lucas, which is way too much, he's only made 2 socks and they were way obvious. He is stuck on a loop, he can't change that. At all. Ever.
In all of my interaction with Lucas, which is way too much, he's only made 2 socks and they were way obvious. He is stuck on a loop, he can't change that. At all. Ever.
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Let me just say, Your Majesty Burrito, that having read this entire thread, I'm one of your biggest fans. You send your puppets where lesser mortals dare not go. (God, I hope you sanitize them when you get them back.)
I can't be sure who it was but the character who said to Lucas: "D..do you think I'm pretty?" -As though there were an actual, hesitant fearful, tearful halt in their voice made me bust out laughing. Granted, I'm not sure who was the marionette on that one, but BRAVO for a work of art. That exchange belongs on a museum wall.
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Case_Maker
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He popped my cherry
Lunachu
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The only one he'll ever pop in his lifetime.
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Lucas has been on a posting spree.
First he discussed the Starbucks incident. Basically he tried to use the same old telomeres line to get into the barista's pants. He's also still "gonna sue" Starbucks for discrimination. He's convinced that he's going to get millions of dollars for the incident.
Lucas calls Perez Hilton an agephobic and talks about telomeres again. He seems to think it was the age of the girl that was to blame for the ban rather than his creepy behavior at the restaurant.
Some loveshy/MGTOW blog talks about the incident.
First he discussed the Starbucks incident. Basically he tried to use the same old telomeres line to get into the barista's pants. He's also still "gonna sue" Starbucks for discrimination. He's convinced that he's going to get millions of dollars for the incident.
Lucas calls Perez Hilton an agephobic and talks about telomeres again. He seems to think it was the age of the girl that was to blame for the ban rather than his creepy behavior at the restaurant.
Some loveshy/MGTOW blog talks about the incident.
MGTOW 101 said:
holeinthedark
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"She could have sent me an email and said no like an adult."
No, she could have looked right at you and said "OMG, like, you really think I'd spend a second alone with a creepy pedo fuck like you? OMG, I can't even!" like an underage teenager, because that's what she is. But she's apparently professional enough to bite her tongue and tell her manager. Chicks do mature faster than guys I guess, right Lucas?
PS told ya he was 37.
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well he
he's only got 6 months in there before he gets the boot. no doubt he'll be homeless again since he's just going to troll for teenagers instead of getting treatment and finding a job. thats IF anyone would even hire him at this point
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He will never get a job because he gets a tugboat. Heck, he'll probably never voluntarily medicate, either.
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He will never get a job because he thinks he's smarter than everyone else around him, particularly women. He can't take orders. Can you imagine if he had a female boss, especially if she was younger? He'd be fired for sexual harassment so fast it would break the laws of causality.
holeinthedark
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Yea way to argue your point. Perez may be a dumpster fire but don't call him a derogatory term you're not helping your case, bucko.
He admitted that he was demanding underage girls to rape/impregnate. But, you know, it'll be "Photoshop" later when he wants to get followers.
He admitted that he was demanding underage girls to rape/impregnate. But, you know, it'll be "Photoshop" later when he wants to get followers.
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Case_Maker
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YAY, the Wern's fb ban is up and he is taking FULL advantage of that fact.
*grabs popcorn*
*grabs popcorn*
holeinthedark
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Those are so off, it's like a spoof of Lucas but.. he's really just that fucking nuts.
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Do you have a link to his facebook? I can't seem to find him when I search for him on there.