Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

holeinthedark said:
He deactived his main account
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Did he deactivate his YouTube as well?

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Is this one legit? No update since December so i'm a bit skeptical.
 
If he did a modicum of research about his ramblings, he'd realize that by claiming to be a "diploid mammal" is either completely meaningless, or he's effectively saying he's sterile.

-ploid shit refers to the number of chromosome sets in your cells. Most of the cells in your body are diploid, meaning they have two sets--one from each of your parents, more or less. However, sex cells like sperm and ovaries are actually haploid--they only have one set, so that they can combine with their opposite to form a diploid cell. So every mammal on the planet is a "diploid", but if you don't have haploids, you can't sexually reproduce.
 
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Maybe someone should let Werner know that his "baby batter" *barf* isn't the premium quality he's advertising. Apparently that MRSA infection he carries can be passed from father to child. (Not that the selfish bastard cares, but it is yet another among the thousands of reasons he should NOT be allowed to breed.)
"There’s also evidence that bacteria (as “L-form” mutated bacteria) can be passed from father to child through his sperm (Arch Androl 1995;35:43-7). This could be part of the reason for “genetic” type predispositions for certain diseases, as science is now discovering a correlation between certain diseases and chronic infections."
https://www.staph-infection-resources.com/blog/newborn-babies-with-mrsa/
 
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That didn't last long. He added me and by this morning the content is unavailable.
That profile with the gross pizza as the time line has been taken over by people claiming to be 'Lucas Experts' SMH

Anyone here responsible for the fb group Lucas Werner News? It's a closed group with rules such as not to bother his family, don't be a ween etc

You fucking wot m8?
 

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holeinthedark said:
He admitted that he was demanding underage girls to rape/impregnate. But, you know, it'll be "Photoshop" later when he wants to get followers.
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Am I the only one entertained that the Wern used "bounce off my cock" rather than 'bounce on'?

As if anyone he tries to penetrate will just fly off him in a flubber-like fashion.
 
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holeinthedark said:
Yea way to argue your point. Perez may be a dumpster fire but don't call him a derogatory term you're not helping your case, bucko.
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Werner is really, really bent on the argument that gays can fuck, so he should be able to be a pedophile. Ever a progressive and worldly man, reaching just past the "gays are predatory" trope to try and excuse his pedophilia.

I wonder why the Millenial chicks aren't buying his wares!

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Am I the only one entertained that the Wern used "bounce off my cock" rather than 'bounce on'?

As if anyone he tries to penetrate will just fly off him in a flubber-like fashion.
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This is not outside the realm of possibility. He looks slimy enough.
 
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Lucas posts his most hateful video yet; imagining himself to be a tough guy who says "Fuck you" under his breath as he passes couples:


He really is a laughable piece of shit. Highlights: once again turning away the non-existent men with girlfriends who are trying to stay at his place....Luke? Nobody wants to stay with you, and even if they did, the rules of your place allow no overnight visitation, because you're a middle-aged man who lives like a 13 year old boy.

Luke brags that he's not at the bottom of the social ladder anymore now that he has an apartment.

He states outright that he will audibly wish for any and all couples to die. Bleed to death in the snow, commit suicide, etc.

Also, I noticed another Lucas contradiction: His particular levels of Telomerase are supposed to benefit women by giving them less anger, rage, stress, cancer, and mental issues, right?

Then why are you such an angry, worried, whiny, stressed-out little MRSA-riddled bitch, Lucas, hmmmm?
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Lucas posts his most hateful video yet; imagining himself to be a tough guy who says "Fuck you" under his breath as he passes couples:


He really is a laughable piece of shit. Highlights: once again turning away the non-existent men with girlfriends who are trying to stay at his place....Luke? Nobody wants to stay with you, and even if they did, the rules of your place allow no overnight visitation, because you're a middle-aged man who lives like a 13 year old boy.

Luke brags that he's not at the bottom of the social ladder anymore now that he has an apartment.

He states outright that he will audibly wish for any and all couples to die. Bleed to death in the snow, commit suicide, etc.

Also, I noticed another Lucas contradiction: His particular levels of Telomerase are supposed to benefit women by giving them less anger, rage, stress, cancer, and mental issues, right?

Then why are you such an angry, worried, whiny, stressed-out little MRSA-riddled bitch, Lucas, hmmmm?
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Don't forget the 8 person gang bang that he was NOT invited to, despite it taking place in HIS OWN HOUSE.

Unless that was just another pity fueled wank fantasy of his *shrugs*
 
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A.G.R.A.phobic said:
So, I found this thread from a Facebook group and signed up after reading through all 108 pages!
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That's what I did too. Slogged through it all, then joined.
His main(?) FB is still down and the secondary one hasn't had any activity since his suicidal cry for attention on December 21. Is it strange to be glad that FB is upholding some standards in what it allows members to post publicly with regard to child molestation, and yet annoyed that they've stopped the flow of entertaining sewage?
 
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That's what I did too. Slogged through it all, then joined.
His main(?) FB is still down and the secondary one hasn't had any activity since his suicidal cry for attention on December 21. Is it strange to be glad that FB is upholding some standards in what it allows members to post publicly with regard to child molestation, and yet annoyed that they've stopped the flow of entertaining sewage?
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Luckily Youtube has no morals so the Werner sewage is still flowing there
 
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Sometimes, I have difficulty translating from Lucas to English. In this vid, Lucas posits the theory that girls who come up to him when he's talking to himself on the street and say only the single word, "Nig.ger?" to him, are in fact hookers propositioning him to see if he wants to pay for a fuck.

Lucas is not offended by this, but rather bothered that he's not sure if the women are actually hookers or not... He doesn't want to "share a bitch" with any other guys, because his "priorities are like a rap star", but he might fuck a hooker, if only his autistic mind could pick up on the subtle social cues enough to understand which ladies were hookers and which ones weren't!

Also, Luke scoffs at people living in "Flea-bag Motels" despite recently sleeping in the gutter himself, and acts as though his new apartment has made him infinitely more attractive to women. Of course.

Choice quote:

"I'M the boyfriend! If I'm not, go away!"
 
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"I was talking to myself because I was bored. homeless people talk to themselves because they're bored."

"If you're female and we've ever had 1 second of conversation... I'm still interested."

>called cops on chick he liked and told them she was a hooker because some dude kicked him (prob pushed him away w foot), but if she's "still serious, come talk to me."

>900 new FB friend requests
 
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