Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Fiercely Codependent said:
That's what I did too. Slogged through it all, then joined.
His main(?) FB is still down and the secondary one hasn't had any activity since his suicidal cry for attention on December 21. Is it strange to be glad that FB is upholding some standards in what it allows members to post publicly with regard to child molestation, and yet annoyed that they've stopped the flow of entertaining sewage?
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Before his main FB page got deactivated it seemed that he learnt to stop posting everything as public? As I'm wasn't "friends" with him so didn't see any new posts after Xmas but thanks to the people on this forum could see that he was still posting (with "friends of friends" privacy setting).

Not friends with his other profile either so not sure if he's posting on that or not?
 
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Stepping away from his obsessive love quest for three minutes, Lucas talks politics. He explains why all Donald Trump supporters should die.

Choice quote: "You should probably be stomped out like a jew by the nazis because you yourself are a nazi and you're really just hitler hiding among the jews and the jews are pretty much just everybody who is pissed off"
 
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His YouTube comments always yield some special finds. Here's one of his VERY many dating profiles from 4 years back.

https://www.okcupid.com/profile/Keplerman

"Single straight white atheist male. Age: 33
No job (Well, I "sell" Conversation Stickers & Shirts). Apartment. No debt. Pay no taxes. Excellent medical coverage. Bipolar. Not a drug user. 420-friendly. Drinks. Smokes cigarettes. Food card. Food banker. $20 a week (I'm poor, but secure). Obama voter."
 

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Trainwreck said:
Well, you better hope that you never get stuck in the snow or get shot, because Lucas will not save your life. #prayforviriathus
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Let's be honest Lucas is not very bright, he can't figure out why he can't have a 16 year old wife slave. He's angry at everyone because that's as far as his brain works.

In his video he claimed no one voted for Trump, called everyone a Trump Supporter and threatened to murder pretty much everyone. This is not the thought of a wise or kind person.

Even if a 14 year old girl was stuck in a bear trap, after he got his nut he'd probably leave her.
 
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Trainwreck said:
"I’m really good at
writing, cooking, science, philosophy, walking, comedy, discussion, internet, film, music, conversation, talking, listening, pleasuring, things that make ya go hmm, Smoo. I'm all up in your head."

Discussion? That is just laughable!
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The fact that he included "walking" (seriously...?) as something he's good at makes me laugh, but the part about "pleasuring" makes me throw up in my mouth a little. I guess I should be happy he used that nice romantic euphemism instead of his usual "science these bitches onto my dick."
 
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Anyone know what his clinging to red robin is? I've never eaten at one, so I don't know if it's any good or does he have some reason he keeps going there?
 
Bassomatic said:
Anyone know what his clinging to red robin is? I've never eaten at one, so I don't know if it's any good or does he have some reason he keeps going there?
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The food's pretty good, but I can't really guess at why it's his food place to sperg about. It could be because it's labeled as 'gourmet', and this fucker eats up labeling pretty hard. It could be due to childhood memories. It can even be because some poor teenaged waitress caught his rapist eyes. But we do know that autism is involved somewhere in this.
 
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Adamska said:
The food's pretty good, but I can't really guess at why it's his food place to sperg about. It could be because it's labeled as 'gourmet', and this fucker eats up labeling pretty hard. It could be due to childhood memories. It can even be because some poor teenaged waitress caught his rapist eyes. But we do know that autism is involved somewhere in this.
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Either that or an extremely poor ad-campaign on Red Robin's part.
 
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Red Robin did have that major TV ad campaign a while back that focused on intergenerational couples. Did y'all miss that? It was everywhere.

At the end of one of the ads, the elderly man reaches across the plate of cheese fries to take his teenaged companion's hand and asks her, "Kayla... will you telo-marry me?"
 
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Long Telomere Daddy said:

Stepping away from his obsessive love quest for three minutes, Lucas talks politics. He explains why all Donald Trump supporters should die.

Choice quote: "You should probably be stomped out like a jew by the nazis because you yourself are a nazi and you're really just hitler hiding among the jews and the jews are pretty much just everybody who is pissed off"
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Long Telomere Daddy said:
The fact that he included "walking" (seriously...?) as something he's good at makes me laugh, but the part about "pleasuring" makes me throw up in my mouth a little. I guess I should be happy he used that nice romantic euphemism instead of his usual "science these bitches onto my dick."
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HAHAHAHA! Clearly I didn't read the entire thing.....I tuned out when I saw discussion. Pleasuring?! So fucking gross.
 
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