Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

ZeCommissar said:
In a exceptional universe where the age of consent is 35+ for males multiple things would happpen.

A:If it's actually enforced then increase of rapes from younger men

B: People don't follow the age of consent now, you still have a 20 year old fucking a 17 year old. What the hell makes him think they won't do it in such a huge ass gap?

C : (Most important one) Lucas STILL wouldn't get a QT 16 year old GF
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Likely all these things would happen, BUT Lucas does not give 1 single shit about anything that does not fit perfectly into the elaborate, schizo fantasy he has built for himself with pseudo-scientific bullshit and the bone-deep certainty that his sperm is made of magic and all the millenial ladies should be lining up for it. He wants to raise the age of consent for guys under 35 because he sees them 'stealing' his underage women away and wants to force them out of the game. Any rational criticism like "oh hey Lucas even if you were the last man on earth you still couldn't get laid" would only get you labeled an ageist bigot/blocked. He does NOT like ANYTHING that gets in the way of his delusional quest for underage poon, including logic, reality, and anti-psychotic meds.
 
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Youtube comment accurately summarizes Lucas' most recent vid....and any future vids. Consider this the TL;DR Lucas Digest: read this, and you can permanently logout from this thread:

"No need to watch all 38 minutes of this, folks. I'll summarize it for you: "8 ex-girlfriends, don't call me creepy, Starbucks, mad-cow feminists, Fibonacci Sequence, intra-ageil mateen cupleen dateen and inbreedeen, old-rock-young-plant, Bernie Sanders, the Kay-Mare Rouge, telomeres, telomerase, fathers over 35, religion is evil, my EBT card is not up for discussion, I'm inheriting millions when my parents kick the bucket, Red Robin, and again why would you date a man under 35, I'm writing a book and it's gonna be awesome once I get a date." -------- So, yeah, basically the exact same shit he's been spewing for the past several years. That Khmer Rouge -- sorry, Kay-Mare Rouge -- reference is brand-spankin' new, though."
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Youtube comment accurately summarizes Lucas' most recent vid....and any future vids. Consider this the TL;DR Lucas Digest: read this, and you can permanently logout from this thread:

"No need to watch all 38 minutes of this, folks. I'll summarize it for you: "8 ex-girlfriends, don't call me creepy, Starbucks, mad-cow feminists, Fibonacci Sequence, intra-ageil mateen cupleen dateen and inbreedeen, old-rock-young-plant, Bernie Sanders, the Kay-Mare Rouge, telomeres, telomerase, fathers over 35, religion is evil, my EBT card is not up for discussion, I'm inheriting millions when my parents kick the bucket, Red Robin, and again why would you date a man under 35, I'm writing a book and it's gonna be awesome once I get a date." -------- So, yeah, basically the exact same shit he's been spewing for the past several years. That Khmer Rouge -- sorry, Kay-Mare Rouge -- reference is brand-spankin' new, though."
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Kudos to the commentor for summarizing the convoluted shit fest that is Lucas Werner's personal ideology into such a neat little paragraph. It's 100% Lucas in a nutshell.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Hmmmm...user @Christo4k47 going through the Werner thread downvoting posts. Love to know more about you. Any good recipes for fried chicken? Maybe with Flaming Cheetos? No? Favorite restaurant, maybe? One with Endless Fries?
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Christo4k47 said:
Haha, nice work man. Nah I'm not a Lucas I'm just a lurker and I like disliking people's comments for fun. You're right that's my pof account though. Cheerio.
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I think he's just some random basement dweller

Edit: original link @LovelyParadox posted https://forums.plentyoffish.com/usermessages.aspx?user_Id=135709433
 
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Trainwreck said:
I am going to make it my 2017 life goal to see this dude in person, out in the wild. Quit drinking? Nah. Quit the devil's lettuce? Nah. Catch a glimpse of crazy in the raw? Yes.
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As someone who has seen him out in the wild, it's not anything notable. Unless you're gonna come up to him and poke the crazy for a response, which I would really advise anyone against doing.
 
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Ladies, please contain your orgasms.


Quick recap
That bowl is foul as fuck and he uses it to make his professional quality cooking ... of ramen He puts a creepy sign on his noodles. Then more flavor another creepy sign. Drops in the second block of noodles another insane note. Then puts yet another insane note out... flips over to more insanity.

Plugs his website with ANOTHER insane note, and ends panning around he's turned his apartment into a pig stye already.
 
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Bassomatic said:
Ladies, please contain your orgasms.


Quick recap
That bowl is foul as fuck and he uses it to make his professional quality cooking ... of ramen He puts a creepy sign on his noodles. Then more flavor another creepy sign. Drops in the second block of noodles another insane note. Then puts yet another insane note out... flips over to more insanity.

Plugs his website with ANOTHER insane note, and ends panning around he's turned his apartment into a pig stye already.
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Geez, it's like a fusion of the Cooking with Hoarders guy and Ted Kaczynski. I can't believe this narcissist thinks he's qualified for children when he can't even do dishes or vacuum his fucking carpet. He'd be lucky if his hypothetical child didn't find something on his filthy floor and die of choking.
 
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Bassomatic said:
Ladies, please contain your orgasms.


Quick recap
That bowl is foul as fuck and he uses it to make his professional quality cooking ... of ramen He puts a creepy sign on his noodles. Then more flavor another creepy sign. Drops in the second block of noodles another insane note. Then puts yet another insane note out... flips over to more insanity.

Plugs his website with ANOTHER insane note, and ends panning around he's turned his apartment into a pig stye already.
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Nice. My favorite Lucas videos are the ones where he uses cryptic notes and strategically placed junk food in lieu of spoken words. Good to see he's putting that EBT card to good use.

Also, in a MASSIVE breakthrough in medical research, Lucas asserts that not only are cancer, anger, and depression linked to not bathing in the semen of old men, but "every medical problem known to science is linked to telomere attrition." Wow! Where is this man's nobel prize?
 
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holeinthedark said:
Did we say this and I just didn't catch it? I hope this is actually happening. That would be hilarious that he's talking about who can and cannot enter his new mancave when he's not allowed to have anyone there at all lol.
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Yeah, he's not allowed to have overnight guests, if his recent vids can be believed.
 
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Hate to burst everyone's bubble, but no overnight guests is just a mainstay of many subsidized housing places, as well as run of the mill shitty landlords. In the former it's to prevent someone from essentially living there under the radar (aka the tennants crack addicted SO), and the latter just becuase shitty landlords get off on being assholes.

Note his source is the KF, so we're just playing telephone with ourselves at this point.
 
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